Why is it a bad idea to run over a yugo on a bike with your car?
>could be your bike
Why are italians such manlets?
>Because their mother tells them that they gotta work when they grow up
>>52505511
Most of the Romanian jokes can't be translated properly, but I'll try.
When it's the first time when you smile while looking at a hungarian?
>When the butt is set on the shoulder, the telescope is steady and the finger is on the trigger
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
None
Paddy and Mick are walking down the road and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand.
Paddy says to Mick, "If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have both of them"
What is the thing that does not vibrate and doesn't fit in anus?
>russian anus vibrator
What is fat, dumb and obnoxious?
You already know the answer
>>52505511
How does a Kiwi cure insomnia?
>counting his sexual partners
Why can't Kiwis take their girlfriends to the rugby?
>they eat all the grass
What's the difference between an Indonesian and a bucket of shit?
>nothing
>>52506886
>canadian "jokes"
>>52506857
>>52506617
>>52506956
Pretty dull.
>>52506886
Nice one
>>52505511
>italians manlets
But we are all over 182 cm....
>>52507005
shouldn't you be lynching the town rapist?
So I asked my wife if I could do a 'Brazilian' on her.
She said, "Yes."
So I threw her to the floor and shot her in the head several times
>>52507160
wouldn't a columbian be pretty much the same thing?
>>52507203
Yup.
But OP clearly said it was a thread to joke about neighbors, retarded faggot.
>>52507249
sure but that's like Koreans joking about Chinese slanted eyes you fuck
A toddler riding a bus tells the bus driver to drive slow and avoid the potholes , the bus driver tells the kid the bus is at a standstill , he's just sitting in a Paki's lap.
How did the paki call his Goat?
come butifel First Cousin Mahbooba.
>>52505511
To begin with we're not what you'd call human. Over the
past one thousand years a kind of consciousness formed layer by
layer in the crucible of Douro valley. It's not unlike the way
life started in the oceans four billion years ago. The Douro river
was our primordial soup, a base of evolution --
We are formless. We are the very discipline and morality that
portuguese people invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us?
As long as this nation exists, so will we.
The mapping of the human genome was completed early this century.
As a result, the evolutionary log of the human race lay open to
us.But there are things not covered by genetic information.
Human memories, ideas. Culture. History.
Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that
information be left at the mercy of nature?We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures,
symbols... from tablets to books...But not all the information was inherited by later generations. A
small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then
passed on. Not unlike genes, really.But in the current, digitized world, trivial information is
accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never
fading, always accessible.All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at
an alarming rate.It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of
evolution
Why have thePakistani military researchers recently ordered for the
enlargement of the hatches on tanks and other armoured vehicles?
This is so they can be more easily abandoned in enemy territory.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khemkaranhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Asal_Uttar
This Sardar(sikh) taxi driver in New York would amuse himself by running over
Pakistanis he saw walking down the side of the road. Every time he
would see a Pakistani walking along the road, he would swerve to hit
him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back
onto the road.(at this point some of you are probably wondering how the
Sardar could distinguish the Pakistanis from the humans.
Obviously he saw the trail of slime they left...)
Q. What's brown and black and looks great struck on a pakistani?
A Doberman.
>>52507596
t. alberto
You have to eat some kilker shit.
>>52507738
>>52507907
>>52507962
India best remover of kebab.
>>52507328
I'm sure there are jokes between them about whose is more slanty eyed.
By that logic then you can't joke about your neighbors' alcoholism because your country is the land of drunks too. Stop being so salty about a joke moron.
>>52507962
>>52507907
>>52507738
Once upon a time lived an Indian with his sick mother. She asked him to bring her some cow piss to drink before she dies. The indian (really don't need to capitalize something as common as an indian) goes out onto the street and begins to move toward the royal cow. The cow runs away from the Indian because even it strays from poo. The Indian while running after the cow decides to take a shit in the street and then proceeds on chasing the cow. The indian forces the cow onto the ground and takes its piss. The indian them returns to see that has mother has passed away and rapes her corpse. The indian enjoys some cool cow piss before Pakistan border control kills him.
THE END.
>>52506755
good one
What do you call a successful New Zealander?
An Australian
>>52508306
it was a shit joke I hope you get a 'columbian'
>>52506755
Paddy and Mick are walking through the woods looking for jobs when Mick spots a sign that reads "Tree fellers wanted"
"It's no good, Paddy" he says, "there's only two of us."
