>a fucking elf
America are you even trying?
And Tennessee is the benis :DDDDD
Haha you got us! XD
>"Great" Britain
JUST
FUCK
>Great Shitstain
MY
what do you call this
americans
what the fuck is that
a crabscorpionfish?
Mr Krabs
Previous discussion: >>52608851
Please, post Vocaroo recordings!
Here you can learn, study, discuss, teach, and funpost in your favorite languages, natural or conlangs.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1msvGUkl66o
>>52683508
Hello foreighnfag!
Let's take a trip to the magcal world of Toki Pona!
toki pona is a minimalist conlang with a vocabulary of around 120 words and roughly a dozen of grammar rules. It takes about an hour to start swearing and about a week to start swearing well in toki pona.
ITT, let's see if it is useable as a pidgin (one of the reasons it was invented for), excercise in semantical deconstruction (that's another reason) and translate boardspeak in toki pona!
Lessons: http://tokipona.net/tp/janpije/okamasona.php or https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Updated_jan_Pije%27s_lessons
Word list: http://tokipona.net/tp/ClassicWordList.aspx
http://sitelen-pona.herokuapp.com/
By popular request, all the rest of conlangs can be discussed here (although our conlang mastermind is asleep at the moment).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swahili_language
http://www.glcom.com/hassan/dictionary/swahili_dictionary.html
https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mwanzo
https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Swahili_phrasebook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ya2ip1-mfc
la lojban.
Pick a language you don't understand or speak. Then type how the language sounds to you.
Tagalog
>Panang pakayo na sayo na. Sakong nang bulakang nayo
>Malay
Ching chong chang alahu ackbar
>>52750517
Delet this
Czech and Polish
Zrbst byrxt plrk v ckwp yvej wlpvzsd s grvd
>his language doesn't have the verb "to be"
>>52745207
olla
What's the verb for "to be" in English?
>>52745241
KEK
Easily the most influential and powerful group of countries in the world. We will the world to speak our language, and so it does
>>52744932
I have a tummy ache :(
>>52745083
how come
Honestly UK and US only influential ones
What do you think about working hours?
>>52738307
>mexico
BULLSHIT
>>52738307
They are bad for your soul.
>>52738307
only productivity hours matters, you wageslave
Shit-tier flags edition. Post flags which you think are absolute trash. Although I should say that your judging criteria must be based solely on the aesthetical aspects of the flag regardless of the cunt holding it.
Please do try to refrain from getting butthurt and shitposting.
I'll start
1. All color stripe flags without exception. No one gives a shit about which color symbolizes what. They are fucking lgbt tier atrocities. This includes obviously the circus rag you see above my post.
2. Flags that have their cunts clay on it. While they do get some points for originality. It is autistic as fuck. I guess it makes some sense in Cyprus case being an island and all but guess what they are busy getting BTFO by turks and lost half of it.
3. UK flag is ok but the countries who have it as their cuckstamp are absolute worst and make me wanna gouge my eyes out.
4. A fucking leaf
I guess there would be some additional examples from Africa but literally I don't give a shit about it.
>>52736692
Your flag is shite though
>>52736751
Thank you
>Chad
ITT: European appreciation thread
We thank the above comment's country for something they have created/made great.
IF AND ONLY IF THAT COUNTRY IS PART OF GLORIOUS EUROPE.
Invited: European countries + Argentina
Not invited: Non-Europeans
thanks for your god tier movies
thank you for qt actresses france
>>52726576
Top tier wine t b h
I have noticed that polish sounds and looks like it was made by a 12 year old russian with autism.
Even Dothraki looks less made up. Why is that?
>>52748694
If Polish is a fake language then so is Russian, Czech, Croatian, Serb, Ukie, Belarusian and Ruski.
Because all of the slavic languages are simplified versions and dialects of the Polish tongue.
>>52748719
Also.
Fun fact.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etruscan_civilization
Russians tried to translate this language and they failed many times. One Polish professor looked at their texts and translated this with no problem. Just proved my point that all other slavic languages came from Polish.
>>52748719
Polish is Parseltongue.
Dek wależnych prawowszumi oszestwatykuł śrowa i czartykuł Nie odnizać zakiek abywaładczeńska, ZWAŻYWSZY, bezarcie prawo prajączewą Są go sadanej prażdy sprawych ma róci.
Hold up.
WE
WUZ
EDUCATION
Do british police have to do the same thing?
>>52745875
British police don't even have guns.
>British police
Lads I think you should delete this bloody thread at once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6KU1PifWeE
I love her edition
I might be moving to Hong Kong with the wife. Her family is from there.
Any of you lived there before?
What's it like? Can you get a job there without knowing how to speak Cantonese ?
first for bule
There is no such thing as "European" - there is only truly NATIVE European, and everything else.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_I-M170
"In human genetics, Haplogroup I-M170 is a Y-chromosome DNA haplogroup. I-M170 is predominantly a European haplogroup and it is considered as the only native European Haplogroup.[1]"
"The haplogroup reaches its maximum frequency in the Dinaric Alps (with the highest concentration in present-day Bosnia and Herzegovina)."
Interesting fact: the Dinaric Alps cover a region where the tallest human height average can be found spread out.
Dinaric Alps:
Male: 185.6 cm (6 ft 1 in)
Female: 171.1 cm (5 ft 7 1⁄2 in)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world
>>52745208
Interesting. I wonder if they look like Scandis in the Dinaric Alps
>Y-DNA
>2006+almost 10
Nowadays it's all about autosomal, and the more WHG (first sapiens here arriving about 40000 years ago) you have, the more Euro you are (or if you want to extend it, go for Neanderthal - been here for a million or so years - but I doubt there are any individual samples out there scoring more than 5%)
Also Dinaric Maymays are a meme, I know a lot of Yugos and they're all relatively short on average (1.70-1.80m), and mostly have jet black hair too (and no I don't mean gyppos)
>>52745595
interestingly they are both the highest people according to world national average
also I did see some scandis having elongated dinaric faces, like that guy from babe the pig.
