>His nation doesn't have unisex names.
>He can't have a gf with the same name as him.
>Can't scream his own name during sex.
>>57024593
Sheeit
Give Russian examples
>>57024593
I'd fuck myself tb'h
but I am gay and pretty handsome so maybe that's why
Not sure if I'd enjoy it but I'd definitely give it a crack
I've got some neighbors who are both named Ryan. I didn't even know Ryan could be a girl's name. I don't think I've ever heard one call the other by their first name, though.
I am not an antisemite but I think Israel shouldn't exist
Back to the closet! We're not ready yet.
>>57023950
>I am not a racist but (fill in ovious racist remark here)
>>57023950
Mehmet pls
Post ITT if you hate your country/race.
fuck germany
I hate Dominicans desu. There's nothing to be proud about besides having nice resorts. Yet they act proud as shit just because they aren't as shit as Haitians.
"I have pretended to be retardados for 7 seven years" - OP
We keep making fun of America for having no history, but doesn't Africa have even less? America have had a lot of noteworthy civilisations throughout history. In Africa there isn't much to speak of even today. And what there is to speak of is thanks to Europe or Asia.
>>57022832
Low quality bait
Wuz kings n shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s32eInxqubw
What do you think about China guys? Will they conquer world and be the next superpower after the USA? It's actually what Vova Putin is awaiting for and tries to build anti-European union together with Chinese.
>>57022433
Lmao dude weed lmoa
Obama is trying to do the same
we're all in this together edition
were taking this plane down
with no survivors
>get shashlik.
>store owner calls me brother and acts really friendly because of my appreance
>have to hear his life story
its nice but I get this all the time I just want to eat my food sometimes lol
Pycня пoкaйтecь.
Is this webm accurate representation of Sweden?
>>57020154
It's probably just a stereotype.
jesus what a frek show lmao
Illiterate African Child Wins Nobel Prize in Literature
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN—The Swedish Academy, responsible for awarding the esteemed Nobel Prize in Literature, shocked the world on Thursday with its decision to award the 2016 prize to Ngozhani Kirikou, a 14-year-old Nigerian girl who has never learned to read or write. Kirikou, both the youngest person to be honored, as well as the only winner to have absolutely no understanding of written language, admitted she had no idea she was being considered for the award. “I do not know what this is,” she told reporters following the announcement of her win. “Please someone explain.”
Kirikou reportedly first caught the attention of the Academy back in 2012 when she appeared in a 30-second TV spot for UNICEF. “We were immediately drawn to her selfless dedication to the charity,” Academy spokesperson Mara Jorgenson explained. “But what really excited us was her deft, relevant social commentary in sentences like ‘In my village there is little food,’ and ‘Every donation helps.’ In those two sentences alone she accomplished more than American literature has managed in the last 20 years.” The citation mentions her “spoken word delivered in short, thoughtful phrases” and “bold disregard for established literary custom” as deciding factors in granting her the prize.
>>57019683
SWEDEN YES
>>57019683
Critics have already slammed the Academy’s choice as “esoteric” and “unfair to those who have spent years in primary school and higher institutions,” but the committee is defending its decision. “We have long felt it was the time to remove the arbitrary limitation that the winner have at least basic reading comprehension and the ability to write words and sentences…Now we can affirm that we have finally eliminated this classist, Eurocentric bias,” wrote committee member Peter Lyarlok in response to the criticism. Reportedly, once the group made the unanimous decision to vote down the literacy requirement, it considered several illiterate persons as finalists, including a Mongolian hermit who has shunned human contact for the last 15 years, a severely dyslexic Australian man, and a joint prize for the Amazonian Yuri tribe, which has yet to develop a written language. “Of course, at no point could we consider an American,” added Lyarlok.
When asked what she will do with the $1.2 million in prize money, Kirikou mentioned she would like to feed and clothe her village before spending the rest to receive an education “if there’s still enough [money] left.” Though the committee has not expressed an opinion on her use of the prize money, several have already criticized it as “unnecessary” and “prodigal.” “An education completely discredits everything she stands for as an artist,” Dr. Henry Flower, Harvard College professor of Irish literature, told this publication. “Though unfortunate, this behavior is hardly surprising. It is almost expected than a writer does his or her worst work after being awarded the prize.”
