One of these! Post whatever you want, this ain't no census.
>Age
>Occupation
>Education
>Assets
>Debt
>Net Worth
>Credit Score
>Age
25
>Occupation
Programmer
Side jobs fixing computers
>Education
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>>1017762
95k condo, not house
>>1017762
>$95k Condo
>$5k savings
>$30k new car
For fucks sake OP
>Age
22
>Occupation
Futures Trader
>Education
GED
>Assets
$49K in brokerage
$5K in checking/savings
$10K in tools/fishing gear/collectibles, etc.
>Debt
$4K in student loan debt (community college dropout)
>Net Worth
~$60K
>Credit Score
Never checked. Probably really shitty in the 400-500s as I've...
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Family is fairly wealthy back home, and has ties to presidential candidates in our growing Asian country. Attending college in California. How do I take advantage of my situation? I feel like if I went back home, I'd have a higher chance of succeeding rather than finding a career in America. Using my background how can I maximize my success? I'm thinking entrepreneurial or possibly political (parent's dont approve of this one)
>>1017741
literally do nothing u dirty whore
My situation:
33 year old male looking to start a business with an inheritance that will provide income without eating away at my life.
Assets:
500k cash inheritance
Willing to actually work at the business
Willing to move, but the business cannot be in a really large city (I'm thinking 50k population max)
Liabilities:
Have to convince co-inheritor (Mother) of ideas
Need to clear 60k income per year
No trade skills (plumbing, etc), but franchise businesses are okay (oil change place)
Retail/Goods based businesses are doubtful to me
Current...
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>>1017702
Build a section 8 apartment complex and have it be your first client for a residential analytics software job.
Kickstart your software career, buy more property, rinse and repeat.
You can also hire lots of software interns for free now since the market is saturated.
Have fun, and when in doubt: get an FFL and sell guns.
Obviously laser tag.
I would base it on where you're moving. See if you can find an obvious lack of something. I would start a nice gym where I live if I had 500k. Could make a lot of money.
>>1017709
Do you know of anyone who has done section 8 and is happy about it? Seems like they would just destroy your property.
So, Forbes just tweeted this. There's also a chart for Master's degrees, just go to the link:
https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/682018524978610176
Are there similitar charts for PhDs?
>>1017688
Okay i'll assume you won't go to the link. Here it is:
So I'd count myself lucky that i'm studying Accounting & Finance at a UK top 20 uni?
>>1017723
Well i'd say you are not lucky but you were smart for making that choice.
Hey bros!!!!!
Anybody know any good healthcare careers that's around $50k? I don't want to go to school for 13 years to be a doctor
How many years of schooling do you need to become a nurse practitioner?
>>1017612
Be a nurse. Fag.
>>1017612
>around $50k
Wow, way to be ambitious there champ!
Hey /biz/, is getting an MBA still a profitable venture these days?
Yes
If you become a really good associate.
Otherwise you're buttfucked.
Even then you'll do better as an analyst first.
The tittie bar business correlates well with the oil and gas business. You'd be a boob not to follow it.
>>1017514
my dick correlates well with your moms pussy. you'd be a cuck to follow it.
>>1018182
I wish I was as funny as you are :(
>>1018182
Take a "lap".
There is pipe used in both businesses: It is vertical and employees work around them.
> tfw you use your FAFSA and subsidized student loans to pay down your mortgage
How in the fuck are your student loans lower rate than your mortgage. I thought they were supposed to be really high interest.
Oh well im not poor so my dad just paid for my eduation lel.
>>1017517
I get paid $1600 a month and free tuition on the GI Bill brah
>>1017517
I pay no juice on the loans until i graduate and then Ill pay them off
Like what's the best online stock broker, price, reliability, hidden fees, etc.
Thanks guyz
Also is robinhood going to go out of business or is it safe?
you could probably figure this all out on google dot com
Listen I want a discussion. I'm sorry you're to autistic and scared to talk to people.
