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Hey richfags, can I start day trading on $1000 and actually make money?
No, I dont know what I'm doing.
I want rich. I want rich now.
meme for your time.
buy low, sell high
>>1358585
buy the dip
>>1358588
thank you capt obv. Do you have any tips as to what stocks to buy or what to look for other than a high beta and a pretty wide 52 week range?
Post cartoons, illustrations about capistalism, and wallstreet, stock market.
>>1358515
/leftypol/
>>1358515
Yes
>>1358515
I told myself that tomorrow (now today since it's 0040) i'd finally start working hard and nonstop. But tomorrow there are wimbledon matches on tv all day. Will it be alright to delay my success by a day?
>>1358513
try asking at r9k
Wrong board bro
>>1358517
This
So in the past I've been stupid and let my username get attached to some deviant, although perfectly legal places.
I've recently been developing some vidya and started thinking about how to get it out there.
Would it be bad to affiliate my shitty indie business title with my username by plugging it on the sites I use, or make a new one with no recognition and hope no one recognizes me?
TL:DR I draw furry porn and browse autistic brony sites, will it come back to bite me if I become an indie game dev.
Kill yourself
>>1358489
Always considering the possibility.
>>1358477
Keep your professional life completely away from you Autistic aspergy shitposting life.
t. someone who had life destroyed by SJW faggots for non-pc jokes. As a public person when you say or do something people don't like, SJW human shit will research everything about you to frame or blackmail you.
I have 6.5M $
Wanna big profit like 30-40%
>>1358461
try r9k
>>1358461
Wait till bitcoin dips, Buy 6.5 billion in bitcoin, wait until people start buying again.
>>1358461
Buy the dip
Is there any sort of reliable job that you can do over the internet? I was considering moving visiting family in Africa and I'd need to be able to make $300 a month minimum.
>>1358419
Go to yarg shales, by stuff cheeepz, sell over intergnutz for $$.
Also, online prostitution works great!:)
>>1358773
>online prostitution
tell me more
Are you a talented writer? Ebooks are your friend.
Can we all agree this guy was the crying Indian of our generation? Warning us stupid participation trophy milennials with catchy jingles to never, ever fuck up your credit score. Sound life advice from a commercial.
>>1358413
I wonder how that guy is doing today
>>1358736
but it's relevant to /biz/
>Bought Trump at 2 cents
>bought into the hype, started picturing my life if it hit $1
>tfw Pajeet ruined everything
I know that feel
https://youtu.be/BSrWjMvHoOA
>>1358406
Hey man, you made a profit off a pump n dump scam coin with no practical application
You should be happy with that much
In crypto/penny-stocks, there are always new opportunities that have the possibility of going to the moon (see: SiaCoin)
>>1358406
buy lsk
How much of this is necessary to follow? All I want is
>retirement account
>emergency fund
>credit card
>regular savings
>regular checking
Can I leave out all the rest?
Are 401k's important? also what about ira's? Do I need a trad or roth? What if I don't have one? Thank you
>>>/google/
Everything besides the additional company 401k box in blue is absolutely necessary.
>>1358274
Get a Roth and max it out every single year. Huge tax savings when you turn 60.
>23
>have 1 class left for undergrad, accounting major at an ok Canadian university
>got a 50K job, great benefits, repetitive job
>living the meme life
>absolutely great, ahead by a long-shot
>was never a smart guy, could have easily landed a burger flipping job for the rest of my life
My question now is: I have all this money i'm not spending. I already have 2K in mutual funds but i feel its shit.
Any notable stable dividend yielding stocks? any notable stable growing stocks?
i'm not familiar enough to go into shorts, options, forex, commodities, [%spoilers]nor altcoins[/%spoilers]
>>1358265
>Any notable stable dividend yielding stocks? any notable stable growing stocks?
If it was that easy to reliably make money investing, everyone would do it.
And that was very much the case with index ETFs in the past few years, but those have run their coarse it seems as equity markets shed money.
>>1358265
Queen's alum here. Curious to know where you went. Most Universities in Canada are pretty damn good by international standards.
Regarding your question, check out a stock screener - any brokerage account you open should have an online tool for free. Don't come to this cesspool for guidance.
>>1358265
XIC
Mutual funds are outdated, overpriced shit. Drop them as fast as possible and open a self directed trading account tied to a TFSA and fill it with ETF's of whatever flavor you desire.
Well I'm off for another night of wageslaving, I'm gonna use this thread to brainstorm ideas to get me out of wagecuckdom, see ya in the morning /biz/
Suck 1000 dicks for $1000.
Suck 2000 dicks for $1000
>>1358140
Shill on a korean hentai board for 0.001$ / click
None of this board is actual good financial advice, or things about business. It's literally just socially awkward retards who never went to college asking how to make more than minimum wage. Jesus Christ, I'm never coming here again. You're all losers.
You want fucking advice? Go to a good school with a tight business program, work your ass off, get networking, and you'll land a nice comfy job where you make a shit ton of money. There is no ceiling in finance, you make as much as you work. Work your dick off and maybe you'll wear a suit on Wall St. one day, and make sure, MAKE FUCKING SURE, you shake the right hands. Also, quit pot. It hinders you. That is all.
>>1358138
good. we dont want you here.
>>1358144
t. nocoiner
Is this crypto a good investment?
>>1358092
>clitcoin
>good investment
kek
When she becomes president and starts making crazy decisions 4chan is going to just on it.
>>1358092
fuck off with you shill coin wannabe copy
it is all about Billary
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1439754.0
https://yobit.net/en/trade/BLRY/BTC
I'm ready to kill myself. I've been stuck in a minwage job for 5 years now.
How does anyone fucking get out of these jobs? I can't fucking find anything that isn't minimum wage.
If I don't find anything by the time the year is up I will hang myself. I have no future, I can't possibly make any savings earning less than 1k a month, I will never be able to afford a house or a car, I can't meet women because I can't go anywhere and my life has no pleasure what so ever. I can't do anything but work and sit around in my house in my...
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>>1358084
i doubt you work 12hours a day for 7 days a week take your time off to find something you're good at
>>1358090
No, my point is that I can't fucking afford to do anything other than sit around playing video games and watching anime
>>1358084
Feel for you op, what are your qualifications?
What is a good online platform for trading? The ones used here often require something like 50.000 dollars for joining.
TLDR: Best online platform for poorfag? (Live in Denmark so no US-based)
>>1357901
B..brehs?
>>1357901
What exactly do you want to trade?
>>1357901
nordnet