>>52508383
seek a psychiatrist
>>52508440
waheeyyyy
Canada
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
>>52508453
Lol why?
>>52507073
Telling him to an hero?
A Finn and a Russian went to a sauna. Russian died.
![tumblr_m61c7mKyAM1qzobiy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rhqhy4R.png "tumblr_m61c7mKyAM1qzobiy[1].png")
>>52508440
Kek
PS: Pavlova is Australian too
What are 300.000 hands in the air?
The French army.
Janos wakes up and speaks to his wife:
-Honey,I had a beautiful dream
-What did you dream,Janos?
-That I went to Bucharest
-And what's so beautiful about that?
-They wouldn't let me in without a passport
>>52506857
my sides
>>52508583
You'd think his skin would tighten with the heat, but he still has titties
>>52508610
Prussian army in 1806 ?
>>52508692
we in Vojvodina have the same joke about going to Belgrade
>>52508692
as a neighbour of hungarians, could you tell me some stereotypes about them? and what are they like actualy?
>>52508723
>You'd think his skin would tighten with the heat
that's not how it works
>>52508796
gypsies and steppe mongolians with good food
>>52508836
>gypsies and steppe mongolians
sounds too memetic, I would like to see real national stereotypes, not from /int/ pls.
>>52508796
wrong people to ask desu, they hate us with passion
Ion is sharpening his scythe and his neighbour Janos asks him:
-Why are you sharpening that scythe?
-Janos,I want to kill you.
-Are you crazy?We've known eachother for 20 years,we didn't have any problems,why do you want to kill me?
-Is it true that you've killed Michael the Brave?
-Yes,but that was 500 years ago...
-True,but I've just found that out today.
>>52508383
Ahmed the paki came to England from pakistan and he was only there a few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick!"
>>52508796
when we aren't at war they're ok,although the ones living in romania kinda suck
>>52505511
I don't even have to say anything.
pic related
Why is mexicos olympic team shit?
>everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border
>>52509003
I'm interested in any opinion about you, you are the most misterious european nation, guys.
>>52507524
How do you know a country is literally the lowest of the fucking low?
They have designated shitting streets.
Okay, here's a few.
>What did Jesus say to the Montenegrins before he got crucified? "Don't do anything until I get back"
>Why do Montenegrins come to Serbia? Because they heard there's no jobs there.
>>52509413
do you have somethig about hungarians pls:3
What do you call a Mexican being baptized?
>beandip
>>52509512
Nope, sorry.
>>52508796
stereotypes:mongols,gypsies,muh erdely nem rumanie,muh szekely nem rumanie,nem nem soha,rumanie cygani,muh we came here before romanians
during our national day one hungarian tried to blow up a parade in a county with 80% hungarians
they have nice food but they act like cunts most of the time
>>52509087
Jeesus Christ
>>52509594
>during our national day one hungarian tried to blow up a parade in a county with 80% hungarians
>still believing this
>>52509512
An englishman,a frenchman,a hungarian and a romanian were on a boat about to sink.They decide to draw straws to see which one would sacrifice himself to save the others.The englishman drew the shortest straw.He said "Long live the Queen!" before he jumped out of the boat.The others noticed the boat was still sinking so they decided to draw straws again.This time the frenchman drew the shortest straw."Vive la France" he said,before jumping.But the boat was still sinking,so the remaining two decided to draw straws again.The romanian drew the shortest straw.He shouted "Traiasca Romania mare!" and pushes the hungarian out of the boat.
In a beautiful, deserted island in the middle of nowhere they wrecked the following:
* Two Italian men and one Italian woman
* Two French men and one French woman
* Two German men and a German woman
* Two Greek men and a Greek woman
* Two English men and one English woman
* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
* Two Swedish men and a Swedish woman
* Two Irish men and one Irish woman
* Two Argentine men and a woman Argentina
* Two Catalan men and a Catalan woman
* Two men from Madrid and a woman from Madrid
* Two Andalusian men and an Andalusian woman
1/2
Two Canadians go on a hunting trip in Seskatchewan, but as night draws near, they realize that are lost. One of the canadians says, "I heard on the hunting channel on TV that if you get lost while hunting, you should fire a volley of 3 shots at a time into the air every 15 minutes, eh? The other hunters in the forest will hear the shots and after a while they'll figure out that it's a distress call!" So throughout the night, they fire into the air, to no avail. No one comes to rescue them. As morning arrives, the second Canadian says to the first one, "I hope someone finds us soon, pal. We're running out of arrows!"
