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I don't know where else to post this, but I can't fucking decide and im losing my mind.
I finished High school last month and because of that, time for College but uh, I honestly have no clue on what to major in or anything of the sorts,
What would be the best Money:Happiness ratio?
Economics if you are good at math. Finance if not. Computer engineering and such can also get you a good gig in banking, just don't be an engineering wageslave.
Oh and quality of school matters. Don't do business if you go to a shit tier school or you'll be doomed to a life as office drone paid shit. Do engineering if not top 50 or so university.
>>1363206
Would you say UMD is any good?
>>1363157
eth is a mess
>>1363145
fucking new world order reptilians afraid they will loose their power. Once their ancient dinosaur oil money no longer controls humanity they're fucked
>EU
Oh no, a sinking ship is making more rules.
Should my girlfriend be a high school teacher or a an RN in a hospital?
We want to have 3-6 kids... I told her that working at a high school guarantees free daycare, and a bit of the summer off too....
With an RN, she'd potentially work just a few (long) days out of the week, which would help with the children as well, being home for four out of the seven days
What do you think bros?
Dude, u want to have 6 kids? Man up and get a job that can support them. Don't make the woman into a breeder and make her work a job too, otherwise she'll neglect the kids and resent you for it.
Don't curse your kids to a family where both parents are working for some slavewage.
If you're going to make a woman into a breeder, make sure that's all she's doing, otherwise you're doing it wrong.
>>1363158
I should note that I myself am wanting to become an RN as well (NICU)
>>1363138
she should go for being a teacher, the steady schedule will pay off in the long run
Could someone check out $AMPE and tell me if it's a solid short term investment? I'm expecting a 500% jump tomorrow. And if I'm correct I don't want you guys to miss out.
Looks like a pretty solid dip, anon. I'm on my phone but will take a look when I get home to my computer
>>1363016
Looks like they're going to hit FDA approval which should let them shoot up. Dunno about 500%, but it does look like a great dip. They lost a ton of their assets this year which looks a little concerning though.
Source: I don't know what I'm talking about except for a few twitter articles I just read about them and briefly checking out their financials first quarter
>>1363016
Good eye, anon. I might jump on tomorrow of its not too late.
>remember when we pulled off the 20 dollar each eth coin/meme/
I bet we can get back there
>>1362979
man eth is a mess
>>1362979
will there ever be a coin made that isn't a huge pain in the ass to mine
Is it even possible to be successful in business if you're only 5'11?
How can I possibly have a dominating position or negotiate well when I'm not even a fully grown man?
>>1362856
Buy shoes that make you look 6'1".
>>1362863
But what if others wear them too and now they're 6'3 thanks to them?
Bunp
>eth $9
>there are people in /biz/ who actually buy cryptos
ETH is a MESS
>>1362740
i know
the simple fact that no serious investor buys them, trades them should send off a million red flags
oh well you know the old adage of a Fool and his money
Has anyone incorporated in St Kitts and Nevis? I'm talking about the IBC. What's your experience with that so far?
If not, where do you offshore?
If you aren't dealing with a fuckton of cash then offshore accounts aren't worth it. Shit anon, what do NEETs have to hide from the IRS?
>>1362722
What's a fuckton? Offshore are great for tax avoidance for everyone, 20% saved out of 100 000 is already 20 000.
>>1362734
There meant to be more for asset protection. You still pay equal amount of taxes, however, there is something called deferred taxes. Which means money used supposed to be for taxes, can be used to invest into the business instead. So as long as that tax money never reaches your pocket and goes into your business your offshore business will protect you and give you tax free corporate income.
So unless you have an online business, no reason to form in st.kitts, and unless you don't need asset protection then...
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>tfw you fell for the accounting/cpa meme
>professors: "Oh you'll make great money! Tons of opportunities for CPAs after SOX! You don't have to work in accounting! You can do a bunch of stuff with a CPA! Corporate jobs require a CPA!"
What the professors didn't tell you:
>you work a shit load of hours
>get paid just above someone stacking shelves at Wal-Mart
>employers EXPECT you to work...
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>>1362648
Went into the futures regulation.
Not bad so far OP
- 37.5 hours a week
- Can arrive at 8am and leave at 4pm
- decent salary
- audits not as detailed as public accounting
>>1362658
>futures regulation
How'd you get into that? I wonder if they have that in Texas. Do you work for the government?
I went to an interview two weeks ago. 40k range salary and I should know this week. The money is good for a single person in my low cost area.
However no one cared about my resume and accounting degree until I started passing CPA sections.
Pic very related
Why do white people pay $40,000 a year to go to shit schools like Pace?
>>1362588
Do only white people do that?
>>1362589
yes
>>1362594
hmm I'm not sure
Try asking /pol/ or /r9k/
My boss has been talking about silver alot recently. and has me interested in buying some bullion over periods of time.
Tips, ideas? what do i need to know/do/not do?
Pic unrelated..
It's high right now so it's a perfect time to invest long term!
>>1362158
high meaning high to buy? correct?
how does that mean buy now?
>>1362166
hes memeing
>dude college is a meme, don't bother
Why the fuck did you lie to me?
>>1362063
>Why the fuck did you lie to me?
To reduce competition :^)
The less people go to college/major same as me the less competition I have which means more job prospects and higher salaries.
That's why I always say "College is a meme" and even insult my own major and post hanging pepes about ">Tfw fell for [my major] meme" at every oppertunity
>>1362069
D E V I L I S H
>>1362063
It's not too late anon
What if I'm out of time to achieve a comfortable, successful life?
One could argue that Tibetan monk is having a "comfortable, successful" life so you need to be a bit more specific.
then you can't afford a comfortable, successful life.
It's not for everyone, we need losers in this world too. We can't all be winners man.
Someone's gotta clean my bathroom, I don't like shitting in a dirty bathroom. Someone needs to make my food
>>1361917
To make the national average salary by myself
To have a nice car and a runner car
To have an adequately spacious house
To have enough money to pay for bills and such, outgoings not an issue due to my incomings and habits
To be socially involved with friends and colleagues, to have an active social life
To have a stable, good job in a good industry that I can excell at and apply myself fully.
Perhaps own my own business, or be a partner in the company
You are given £250 and have to turn it into £1000 within 6 months. How do you do it?
>>1361793
I work a job
Or i just spend that 250 on a decent lawnmower and snowplow and clean peoples driverways/lawns
>>1361793
Buy big bags of drugs, sell small bags of drugs.
>>1361793
buy nice lawnmower. mow lawns in spare time. im not even being sarcasstic. low risk, and definetly enough time to turn it into 1000$ in 6 months
>Not relieving the stress of working or running a business with outdoors activities like hiking
And you wonder why you are always down and in a bad mood /biz/?
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>>1361726
>hiking
>on /biz/
you're in for some edgy comments, but I'm actually happy that there is someone on here that loves hiking.
>>1362345
Are those mountain goats?
>>1362371
Those are clearly elephant
