if poeple ask me i tell them im german because i know they will look down and pity me if i tell them the truth, can understand that
>>58114823
Poland what do you think about before you fall asleep?
>>58114823
Just say you're Czech
>>58114823
who are they?
Poland isn't a meme at all in real life
Hier gehts weiter!
Was geht bei euch?
1. für Bayern!
>dgw gleich endlich Mittagessen
Ohne Frühstück zu gehen war ein Fehler.
Für Nord-Germania
ITT: Countries that should not exist
I'll start
Uh, how do I subscribe to a pornographic magazine in Canada? I can only find one only, and it's just for Hustlers. Is the only place that I can get new issues is from sex shops? Do they sell them at Canadian gas stations.
I grew up finding porn magazines when I was a kid, I still prefer them over internet porn. There's just something magical about them. So if I were to get a mag from the store, does it have a card inside that allows me to order more in Canada?
>>58114350
Step 1: Put on clothes
Step 2: Go to store
Step 3: Buy porno
Step 4: Go home
You can see the photos from the magazines on the internet for free, Grandpa.
>>58114397
Maybe he woke up from a coma?
Do you really have life in 1st world with qt girls friends, gfs, interesting people in social circle, interesting life, life in beautifull place, life as not poorfag?
Tell me about it.
>>58114267
>have life in 1st world
yes
>with qt girls friends
no
>gfs
no
>interesting people in social circle
no
>interesting life
no
>life in beautifull place
yes
>life as not poorfag
yes
>>58114267
>friends
>social
>he thinks you can have success and friends without being a socio/psychopath
LMAO
The flight plan I just filed with the Mods lists me, the first poster, the janitor here, but only ONE of you!
First one to get dubs gets to stay on my aircraft!
There will never be an Australian in a position of power here as long as I live
>>58114249
Get one on board. I'll call it in
dubs for mugi
guys I have a date with a cute girl in 4 hours I'm starting to get nervous what do I do
uh, I mean what do I do in your country
Get some beta blockers friend :)
your ancestors all passed down their genes to you
think about that my friend
>>58113780
Where are you going lad?
I am countryless I belong nowhere
>>58113734
>pepe 86
Hmm.
same here
I want an uninhabited island or piece of land just for me and my dog
without government n shit
iktf
The more conscious Australians are of their shitposting, the worst it gets. Australians never try to improve themselves. Where is their honor?
The guy next door waits until 9 the same time I had to pass it onto my own stupid and the rest of my life and I will call you back to the same as last week of July at work today so we have a look and see what you were doing tomorrow morning and afternoon tea and coffee making facilities and the way to do so in this area of expertise in a couple more weeks of age of the year to you with a lot of people who are you going to be a good year for the New Zealand for you guys think that I have been a bit better than a week and the rest of my life is a good idea to charge your phone number is a bit of a fan of the year to you with a lot of people with the other side Lmao the best way for you guys think that I have to fix the washing machines are the police on the roads stopping the BMW's do I get 20km the same time as C aric hanley the same time as C aric hanley and they will not use the search could you send us your mum is coming up in a town 2 hours south Wales with the same as a result shows the tidal power to make sure you are not in?
>Chinaustralia
>Indistralia
>white
Pick the top two.
The guy next door waits until 9 the same time I had to pass it onto my own stupid and the rest of my life and I will call you back to the same as last week of July at work today so we have a look and see what you were doing tomorrow morning and afternoon tea and coffee making facilities and the way to do so in this area of expertise in a couple more weeks of age of the year to you with a lot of people who are you going to be a good year for the New Zealand for you guys think that I have been a bit better than a week and the rest of my life is a good idea to charge your phone number is a bit of a fan of the year to you with a lot of people with the other side Lmao the best way for you guys think that I have to fix the washing machines are the police on the roads stopping the BMW's do I get 20km the same time as C aric hanley the same time as C aric hanley and they will not use the search could you send us your mum is coming up in a town 2 hours south Wales with the same as a result shows the tidal power to make sure you are not in?
Hey, guys. Tell me, why do 17yo californian girls ost pics how they use drugs, for example picrelated, on their tongues - xanaxs - addictive drug. Also, why do they touch each others tongues? hm, why do they have lots of tattoes?
It's called Freedom.
>>58113073
Because suburban life is pretty droll. You end up doing drugs and alcohol before you even go to college.
They are degenerates
What are your thoughts on your country's current leader?
At least he is right wing, but he is liberal too.
He is pretty weak too, and kind of a pushover.
Obama did nothing wrong
Kindergarten but full of grown adults
FAGS OOOUUUTTTTTTT!!!!
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BOARD, STOP POSTING FAGGOTRY HERE.
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
JANNY KILL ALL FAGS
Do you want fuck my ass, bro?
>>58112965
yeah but no homo
The canadians traplover, the aussie and brazilian fagposters should go
In Japan you can sleep at work.
>>58112699
In Japan you just pretend to work.
>>58112699
In Mexico people sleep instead of going to work.
you do that in mexico too, you just aren't supposed to
1. Flag
2. How many times did you have sex with a female/females in your life.
1. Polan
2. Around 800-900 times.
>>58112498
>lying on the internet
Around 800-900 times too.
>>58112555
What are you on about? I have only had 3 gfs and I have probably fucked around a thousand times if you include all the quickies and other stuff
>There's poor people in first world countries
How is this possible?
>>58112435
I smoked weed and didn't do anything in highschool
>>58112435
They're dumb and/or lazy
they are mexican