>>52508563
You just destroyed my sides
>>52505511
If you see a drowning white man and a drowning nigger, who do you save?
The nigger, the white guy could be a Croat.
Italians have pršut in their cellars.
Slovenes have wine.
Austrians have children.
The Italian army has a new tank. It has five gears: four in reverse and one forwards, if the enemy attacks facing them.
What is the thinest book in the world?
Italian war heroes.
Where do you find it in a library?
Fiction.
>>52509964
A month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the situation was ......
* One of the Italians killed the other for the woman, .....
* The 2 French and the French woman live happily together in a "Menage a Trois".
* The 2 Germans keep a strict schedule in which alternate to be with the German woman.
* The 2 Greek men sleep together and the Greek woman cleans and cooks for them.
* The 2 Englishmen expect someone to introduce them to the English woman.
* The 2 Bulgarians looked at the infinite ocean first, then at the Bulgarian woman and then began to swim .......
* The 2 Swedish men contemplate the possibility of suicide while the Swedish woman tells them her body is hers and explains the true nature of feminism. But at least it does not snow and taxes are low.
* The Irish began by dividing the island in "North Region and South Region" and set up a distillery. They do not remember if there
sex in sight, because since they produced the first liters of Whiskey some kind of mist covers it all, but at least they know that the English are not having any type of sexual activity.
2/3, sorry
>>52509719
http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitate/incercare-de-atentat-terorist-la-covasna-un-membru-al-hvim-ungaria-planuia-detonarea-unei-bombe-de-1-decembrie.html
the bolise found explosives and other shit in his house,i don't think he'll be getting out anytime soon
>>52506886
DUDE
>>52510300
WEED
>>52510316
LMAO
>>52510132
* After a while, the very bored Argentinian woman was found in a corner of the island, cleaning her fingernails with a twig. Apparently the Argentinian men ignore the woman now and spend all day talking about football and how great they are at making love.
* The Catalans leased the Catalan woman to the Swedes, and used that money to fund the Irish building a distillation plant in their plot of the island, where they would work only in exchange of bottles of whiskey if they were also labeled in Catalan. Of course, in the sexual scope, nothing.
* The Madrid men take turns to keep the Madrid woman and go out drinking with the Irish and talk shit about the English, Italian, French, German, and of course (and especially) the Catalans.
The Andalusians have managed to convince the Irish to ignore the Catalans and distil a variety of "Fino de Coco". Immediately they have established an impressive calendar of feasts on their island: April Fair, Easter, Day of Andalusia in exile, to which everyone assists. Of course, all without really doing anything.
3/3
>>52510239
Yeah they found and airsoft gadget and firecrackers. Truly an explosive device capable of and indeed designed to blow up a military parade. In a county full of hungarians even! And you guys ate it all up.
What do you see when you cross the border into Montenegro?
A man sitting on a chair and crying
Who is that?
A montenegrin who sat on a nail and is too lazy to get up
What does a bosnian do when he's done with a medical college?
He moves with the construction site to a engineering college
Why did Slovenia get into the EU so quickly?
Austria needed parking lots
What is the only thing that falls apart faster than a Yugo Car?
The manufacturing country
>>52510760
there were at least 1000 romanians attending the parade
they also found a remote control detonator,and about >400 firecrackers(the ones that footbal hools use)
he's not exactly innocent
>>52511257
Kek, that's a sight you see in every Slavic country. One man working and everyone else chatting, swearing or commanding him what do to.
>>52511338
Dude it's the same shit in Finland
>>52511518
>implying you're not Slavs in disguise
Alcoholism, suicidal tendencies and melancholy, man. This is the language we speak.
>>52511338
>>52511518
>expecting immigrants to work
>>52505511
We've got the same joke that you have about yugos but with arabs instead
Also who invented triathlon?
Arabs, they go in pool by walking, they leave in bicycle.
What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead arab on a road?
The brake print in front of the dead dog
>>52510498
E for Effort, spainlad.
50% of swedes are women, the other 50% are fags
Non-Anglo humour is fucking awful.
>>52511726
We have a similar joke for Mexicans
"Why is the Mexican triathlon team so bad?"
"Because the best runners swimmers and bikers already made it over"
>>52511924
The joke here is that really 100% Swedes are faggots?
>>52512047
"hahahaha poopies lol" ~ anglo humor
It's said that when a Montenegrin wakes up he goes straight to his chair, because he needs a break from all that sleeping.
Kosovars are great businessmen: they sell people and their organs separately.