>>57019683
>>57019810
classic Sweden
How likely is it the world will unite against Donald Trump if he is elected as President of the United States?
US = Nazi Germany
Mexico = Poland (Invaded first)
Canada = France (Will surrender)
Russia = Japan (Strong AXIS member)
Israel = Italy (Weak AXIS member)
EU = UK (Leader of the allies)
Iran = US (Final allied power to join the war)
>US = Nazi Germany
>Russia = Japan (Strong AXIS member)
Excuse me?
>>57019100
Japan = keep being a pet owned by the US
Why is Argentina such a shit country? What went wrong?
Spanish language
>>57018978
It's too white and their neighbors got jelly and tried to destroy them
Well in my case I don't work because I spend my time watching the simpsons and smoking una vela
>Getting rid of the quota immigration system, making it almost impossible for Europeans to immigrate here while opening the flood gates to shitskins.
>Creating the federal reserve.
>Never introducing socialized medicine because of "muh costs" but not realizing it's less expensive in the long run.
>Affirmative action aka "Candidate X is less qualified than Candidate Y, but X is black so he gets the job."
>All of Andrew Johnson's Presidency, completely screwing Reconstruction and dooming the South to be an irrelevant poor shithole forever.
>intervening in the World Wars
Not annexing fucking England during Middle-ages.
>converting to christianity
It's all downhill after that.
>mfw we took over the Brits' most important colony
BEADY
E
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D
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>mfw Finns chose to settle on the most patrician peninsula
>>57017253
German refugees
>wir wuz British und scheisse
erster für Sae
>average alpha Aryan ubermensch
Game will start once we hit 4 or 5 players.
Let's. Fucking. Go!!!
>>57016020
Claim ireland
>>57016020
Why are all the border fucked beyond belief
Practise languages and rate/receive feedback, sing or play an instrument, banter, meme, talk, and whatever else you want to Voc. NO DUTCH PEOPLE ALLOWED IN MY THREAD!
>Obligatory English
Faintly, the murmur
Of the whispering song
Sounds its note before fading,
Subdued, into the foliage ;
And a hand passes in silence
Over the spray of a shrub,
The delicate rhythm of which
Waves the trees in the valley.
Oh! Music that carries you
Gliding on butterfly wings
And in the groaning of willow
And the caress of the stream!
Pass, in sonorous tones,
Flow smoothly on wings without daring
To press on the faded azure,
On the boughs now asleep;
Lose yourself, song of the soul,
Where sighs are mingling
In the calm lilting flight
Of a voice that cannot be grasped.
*Also requesting some simple Dutch, I love this language. The Nederlands is a great country 2bh.
>German translation
Das schwache Raunen
Des flüsternden Liedes erklingt,
Als der gedämpften Ton
Im Laub verhallt;
Die Hand streicht schweigsam
Über der Blühte des Strauches,
Dessen heikler Rhythmus
Biegt die Bäume im Tal.
Ach! Die Musik trägt man
Auf gleitenden Schmetterling Flügeln,
Und in der Klage der Weide
Und in der Liebkosung des Baches!
Geh in klangvollen Tönen vorbei!
Fließ sanft auf Flügeln ohne zu wagen
Auf dem blassen Azurblau zu drucken,
Auf den schlafenden Ästen;
Verliere dich, mein Seelengesang,
Wo sich die Seufzer
Im ruhigen singenden Flug
Der ungreifbaren Stimmen vermischen.
>Original French:
À peine si le murmure
De la muette chanson
Poursuit sa note et s'épure
Dans la douce feuillaison ;
Et la main passe en silence
Sur la tige d'un surgeon
Dont le rythme fin balance
Les branches de ce vallon.
Ô musique qui t'envoles
Sur les papillons glissants
Et dans la plainte du saule
Et du ruisseau caressant !
Passe, chant grêle des choses,
Coule, aile fluide qui n'ose
Peser sur l'azur pâli,
Sur les rameaux endormis ;
Efface-toi, chant de l'âme
Où se mêlent des soupirs
Dans la fuite molle et calme
Des voix qu'on ne peut saisir.
Alright I'll bump.
>>57017017
You're doin' the lord's work, son.
