>A Canadian walks into the room
>an Australian crawls onto your sofa
>an American rolls into the room
>a Belgian explodes into the room
How hard is it to get into Russia? I'm hoping to go to the World Cup.
I would imagine they'll make it easier for the world cup. I've heard it's kind of a pain in the ass though.
>>57403874
My main concern actually is getting out. What I really want to know is if their easing up on visas for World Cup spectators will last long enough for me to leave if I stay for the final.
bump for you
>your face when Dilma, Lula and the PT won
So, /int/, this is the tl;dr and conclusion to BR's political situation
>PT (our commie government) fucks this Cunha guy up
>Cunha is the leader of our pseudo-parliament thingy
>he gets angry and starts an Impeachment process against Dilma (the president lady)
>they actually had ways of having an Impeachment but he didn't want to do it before because he was allied to the PT
>everyone goes on demonstrations against PT because of this
>some time later our FBI gets really strong evidence that Lula (our ex-president) was involved in all kind
>Dilma immediately (literally) makes him a minister and thus gives him "immunity" and the right to be judged by our supreme court, which is literally made off people chosen by PT
>more demonstrations
>PMDB (PT's biggest ally) decides it's time to attack and get some power by breaking up with PT
>PT uses this opportunity to, instead of having a powerful semi-ally in power, sell places in the higher circles of the government and get plenty of small timers who completely depend on PT for everything
>now PT has full control of the government
>through this PT also gets the majority of votes against the Impeachment process since everyone wants to be in the higher circles and they will pay for it by voting for PT
>in 10 days it will all be over
>BR's flag will officially be Red
All hail PT!
Literally bait or on crack.
She's a strong and brave woman
Paris syndrome: the phenomenon of being overwhelmed by the city you're visiting
Jerusalem syndrome: the phenomenon of having a spiritual reawakening after visiting a city
Stockholm syndrome: the phenomenon of a victim sympathizing with their abusers
Chicago syndrome: the phenomenon of getting shot in the city you're visiting
Detroit syndrome: the phenomenon of having a bullet enter your body
Black Israelite syndrome: The sensation of feeling like a king or some shit
>Europeans
>Yuropeens
Am I European or not?
Not sure if I should react on this bait.
>>57403314
>American shitposting
You're wasting your time talking to Thailand.
However, you would not be wasting your time... if you were dancing with Thailand.
>>57403223
คิดว่ามึงเป็นฝรั่งแน่ๆ
She's mestiza, isn't she?
She's so pretty
>>57403382
>she
Post pics of your country's worst city.
Will Detroit ever recover?
>>57403300
No. It's industry is useless in our current economy, and I hate to be that guy, but blacks moving in HAS caused land value to plummet and crime to rise.
>>57403365
>blacks moving in
havent they been there forever? or at least for the past... 50 years? because they built the cars as laborers back then right?
share your rare picardias.
picardia es gáy jajajshajajska monos sudacas
>>>/taringa/
>random tourist appear
>"CHING CHONG PING LEE"
XIAO XI DING DONG
>random chilean shitskin appears
>*BOOM TATA BOOM TATA*
>si poh weon, te gusta reggaeton? buscamos unas minas flaite poh weon
BROWN
I want Fernando Martinez to rape my bung hole
me on the left
>>57403120
Don't we all ?
>>57403120
I want to be Fernando Martinez
ITT: Childhood faps
>>57403117
chill
Why are Americans in denial about Minnesota being Canadian?
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>57403082
I almost wish we were Canadian just so I could get some free healthcare dude lmao
Why are Canadians in denial about Canada being Chinese?
>wake up
>you did what napoleon, hitler and so many others before you had failed to do
>you are the undeniable emperor of europa
What do you do with your newfound power over the continent?
Nuke Texas,NY,LA,Washington and Florida
Demand 9-ply toilet paper
We get it. You like ugly women. God damn.
>tfw racists will never leave int
Fuck off whites
FUCK OFF, WHITEY
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
DIE IN HELL, NIGGER!!!
>OP
>two of them don't have real country names
WTF! i hate the master plan now!
>>57402585
>two
>not three
