Hey /int/ wanna hear a joke?
What do you call a 300 pound American?
>>56515901
you
anorexic?
I want that coffee mug.
>be american
>wear confederate shirt at school
>get sent home
http://woodtv.com/2016/03/16/student-told-to-change-rebel-flag-shirt-or-go-home/
inb4 sister-fucking faggots defend the confederate flag / civil war.
yes, it was about "state's rights"--the "state's rights" to own slaves. Every credible historian agrees. It is a RACIST symbol, whether you like it or not and has no place at a school.
>>56515011
>Every credible historian agrees. It is a RACIST symbol,
[citation needed]
>cuckbec
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3367012/C-est-impossible-French-course-world-s-commonly-spoken-language-2050.html
>muh lingua franca
Anglos on suicide watch
>cuckbec
>>56514668
>The latest projection is that French will be spoken by 750 million people by 2050
That's less than how many people speak Mandarin now
Well yes, many Africans will speak your language.
Tous les Africains parlera ton langue.
>bagged milk
Do Canadians really do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPgd4HUk4w
here's a qt explaining
>>56514740
There are Asian people in Canada?
>>56514824
You're joking right?
Ask a depressed Japanese man anything.
I use google translate.
have you ever smoked cannabis?
Do all pictures posted by Japanese people end in anime
>>56513903
what's "cannabis"?
I smoke cigarettes. I don't care about my health.
We need help. We cant get rid of our government. A civil war is starting. Fucking corrupt government.
>>56513639
don't worry canada will launch a unilateral military intervention with boots, ships, planes, and our legendary sea king helicopters to help remove this bitch, who is saddam huessein
>>56513639
Latin spring?
>>56513825
more like monkey mating season
>On 14 March 2016, President Putin announced during a televised meeting with Defense Minister Shoigu and Foreign Minister Lavrov that the mission which he set for the Russian military in Syria "has been accomplished" and he ordered the withdrawal of the "main part" of the Russian forces from the country. According to a BBC diplomatic correspondent, Russia's intervention achieved its main goals: it consolidated President Assad's position, enabled his forces to re-take key pieces of strategic territory and ensured that Assad remains a factor in any future Syrian settlement.[29]
>>56513327
Now that settles the
>Russia has no power projection
meme once and for all.
>literally MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
No wonder he and W. liked each other so much
>>56513336
>replying to yourself
>>56513327
Pro-government forces capture 400 settlements and 10,000+ sq km of territory[29]
Russian forces partially withdraw[30][31][32]
Air-strikes to continue post-withdrawal[33]
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-35807689
Source.
Maisie edition
cara
fuck the janitor fat fucking faggot
Slightly worried about getting killed by a robot
It's time for the ever elusive /Ice/ thread
any and all discussions and questions about the autism island belong here
will be posting a few pictures from 1930's Iceland to keep the thread going
to start off we have wrestlers from the biggest gymnasium at the time
the first radio newswoman
a woman getting hot water from a geothermal pool
still one of the most popular pools in iceland
it's time for another round. rules are simple. you wait your turn until you win, then it's your turn.
difficult to guess pictures are encouraged
California, USA
>>56511132
no, sir
>>56510738
spain or portugal
ITT: Name 5 famous Mexicans that aren't football players and 5 Mexican cities that aren't Mexico City.
>>56510597
Pedros, Jose, Amigos Gonzales, Chihuahua
El Chapo
Monterrey is such a Canadian name for a Mexican city.
So what do you think really happened? He story he gave at the press conference was clearly scripted and he was forced to read it for propaganda, like a show trial of sorts. I mean an atheist being paid by a church that's connected to the CIA to steal a sign with a slogan on it from North Korea to demoralize their people? That's like the plot of a kids movie or something. Even the questions the "journalists" asked seem scripted. Personally I think his "fake" alibi he said he planned to use at the press conference is the most likely, he really was just drunk and wanted a special souvenir from his trip to North Korea, and then he was arrested and forced to play into North Korea's propaganda so that to the North Korean people's eyes, it looks like they actually triumphed over an American saboteur or whatever. Either that, or he is an actual CIA plant and they're using him to collect information about what the North Korean prison system is actually like (defectors from everywhere are notoriously unreliable sources of information, intelligence agencies would want an insider to be able to confirm or deny what's been said by defectors).
Dumb Chad tried to steal shit and got the Swift hand of justice. Hopefully he will have to dig holes for a few years like the dumbass that left a Bible in the hotel there a few years ago.
>>56510180
he ain't no chad by the looks of him, bawwing his tears and spilling his spaghetti in front of the world. just a huge beta UVA cuckold
>>56510263
Dude, the North Korean regime has him by the balls. They probably made him think they were going to execute him since they made him repeatedly beg for the regime to allow him to live in the press conference. He knew that at minimum, he's going to spend a long time away from his family and friends in a labor camp. Who would cry when that's your fate?
How's your St. Patrick's Day going lads?
>inb4 americuck, st patty's day is american as it gets you cucks
>>56509031
got back from funk jam with friends, enjoying german beer s we speak
not very irish/10 I guess
>>56509031
>long gloves
>delicious pale skin
>long gloves
>redhead
>long gloves
muh dik
>>56509698
>redhead
m8 that's almost 99.9% certainly dyed
>raid an empty village
>one man dies, 6 more are injured
THIS WAS THE MOST FEARED EMPIRE IN HISTORY
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Also Britbongs how does it feel that God was literally on our side:
>Less than a day after the attack began, a sudden, very heavy thunderstorm - possibly a hurricane - put out the fires. It also spun off a tornado that passed through the center of the capital, setting down on Constitution Avenue and lifting two cannons before dropping them several yards away, killing British troops. Following the storm, the British returned to their ships, many of which were badly damaged. The occupation of Washington lasted only about 26 hours. After the "Storm that saved Washington", as it soon came to be called, the Americans were able to regain control of the city.[3]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
I call bullshit on the count that the krauts are at the bottom
Why is germany right at the bottom
>>56505037
Its called slavery.
