Hello. I am an anon from /mlp/. The Glimmerposting is getting overwhelming. Pls send help. I repeat, the Glimmerposting is getting overwhelming. Pls Send Help.
>>3961094
Not your personal army.
>>3961094
>MRW I touch my dick
what can i do to help *clenches gun holster*
new meme
>>3961085
Why is his penis sticking out of his ass?
Why is there a massive line of jizz on his face?
A Simple Man (ONE)
>I'm a simple man:
>I wake up, get out of bed, take a shower
>singing an old song
>while the searing water splashes off the back of my neck
>I turn the knob
>the water stops running
>I dry off, and shave the short tendrils of hair off my cheeks
>I knick myself a little on the last swipe
>I got too excited, I thought
>I went into the laundry room and put on the clothes I set the night before
>I go into the kitchen, getting out the eggs and frying pan
>I make scrambled eggs
>My wife gives me some toast and kisses me gently on the cheek
>My son's near the opposite end of the table
>You alright, I ask
>Just tired, he says
>Weird noises again, I reciprocate
>He knods
>I put my dishes into the dishwasher and head to the bathroom
>I make the final preparations before work
>brushing my teeth
>combing my hair
>I say goodbye to my wife and son from the floor below
>I get my briefcase
>my jacket
>my keys
>get into my car, turning the ignition
>open the electric garage door
>and leave
...
>Twelve-thirty in the morning
>I roll my car up the driveway
>opening the garage and parking within it
>I leave the car without turning it off
>I circle around to the trunk and open it
>where within lies the project I've been working on
>it squirms as I wrap my arms around the gray garbage bag
>I use my right hand to take the keys out of the car
>and my left arm to hold it
>I walk to the back of my house
>unlocking the wooden entryway leading into the sub-basement
>I heave it back up into my arms, and walk downstairs
>closing the wooden doorway behind me
>I turn the light-switch
>revealing the rectangular pedestal
>and my "little shop of horrors"
>I tear open the gray bag with a razor-blade
>it looks at me, but cannot scream
>I gagged it with the plastic ball I give to the dog
>it's body well-bound for no escape
>I pick it up, and place it on the pedestal
>I cut the bounds on her body, being careful to put each limb in the metal braces
>or else it fights back
>>3961007
who are you quoting?
A Simple Man (TWO)
>Finally, I remove the ball from it's mouth
>it screams a high-pitched scream, saying things like
>help me
>help me
>please help me
>but it never begins to realize
>I'm all the help it ever needs
>I tell it that screaming's pointless
>the walls are well sound-proofed
>it stares back at me, tears rolling down it's eyes
>I smile
>this is what I'm meant to do, I tell myself
>I grab my scalpel from the drawer
>and walk over to it
>illusions are our downfall, I tell it,
>and pain is one of them
>I make the first incision at the base of it's navel
>it looks on helplessly, screaming as it should
>My scalpel finally reaches the base of it's neck
>and it's skin unfolds like that of a bird's
>I look at the organs undulating within the body cavity
>I am suddenly overwhelmed with temptation
>the perfect specimen before me
>the juices settling at it's back
>and I realize I can't help myself
>I eagerly get the sharpest butcher-knife I have
>hanging from the cork-wall
>cut off a part of it's lung
>and bite into it as would some ravenous beast
>it's screaming turns to gurgling
>blood drips down it's cheek
>I wipe it away with my finger
>and lick off the residue
>I keep chopping and chopping
>putting the goods into ice packs in the fridge
>beside last week's and the weeks before that
>the screams aren't as bad now
>and while I'm tearing out one of it's arteries
>the screaming stops
>I stop cutting
>the world stops moving
>and god's greatest creation fills the room
>as it did all those times before
>Silence
>Pure
>unadulterated
>and absolute
>silence
>It's an eternity until I look at my hands
>this flesh covered in blood
>the hands of a man, I tell myself
>A simple man.
>>3961010
It's a green-text story. That phrase doesn't work here.
emergency trips
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
holy shit
>>3961000
close but no cigar
checked anyway
>>3961000
half true post
does anybody remember these ciabatta sandwiches Wendy's had for a couple months back in like 2006? They weren't very good but they weren't awful either
Can't say I do, actually.
>>3960997
does anyone remember original burger king fries? THOSE were good.
>>3960997
i do not
Do it.
>>3960981
Go back to /b/. Please. Please take this request seriously. You need to leave. For [s4s]'s sake. Leave, and come back when you know how to funpoast properly. I'm serious. Take a look inside yourself and realize what you need to do. You need to purge yourself of /b/ before you post here. Okay? I'm fucking serious. Please don't just post more after reading this. Stop posting and listen to me.
Stop. Poasting. [s4s] does not want your fucking iFunny funnyjunk fakebook reposted text/facebook screencaps. We do not want it.
Leave.
>>3960985
I'm glad you replied, I was worried for your mum.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
BANE
BRAIN
CRANE
max Payne..?
>it says here you don't have a gold account
>>3960892
I'm already here forever, I don't need to pay $3.50 (tree-fiddy) a week for that premium crap.
>>3960899
>>3960892
Who you quoting?
Guys, I need help.
I need some memes for my lit class tomorrow because my teacher said we were going to make meme is the IT lab help.
>>3960805
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>>3960777
trips :D
Yuji Sakai (genius)
High whate grade your in?
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Me on left, please response
Blomquist
i like this anime
its a good anime
It looks funny. Is it funny?
>>3960759
It is funny.
goodnight moon
>>3960721
sorry your thread didn't get any replied friend :( u should put more effort into making original content next time tho, I mean was this thread supposed to be funny or amusing. People just see it in the catalog and don't really notice it or care, no reason to.
>>3960721
great meme
>>3961692
sorry but did u eben got skol?
meria mortre ever greet shawel
graing graing gra
graing graing gra
mertis a moti e chest a gron tu
saing saing sa
saing saing sa
mi af marka dia on di eva green
>>3960708
You are currently listening to New York Orchestra's live performance, live from New York. Thank you for your patronage.
Kec
Your fortune: Outlook good
meme has potential
needs an edit with lelface
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>3960665
>>3960666
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
