>12/14/15
no no no it's 14/12/15
>>52126163
this desu
the greatest ally is right
>>52126163
December 14th, 2015
12/14/15
What's santa bringing you guys for christmas?
A gf I hope
>>52125820
Death
my true love
it's 4 o'clock
just woke up
already pitch black
light up two big candles
who else /lovewinter/ here?
It's supposed to get to a high of 15c today. I'd love winter if it was like this all the time.
>>52126835
that just means wet desu
It's gonna be another one of those meme weather weeks in Chicago... It's fucking colder in commiefornia than the Midwest right now...
>>52125446
You're welcome world.
NORWAY GOING BANKRUPT
>>52125446
>hey let's invest all of our monies in the oil sands, what could possibly go wrong?
Does any other country have a history as boring as ours?
>>52125416
undoubtedly yes
>>52125488
at least you can say 'WE WUZ NORTHMEN N SHIET'
>>52125416
No. They don't have.
>blood shortage among hospitals
>look up my blood group
>O negative
Am I non-white?
me too but i am too light to give blood
>Mom is A+
>Dad is B+
>I'm 0+
Who else lost the genetic lottery here
>>52125401
>give it away
>anyone can use O- blood
>O- can only use O- blood
I need to start saving up a personal reserve
Jew kid is kicking the wall of the town's church. The priest comes outside and yells at him "If you don't stop that this instant, I'll baptise you!" The kid continues what he's doing, so the priest angrily catches him and really baptizes him with holy water. The kid runs away home crying. He tells what happened to his mother, who beats him terribly. When his father comes home, he also beats him.
Afterwards the kid runs outside to the street and says angrily: "I have only been a Christian for half an hour, but I already fucking hate the jews"
People are knocking on a jew's door in the second world war. He asks nervously "Who are you?"
"Friends"
"How many of you are out there?"
"Fünf "
1943, Hitler is standing on the roof of the Reichstag with a bunch of Jews. He throws them off the roof one after another. After some time, one of his officers tells him he's got an important phone call from Rommel.
Hitler responds: "Tell him I'll all back when I finish my tetris"
Who are the world greatest optimists? The jews!
They cut off a piece of themselves before even knowing how large it will grow.
How do you fit 8 jews in the backseat of a Volkswagen?
With a Hacksaw.
>1. Country
>2. Do you have this little bump (External occipital protuberance) at your skull?
1. Germany
2. Yes
>>52124541
flag
yes
what is it?
Yes, I've bumped my head too as a kid. This explains why /int/ is the way it is.
>>52124541
yeah, what is it ?
Should I bite the bullet and go to Ukraine to find a woman like this?
>>52124445
why go when you can order one from home?
>>52124445
what can you offer her?
>>52124445
no they get uglier past 40, like every other woman.
GLORY TO POLAND
glory to hoenn
Hiszpania pls
>>52124475
Glory to Hoenn, fuck the Kanto cunts.
Do you have slurs/slang terms for the following nationalities in your language/dialect?
>Chinese
Chink, slant, slope, gook
>English
Pom
>American
Yank, seppo,
>Russian
?
>Brazilian
?
>Frenchman
Frog
>Japanese
Jap, slant, gook
>German
Szwab, prusak (cockroach), szkop, Fryc.
>Russian
Kacap, mongoł.
>Ukrainian
hohoł, naziol.
>Czech
Pepik.
>Chinese
Jackie Chan
>English
Hijo de la pérfida (Son of Perfidious Albion)
>American
yanqui
>Russian
-
>Brazilian
-
>Frenchman
Gabacho
>Japanese
Japo
1. Your cunt
2. Do you have idiots in your country that chooses cringe worthy names for their children?
1. Japan
2. Yes. For example:
凸 is read "Tetris"
火星(mars in Japanese) is read "Maazu"
光宙 is read "Pikachu"'
皇帝(emperor in Japanese) is read "Shiiza/kaiza"
男(boy/man in Japanese) is read "Adamu"
愛保 is read "Rabuho" (which is short for love hotel)
天国(heaven in Japanese) is read "Eden"
etc.
Is this degeneracy only a Japanese thing?
>凸 is read "Tetris"
>光宙 is read "Pikachu"'
Had a good laugh there.
I always thought it was a bit edgy when Japanese lyrics contained the Japanese word and then in furigana the English word, but I had no idea they did it with names too.
And yes, cringe worthy names are a world wide thing.
Here we have stuff like Wolf (wolf), Bloem (flower), Storm(storm) etc.
>>52124317
>Wolf (wolf), Bloem (flower)
oh really
I am not a European so I am quite ignorant but I thought names like these were common in Euro countries.
>>52124010
>believing frivolous bullshit media spews out
topkek desu
Hey lads
Do you think I will ever be able to return to my motherland of Afghanistan or will I forever be diasporafag?
I'm Hazara so it's even more dangerous for me than other ethnic groups.
Kinda outdated map from January 2015
The north is getting hit by terrorists as the last attacks before winter settles in
>>52123964
>>52124188
Why would you emigrate back to Afghanistan tho?
You have a first world life in Canada, comfy life and shit, away from paki satelite terrorist groups and shit
>>52124251
Because if my generation doesn't fix Afghanistan, who will?
>might legalize same sex marriage today
>tfw Greece will be yes in your lifetime
>vote for communists/socialists
>be surprised that they legalize gay marriage
>>52123723
not marriage. it's the other thing I don't know what it's called
>still not legalised weed
what are we even doing here
This is most likely to be the flag that goes against New Zealand's current one in the referendum.
Do you prefer it?
>A
>>52123702
>A FUCKING LEAF
And before anyone says it, its not even vaguely fractal looking so its not a fern
>>52123702
yes
