>country name
>color
>starting location
I'm not hosting so if anyone can please host the game
>>52825353
i'll play as Portugal, light blue.
>>52825353
>The republic of anal stimulation
>pink
>Cyprus
THE DILDO LORD SHALL RISE
Celtic Tribes
Cornwall, England
Dark Green
>be blonde blue eyed European-American
>shorter than dirt poor Mexicans
>shorter than third world Arab refugees
>shorter than starving African immigrants
>shorter than Jews walking around with their stupid hats
>shorter than young Asians
>shorter even than some girls now
where did it all go so wrong
Are you a girl?
>>52825283
r u cute boi
High Rise Condos/Apartments>>>>>Low rise Condos/Apartments>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Townhouses>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shacks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Detached houses
More efficient at energy usage, transportation and cleanliness
Prove me wrong
>>52825028
Is there even glass there?
>2015
>not living in a building that is at least 250m tall
Ask a portuguese national (soon to become international) truck driver anything...
It's the holidays so i got some time to kill... Come in and share your stuff, feels, anything... Just keep this thread comfy.
Well, i'm ready for your questions
bumperino
I play ETS 2 as well.
>>52825188
I'm talking about REAL truck driving... ETS 2 a fun game tough...
Tell me about your country's 5 largest cities.
>NYC
literally most diverse strip of earth to ever exist, expensive, lots of jews, italians and abstract nationalities. very rich and lots of famous american monuments. hardly american, more of an international zone. skyscrapers everywhere. not too many mexicans
>LA
increasingly mexican, both white mexican and nasty brown mexican.
always considered where the modern american dream is(expensive cars, hollywood hills, celebrity drama and beaches). bad crime and notorious police department.
>Chicago
GANGSTA RAP
CHICANOS
MURDER UP THE ASS
also eastern european immigrants and skyscrapers
>Houston
a blue dot in a red sea, politically speaking
center of business in the gulf, lots of mexicans, also pretty multicultural.
>Philadelphia
historically central to the american revolution. liberty bell, ben franklin. lots of nig nogs, has a pretty strong european influence(pubs, restaurants, languages)
>>52824723
>Berlin
socialist and leftist as fuck, denbts everywhere, no industry, ugly, lots of sights
>Hamburg
leftist as fuck, rich habour city, jobs, hookers everywhere, not very beautiful
>Munich
rich fags, snobs, clean but sort of leftist
>Cologne
arab hive mind, salafists everywhere, job situation is getting worse every year, ugly
>Frankfurt (Main)
rich fags, snobs, money, banks, turks and arabs everywhere
>>52824723
>Prague
All the mafia that runs the country concentrates there. The old town is a huge tourist trap full of junkies and hobos. All the rich people already moved outside the city, all the citizens are either crackheads or cheap labour from the east. Also they tend to have totally different political views from the rest of the country. A strange mix of capitalist anarchist libertarianism and humanist leftist Havlism runs there.
>Brno
The butthurtest people about not being from Prague. They like to pretend they speak a Moravian dialect but in fact their language is very close to the Prague dialect. The lowest class citizens are the most bydlo you will ever meet. City has some very rundown post-industrial neighbourhoods and politicians are super incompetent. They try to build a new railway station for like 50 years but they still can't agree on its location.
Also the longest bloody traffic jams, blyad.
>Ostrava
Honorary Poland. If you count the metro are than it's second largest after Prague. Abandoned coal mines, huge commieblock areas and gypsy ghettos. People are simple but friendly. Otherwise pretty boring, hipsters trying to change that. Actually the former steel works area is pretty cool. Pic related.
>Plzeň
Famous for its beer and the faculty of law where they give you a diploma just for money. OK city I guess. Å koda company also comes from there.
>Liberec
The former capital of Sudetenland. After WWII like all the citizens were kicked out and replaced by Czechs. Nice settings in mountains, crazy narrow roads, many rundown mansions of former German inhabitants. People are strange, like everywhere in northern Bohemia. Very atheist, open to drugs, alcoholism and right wing ideologies.
