>he isn't a virgin
>thinks he's worth anything as a human
hahahhaahhaahaahahhhhaaha, you're a fucking worm
>kissless virgin at 22
feels gut man
why is this an epiphany?
or better yet why is this even funny
Why are Nordic movies so shitty?
They aren't.
wu waz bergmans and von trier and shiets
>Finns
>White
Kek
Christmas tread
share Christmas trees and tell each other Merry Christmas
Juullimi Pilluaritsi
we're coming for you greenland
>>52624632
He's mine fake Maine
>>52624624
what is snow
what is rain
Goodmorning /int/
1st for anime
>tfw no dutch friend with funny accent
I gotta go back
I'm trying to create a character to troll the average Englishman or WASP American.
Basically he needs to be absolutely everything they hate, down to their bones.
I'm thinking of naming him Guy or Xavier.
He'll have a French surname, of course, but isn't necessarily from France. Could just be traitorous native like all those Harry Potter villains with French names (Lestrange, Malfoy, Voldemort.)
He turns his nose up at beer and drinks a small amount of wine daily. He never gets drunk and would be confused if you asked him why not.
Horses and dogs disgust him.
He is a gourmand, but thin. He believes that gyms are for fat people and that muscles are for road workers. He believes this in the same way that he believes the sky is blue.
He is an old fashioned Catholic, and also an old fashioned hypocrite who sins with a completely sunny, clear conscience. He won't eat meat on Friday, but might stop off at a whorehouse.
He was a trust fund kid and is now an idle rich.
He does not understate his abilities and when others do, he takes them at their word.
At the same time, he is completely matter of fact about his abilities, not "confident" in any wholesome, fist-pumping, All-American way. He is bored by his skills and sees them as little details.
He is a baronet with Norman blood, and speaks fluent French.
Any suggestions for more Anglo triggers, /int/?
wtf
A character for what?
I'm not even an Anglo and I'm triggered.
Step 1) Go to translate.google.com and pick Chinese as your language input (or any other similar language, I guess) and English as your output.
Step 2) Click the speech input button on the bottom left of the input screen.
Step 3) Say the most stereotypical Chinese you can muster into your mic.
Step 4) Post results.
Pic related was from me saying "ching chong bing bong" but I've gotten other results from saying the same thing.
Ching chong bing bong
You can also mix in some English or other language when speaking, I guess
Who /appalachia/ here?
Southern WV reporting in
Lies.
People in WV don't own computers, they think computers were invented by the devil.
tell your mother and your sister my regards, she'll always in my mind
>>52624100
Appalachia is the poorest part of our state and West Virginia is evidence of what happens when your entire state is Appalachia.
Good nature and scenery though
>tfw no qt paki foreign minister gf
I bet she has a smelly cunt
>>52623957
I really hope you don't find that tranny-man faced paki attractive
>>52623957
There is a reason they're ugly.
KEK
epic
epic
epic
Who here spent their day holocausting their qt GF's vagina?
>GF
>>52623868
your mom.
>>52623868
Gave her anal last night to be honest mate. Didnt even ask, slipped my finger in when we were fugging, and she let me. Then she hopped up, put my dick in her bunghole and let me cum inside.
Pretty good christmas so far gents.
1. You're Cunt
2. Do you know what one of these is?
>peanut butter and jam
>>52623833
Peanut butter and banana is better famalam
>>52623907
>he's never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Why are most French movies about black people?
>>52623811
List those movies, Alberto
b-but we make the most and the best black people movies ;_;
how come no one ever ask us about black people movies, it's infuriating
Before enter the Japan
You have to prove you are not offensive for japan so you have to do a gentle ecchi with young big oppai Japanese girl pic related
And final exam is luck her butthole until her satisifaied
And if you want to live Japan you must ecchi young Japanese girl and make hafu baby to reduse your gaijin blood.
kill yourself expat
>>52623721
get AIDS and die stupid gook
Prove you're Japanese, and not some weeb
http://youtu.be/xGbynOi9tIY
http://youtu.be/51A77HY2EGs
>>52623590
evidently she has grasped the point of koran perfectly in that pic
>>52623590
>tumblr
>>52623590
shut up mhemet
>banning people on christmas
This imageboard is the only friends I have and I hate using my phone to post on it
pls unban
christmas spirit
>>52623509
>being such a shitposter you get banned on /int/ of all places
You probably deserved it desu senpai
>>52623509
Are you too dumb to make a screenshot?
Just ctrl + PrintScreen
Hope you get banned again faggot.
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