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Is there a worse fate for the aspiring /biz/inessman than being born in fucking Canada?
>>1321952
Not really, Canada is a great country.
>>1321952
You could be born in africa.
>>1321955
Or Venezuela.
>you will never get to buy Apple stock for $0.36/share in 1983
>You will never hold $100,000,000 in the s&p since 1980
Why even live guys?
I'd literally be a billionaire right now!!!!
>>1321941
>posting regrets and missed opportunities
>not starting with bitcoin because we all were alive and around for that and actually could have invested.
>>1321941
there was another oportunity in 2010 @ 0.50 cents per bitcoin
they come all the time, just gotta keep your eyes peeled
>Strong work ethic
>Works Monday trough Monday
>Knows how to invest
>Anti consumerist
>Family values
>Vice free
I've learned so much from the Orthodox community, should we take their lifestyle into our business agenda?
Addendum that he is self employed and you're pretty close
>>1321930
Even though they promote progressivism to "destroy" western civilization (if it is indeed true) they hold the most conservative values I've ever seen. And they are professionals when it comes to dealing with a client.
>>1321926
You can't just mimic them and expect success.
They worship God, not money.
Regardless of what happens with crime, disease etc, Rio will be the most watched and profitable Olympics of all time. Going all in on NBC/Comcast (CMCSA)
>things poor people say
Already priced in
>>1321922
How do you figure?
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First for our savior
>>1321903
MGT
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WHO'S READY FOR MONDAY
>>1321893
>RH won't let you buy with unsettled funds
lol. Seriously?
What 2 do if your parents are poorfags with poor financial decision-making?
>Keep telling me about the newest MLM and cryptocurrency and all this shit
>They keep telling me I should drop my Accounting major and just join Amway because they heard some people are making 6-figures doing it
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Are voting for Bernie because he'll give...
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>>1321828
poorfag parents anon here. my parents think im a poorfag loser like them. I hide my wealth from them and other relatives. they are all leeches.
I sometimes give them money when they genuinely run into trouble, and i tell them i took a huge loan to bail them out. and they get guilt-tripped and feel sorry for me, and give me money when they have extra. but i love them
>>1321834
Really? What is your job? how did you get out of the rut?
>>1321828
>I'm living under their roof
Move out before talking shit about your parents.
hi biz
I have suddenly inherited a large sum of money (life insurance) and I don't know where to invest it
I have absolutely zero training in finance
I go to uni, I live with my mum right now
what's the safest and most profitable investment right now? real estate? gold?
what should I do /biz/?
Index funds
as with many topics, boglehead wiki is a good place to start:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Managing_a_windfall
Vanguard S&P 500 ETF, cash some in when you graduate from uni and keep most of it for retirement.
Hey /biz/, I currently work at Home Depot as a stocker, and I am going to be moving soon. The thing is, Home Depot wont move me to full time unless they fire somebody from one of those positions, and I am kind of a workaholic. I am looking for a job that acts kind of like a black hole on your life, pays at least relatively nice, and doesn't require me to have a degree in that field. What jobs fit this description? So far I am thinking about going into construction, or a different company as a stocker. I currently make $11/hour.
Any ideas?
Cryptocurrency trader. No need to know anything about technical analysis. You just watch charts and read forums constantly waiting for the once-per-week big news so you can get in on it first.
>>1321742
are you aussie? go to tafe for anything- you can work as any construction or sparky/plumber for very decent hours in the day. i have plenty more ideas.
>>1322209
Where do I go to find my news? I will consider this.
BEIJING (AP) — A Chinese regulator has ordered Apple Inc. to stop selling two versions of its iPhone 6 in Beijing after finding they look too much like a competitor, but Apple says sales are going ahead while it appeals.
Did Tim Cook get cucked by the Chinese? I can't believe Apple would sink so low as to outright steal IP from the poor Chinese.
Apple Inc.
NASDAQ: AAPL - Jun 17, 7:59 PM EDT
95.33USD Price decrease 2.22 (2.28%)
After-hours: 95.05 Price decrease 0.28 (0.29%)
>>1321691
This has nothing to do with ip. Chinese want real time access to Apples info on every iphone. They won't so China is going to hurt them.
>>1321691
How low will we go?
Apple is a meme, the chinese are now building similar quality phones for 1/4th the price
What does a first time home buyer need to know?
>>1321690
That the entire process is full of middle men and bullshit
>>1321690
/thread
>>1321690
>What does a first time home buyer need to know?
To never buy a house in any first world nation
So guys would you be willing to join a free nation independant from all others; how difficult do you think it would be to create a real Outer Heaven? Saw engineering guesses that a single functioning FOB platform would run about 10 million dollars. What would be good ways to crowdfund? What are good ways to make money as an independent nation/rogue nation.
how would you even sustain it?
>>1321696
outer ops and fultoned sheep duh
>Build floating nation powered by the Sun and sea
>Raise funds by selling farmed fish to coastal nations
>Slowly grow more and more powerful
>Take over Somolia
hi /advbiz/ I am wondering, what does /biz/ think of this.
>be me
>be 22
>work for tier 1 auto supplier as assembly worker since 18
>taking classes on & off
>now decided on engineering technology program that will cost me $0
>can either
>stay at my company and become a production or design engineer
>or guaranteed interview...
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Kill your self
>>1321563
>engineering technology
>production or design engineer
We may be from different countries, but in the USA, studying engineering technology is not the same as studying engineering or leading towards being employed as an engineer
>>1321642
1. Japanese companies don't really care the difference. Not sure about American ones, but this is from my personal experience. At least in my local area its irrelevant as long as its ABET accredited.
2.I can do my EIT exam and then sit for my PE exam after 8 yrs of work exp. This varies state by state and some states don't allow you to do it.
3. Pretty much the only difference in the curriculum is a lack of a physics sequence. Not sure why, but I only have to take algebra-based physics. I'm opting...
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Are You Ready For The Revolution?
http://dickcoin.biz/
For reals?
>>1321517
lmao this is as hilarious as trumpcoin and is very memeable that it could actually gain ground like trump did
>>1321517
how do i mine this shit? please teach noob
Who is here shorting british pound for the incoming brexit ?
Implying it won't go up.
Implying brexit is actually going to happen
I have around £10K in a UK account. I need to trabsfer it to my Australian account. Should I do it now or wait for the referendum? Which referendum result will be better for the exchange rate?
Is homeowning really a meme?
If you buy you get around 1% in profits in the long-term
If you rent you get -100% what you paid for
Mortgage a house and rent it out for the property tax, and the mortgage payment. Break even or better...?
>>1321453
>If you buy you get around 1% in profits in the long-term
[citation missing]
My house has tripled in value since I bought it. YMMV. That's the truth.
>>1321483
inflation and/or good pick