>Lisboa
A place where all the money goes but it's still shit in european standards, all the muslims live here, only mosque in the country, full of entitled faggots
>Porto
Bastion of whiteness in this country and the true capital, words cannot describe how great this fcking city is, if lisbon turns gold into shit then Porto turns shit into gold also best football club in the country comes from here
>Braga
Similar to porto but in a lesser extent,lots of cool buildings, pretty city overal
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Ask a Russian Jew everything, I am the legend of int. You have your chanse to do it, I have 5 minutes.
Are you a virgin?
>>52824686
no, lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 16, but it is not like a have much of sexingses after that moment
Why didn't you immigrate to Israel ?
Choose Africafu
South Africa
not even a contest
>>52824496
>Look I chose the shitbarbie #4356 not even a contest
Meh
>>52824479
Do I see moustaches on Erintrean, Nigerian and angolan girls or is it just bad lightning?
>tfw born in a nanny state shit hole that had to ask for independence from mommy britanistan
>tfw will never be able to walk into a store and buy an AK47 while eating a supersized Big mac combo family meal deal
Who else is an Ameriboo here?
OOH OOH EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE
>>52823861
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0PWqajt3x
>AK47
>Ameriboo
Kill yourself you communist shithead.
>Never say they're full >Still better than all the other Anglo countries
Fuck off we're full.
Fuck off we're full.
>Anglo
Excusez-moi, mais L'Amérique est française et le restera
Why did the central Asian countries get cucked by the Soviet Union with no resistance at all?
because kazaks are literally the most beta people in the world
>>52823022
They were weak and undeveloped. just steppe guys doing steppe things. Even more powerful cunts were rekt by leather coats, man.
>>52823077
>t. made a stupid deal with the soviets btw
What's the worse region in your country?
Its the deep south here in America due to niggers and poor white trash living there.
t. doesn't live here
southern midwest is worse
Light blue region... they are animal tier
The North.
I was born here. I've lived here for a lot of my life. Only after going to other places did I realise that most people in the North of England are human chaff, the sort of people that think the government owes them a living. They're fat, ridiculous morons. They bang on about how tough they think they are, but huge amounts of them have never worked. Most of the ones that have "worked" have done so in the public sector or some government funded project. They cannot fathom a situation that the government shouldn't have complete control of. House flooded? Governments fault. Road closed? Government should fix it. Every single thing should be taken care of by someone else, ideally someone from the council or central government.
They're disgusting, backward, stunted, retarded people who are completely reliant on handouts. It would be better if the whole thing was shunted into the sea.
Let's start with pic related. This scared the shit out of me.
>>52822538
Come on, people there would not be able to discuss this sort of thing. They're all enthusiasts freaks. I need unbiased opinion on what's written in that pic, that you probably didn't read at all.
>>52822644
I think that, if we were to encounter a hostile alien race, we would win.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Humanity_Fuck_Yeah
We're very dangerous to our enemies.
Don't google, just tell us what you know/heard/imagined about this country.
Batman trained there. Also lots of mountains.
mountains
queen is a qt
mountainous fleg
European double standards:
not giving a single fuck about million refugees from Donbass, but accepting literally everyone without checking from arabic countries and Africa. Fun fact: only 10 % of 2015's invaders are Syrian refugees.
Do you think that if I post this on FB I get into trouble? Would it be considered racist? I am serious. Really can't stand this lies anymore. Can't keep my mouth shut.
refugees from Donbass just go to the safe part of Ukraine that is 90% of the country retard
Turkey swallowed 2 million like nothing but Europe lost their shit with 1 million
Also Syrians got rejected from assylum from all the nearby rich oilnigger countries
>>52822330
This is the fattest bullshit I have ever read regarding Donbass war. Just kill yourself, animal.
Brazilification:
"The widening gulf between the rich and the poor and the accompanying disappearance of the middle classes"
the ones in the left are still leeching or getting jobs from the ones on the right either way
>>52822327
is chile being brazilificated?
We have the same here t.b.h.
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