Hello,
Can I buy Russian bonds online to avoid ridiculous fees and time taken?
Where does the risk lie and what are the chances of actually making profits on this?
Thanks!
Buying foreign bonds is pretty stupid, as there's nothing legally binding for the Russian government to actually pay you back
The economic stability of Russia is also in question too
What should I know before applying for a credit card to make about $1600 worth of purchases?
Advice or links to relevant info greatly appreciated.
>>1017421
Use debt for leverage
>>1017421
you should attempt to pay it back
Hey /biz/ can we get a book recommendation thread going? Either finance, investing, real estate finance, soft skills or whatever.
Books I've read this year:
Make Friends and Influence People
Rich Dad, Poor Dad
Sam Walton's Made in America
And just finished the book in the picture. About to start on Donald Trump's Art of the Deal until I find something better.
tl;dr Book Thread
>>1017409
>Books I've read this year:
>Make Friends and Influence People
>Rich Dad, Poor Dad
>Sam Walton's Made in America
Nice meme list
>And just finished the book in the picture. About to start on Donald Trump's Art of the Deal until I find something better.
HAHAHAHAHAH
gluck. So far you have spent around 20 bucks plus hours...
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>>1017428
>Implying I paid for them
>Implying I don't generally enjoy reading versus other uses of my time
in before Le Intelligent Investor meme book
How financially advantageous is it to ignore romance and just live your life by yourself?
Part of wealth building is networking. Romance provides networking by giving your bond privilege to the other bonds in your significant other's life.
You can network just fine without romance, though, and become very successful dedicating that time to wealth-building.
The thing is, most people without romance don't do that. You risk falling into the r9k trap of pining after romance while still trying to claim you aren't influenced by its existence, leaving you with wasted time and no relationships to show for it.
Not advantageous at all. Romantic relationships have several positive mental effects. Things like family give people drive to get promoted and better wages. Of course that also means higher expenses, but when do you ever see someone successful that are alone?
And when you sit all alone in your huge mansion as a old man it might feel like a wasted life. If you don't want romance, then there is no need to get money either... Just die with no family to give your legacy to? Just tons of cash for the government to take when you die?
Id say no effect. Ideally you would marry someone who compliments you and who makes good money and all that. In reality most marriages turn into a drain on the man and the man takes a huge risk of losing half of his money.
Id say the best thing to do is be very selective and if that perfect bitch doesnt come along then be ok with it.
Warning: having money does not help very much. Women are not even smart enough to be proper whores these days.
TheFuckWhen:
>Reddit, /pol/ everytime i sit on the computer
>sleepy all the time
>horny, fight urge to masturbation every night
>Depressed, long 13 hour sleeps once in a while
>Can't keep focused.
>not even a kid anymore, 27 years old
>Not even into pot or drinking anymore
>etc
How do you do it Anon? How...
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routine
now start one
i.e. one that is being sharp and alert at all times except when sleeping/resting recommended amounts
>>1017379
What type of routine?
Sure, no more Tay Tay, but Should browsing /biz/ be not part of that routine?
>>1017385
one that is being sharp and alert at all times except when sleeping/resting recommended amounts
Give me ideas on what I should code and if I make $1bill I'll give you $1mill since I'm a nice guy. Pic not related
>>1017326
Oh god you are such a faggot. Get a better bait
>>1017326
Play to the fads and current trends. Make an app like the Pokemon one coming out but for zombie apocalypse. Make rare/common loot spawn at random cords on earth and have people either be survivalists or bandits. with some fight mechanic.
If you look on the app store, most of the most popular ones are re-skins that cater to 40 year olds who play them on the toilet. We have adverts on the tv for a re-skin of bejewled/candy crush every year in the UK. Fuck you.
A personal assistant app that has an actual live person on the other end that can be commanded to help with anything 24/7.
Fix the typos in this document...
reserve me a hotel....
email this guy for me....
It would cost the user $99 a month, but basically give them 24/7 access to a virtual secretary.
When you make a billion, paypal me.