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>accepted into uni from my place. Parents can pay tution but dont want me to get res. what do?
I got accepted into Laurier uni
it's a uni far away from my place. My parents can afford the tuition but not the residence costs and they are actually willing to move to the area (it's in waterloo, a ghost town) so they don't have to pay for my res.
Res is a place where you get to develop your social skills and distance yourself from becoming NEET, my worst nightmare. But my parents don't want that.
I talked...
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Do you not have your own money? Why not tell them you'll pay for res yourself lol, you can get co op and internships and work during the Winter break (seasonal jobs) and summer breaks.
You can easily net $20k a year canadian after taxes working just part time, or full time for 6 months of the year. (4 months off, 2 months breaks).
>>1007892
Just do it anyway. Get a job, get OSAP loans.
Laurier is great and you'll have a blast banging hot sluts at Phil's.
>>1007892
Living on res won't magically make you not autistic. It'll make it easier to be social but either way you'll make most of your friends in classes. Save money and just work on your social skills, there's plenty of people who live off campus at university and make friends/go to parties. You just have to accept that you won't be able to party every single night.
There's also a lot of shitty parts about res. Bad food, sharing bathrooms, no privacy, potentially forced to be around annoying people 24/7.
I would like to pursue this after finishing up community college. I am going to finish my a.a. in business by the end of next summer and will be applying to a upper middle tier state school.
Thanks anons :^) Super helpful information
Sr Business Intelligence Engineer here
You'll do lots of SQL (including SSIS)
You'll do lots of reports (from Tableau to Excel)
You'll go to lots and lots and lots of meetings
What do you want to know specifically?
Thanks for posting porn on a blue board while I eat family dinner with the in laws, retard. Now I have to keep this window discreet. Normally I breeze right past porn pics. Fortunately for you I like talking about myself.
Apologizes anon, this is honestly the cheapest way to draw attention. I wanted to know what I should gear myself to study apart from SQL and Excel.
Should I brush up on any specific software?
Where should I go to make connections in order to improve my chances of getting a job once I am done with schooling?
Anything else you might think will be helpful...
So, what's the next boom and bust gonna be m8s?
minerals. mining
VC funding
>>1007773
Didn't we already have one? The one in the the bubble in the 60's was partially that, right? Not saying it won't happen again.
I'm in south Florida doing odd jobs on yachts. I can't seem to find a job on a yacht permanently. Should I got to Texas A&M Maritime Academy. I can pay out of pocket for two years.
I'll be a marine transportation major. So I'll graduate with a 3rd Mate Rating in the Maritime Industry.
>>1007756
Not a genius in maritime but in general being able to pay for school and get some documentation of education makes you look better. Since you seem to be able to pay for it, would recommend.
>>1007756
how did you get into doing odd jobs on yachts?
how much do you get paid?
Do you enjoy it?
I say go for it
>tfw your boss literally is a walking and talking autist because he has downs syndrome but was hired anyway because "hurrr durr equality for muhh disabled peoples"
How do i quit my job without looking like a selfish jerk? I don't really hate my boss. I hate my job but for some reason i feel guilty if i quit.
What would you do /biz/?
>>1007709
Get another job, put in your two week's (or whatever) notice, and then quit your job.
They aren't owed an explanation other than 'I no longer wish to continue this arrangement' and 'here is the required amount of notice you desire'.
>>1007709
You said it in your post. If anyone asks you, just say you don't like the job anymore.
>>1007712
This.
If you wish to end the employment relationship, it's as easy as handing in your notice. You don't have to provide any reasoning "not to look like a selfish jerk."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLCuNS8dQ80
This is how a rich multimillionaire pharmaceuticals executive spends his time, really? Look at his place, it's a fucking dump
Being rich really isn't everything it's hyped up to be
he basically live streams himself playing chess and browsing the Internet every day
he is damaged goods
>>1007553
damaged by what? do you know how much money he makes? he could be jet skiing 24/7 in the bahamas
Martin's twitter was hacked...I think
>>1007360
This seems like something he would write.
>>1007360
he's martin nigger now on youtube....I hope they don't hack his Steam account or he'll probably an hero. Dude loves his Dota.
>>1007388
I just saw that. Someone call him and tell him.
I have around 50 scrap vehicles, 150 scrap auto batteries, 50 catalytic converters, 100 aluminum rims, I had been attempting to run a salvage parts business the last few years but I never could keep enough money to buy more inventory and never sold enough parts to make it worth while, the scrap metal market has went to hell the last few months so simply crushing them isn't an option right now...I have been trying to figure out what type of business I could squeeze out of what I have already...any ideals would be great.
Don't catalytic converters have platinum or some valuable shit in them.
>>1007358
Yes they do, the problem is the ones I currently have I purchased from individuals at a market price that no longer exist so selling them now would result in a substantial loss
liquidate, then pay for removal of shit, sell land, and move to a growing economy
So, you guys said it was impossible. But I have been very successful with asking women to model their feet for me.
Friends, girls I've been intimate with, girls I've met outside, girls I met on tinder or online. Girls are willing to get pictures of their feet taken or take pictures of them and send it to you. They're also all surprisingly cool with having their feet kissed. The only girls I've met that had a problem with it literally had foot phobias that hated their feet or were ashamed of their feet.
Anyway, I wish I had started this earlier....
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Please, tell me more!
>>1007315
You just ask random people for foot pics?
>>1007340
No, I get to know them a little bit before I do it.
If you just walked up to a girl and said "lemme see your feet" she'd be like "um, what?"
But a lot of people on clips4sale ACTAULLY go up to random girls and ask for feet videos and pics
Frugal advice thread.
>Create fake dating profile on OKCupid or POF - use pics of a guy who's a believable 8/10 or 9/10.
>Meet women who work in retail at major stores.
>Get their numbers.
>Use these phone numbers at each store when you checkout, receiving the employee discount.
For the last year and a half, I've been receiving 15%-25% off discounts from Best Buy, Kohls, Walgreens, and Target.
>>1007275
Very nice
>>1007275
Fraud is not frugal, it's fraud.
Baller as fuck breh
What would you do with 10k to increase it ?
Stock market
>>1007158
10k worth of lipstick and kneepads.
>>1007158
CFDs no question
Why doesn't everyone just buy the stocks that buffet does?
>>1007047
Just think about your question for a minute and ask what could go wrong
>>1007047
It is more expensive than buying straight away his Berkshire Hathaway, and the stock price of Berkshire Hathaway is too expensive for everyone on /biz.
Some do.
Buying a new car on the down low. What's the best way?
I've thought about getting a personal loan to front the cash on the spot and converting it to an auto loan. Would this work?
A personal loan would give me the available cash on hand - more leverage - with no hoops to jump through with a sales person. While converting it to an auto loan will give me the low interest.
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>>1006985
Get a car loan from a credit union
Once you find out how much you can be approved for find out what you can get for that. Either buy from a private party or go to a dealership and find the car you want. If you go to a dealership and you start talking price tell them you're approved for x amount (price you're willing to pay whether it's the full loan amount or not). They'll most likely try to get you to apply for one of their shitty loans but don't do it. If they try to say they don't...
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>>1007077
Don't you have to tell them the car and go through all that first?
