>been on 4chan for 7 years
>post all the time
>NEVER get reply's
The only place that gets me, ignores me. Feels fucking horrible famalam
sad yeb
>>4317376
I miss Yeb in a way, he was a sad bastard but he was a meme factory.
Fel teh bern
cucc
lol he looks so STUPID
I FUCKIN HATE KANYE WEST! just wanted to let that out of me
fuck kanye
you know, that talentless horse-faced monkey-nigger? you know that useless piece of trash that gets his name and his shit-noises plastered everywhere cause he let jay z fuck him in the ass? you know, one of the more widely-known ugly junglebunnies babbling unintelligible sounds into a microphone? the one that hops up on stage and tries to steal the spotlight from people who actually deserve it? yea, that stinky chunk of garbage.
Crash.
Fucking nice.
>>4318754
And the Oscar goes to... Crash!
>be me
>at work
>shifts almost over
>look out office window
>pretty lady walking out side.
>perfect 8.5
>goodenough.jpeg
>it's raining
>mfw it's kinda cold
>run outside
>give her jacket.
>mfw she smiles
>give her ride home
>stop at her house
>mfw she tells me to come inside
>gettinglaidtonite.mp4
>go inside
>she gives me a drink
>invites me up to her room
>she sits in bed
>takes clothes off
>mfw she lures me over
>definitelygettinglaid.mov
>reach in my bag
>pulls out gameboy
>mfw she has a gameboy too
>trading pokemon
>she gives me a snorlax.
>bitch.jpeg
>crawl in her bed
>she asks if I have protection
>nope.mp4
>she tells me to look in her closet
>open closet
>there's Furbys.
>like at least twelve.
>They're all on
>ohmygodhelp.mov
>evil eyes
>oh my god one called me by name
>mfw the Furbys gain sentience
>they're evil
>fuck.
>they jump down
>getting kidnapped by Furbys
>as I'm pulled out of the room girl looks at me
>mfw she's laughing maniacally.
>Furbys drag me to dungeon
>getting brainwashed
>I now sexually identify as a Furby
>I can feel the Furbys up against my skin
>I fuck all of the Furbys in the room
>Go back upstairs
>tell girl she's not my type.
>Steal her pokemon cards
>leave her house
>drive home
>walk into my bedroom
>mfw there's Furbys everyewhere
>panic.jpg
>pull out Nerf N-Strike Elite dart blaster
>mfw I shoot them ALL.
>leave house
>order happy meal at McD's
>Furby toy.
>shit.
cookie cutter text
also who are you quoting?
>>4318641
Thisquotation needs a source.
if i press on ur tongue, will u nom?
eeeeeeeeeeeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!
squEEeeeak
>>4318584
FUCKING FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF YOUR MEME SUCKS AND YOU SUCK
>>4318586
a n g r y
first cuck to roll dubs has to kurt cobain themself
I like to live on the edge
Let's do it fags
cobain'd
rare uncut version of nice girl
>>4318222
yeah, riiiight...
>>4318222
nice triplel
dubs gets to make a new meme
>>4317865
that's not how it works
>>4318115
>>4318115
>Imps flyign
Do you ever think about what it would be like if you were a robot?
>>4317858
Hell.
>>4317858
It'd be nice not having to go to the bathroom, but I'd hope charging would be almost as enjoyable as eating or there would be some eating simulator you could play while you're plugged in
ITT
![[NoobSubs] Nisemonogatari 11 (1080p Blu-ray 8bit AAC).mp4_snapshot_09.04_[2016.04.07_01.16.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4tQnGoc.jpg "[NoobSubs] Nisemonogatari 11 (1080p Blu-ray 8bit AAC).mp4 snapshot 09.04 [2016.04.07 01.16.48]")
let me suck your blood onii-chan
>>4317830
if you suck on my penis for a little bit you'll get some really tasty white blood cells
>>4317836
That's not blood you dum-dum
>>4317843
#REKT
Local burrito place is doing an emoji challenge. No one has figured it out in the past 8 hours or so. What does that even mean?
car boat no
What if the second one is row? Car row no? Again, what. Can that be a bastardization for corona?
Bumk
When asked the question, "Do black lives matter? Or do ALL lives matter?" at a democratic debate, senator Bernie Sanders responded with, "Black Lives Matter"
This statement is textual proof that Bernie Sanders believes that Black people are superior, or at least, that they are more important than any other race of people, making Bernie Sanders a racist.
Prove me wrong.brotip - you cant
the Q. is such a forced god-damn[ed-if-you-do(n't)] dumb gotcha question-- no right answer, really.
>>4317434
I'd rather say that than she-who-is-not-to-be-named.
Bernie Sanders is a really incredible, smart, earnest candidate for the 2016 presidential election of the United States of America. As a candidate for president of the United States of America, Bernie Sanders really stands out, especially because Bernie Sanders is very, very incredibly intelligent and sincere. The policies that Bernie Sanders would put into place if he were elected to be the President of the United States of America reflect the fact that Bernie Sanders is extremely genuine and wise. I would vote for Bernie Sanders to be the president of the United States of America because of his great policies, which are incredibly smart, wise and intelligent, and which show that Bernie Sanders is a candidate for the presidency of the United States of America who is extremely smart, intelligent and wise. It is also important to note that Bernie Sanders campaign for the 2016 presidency of the United States of America displays his genuineness, sincerity, and compassion for each and every individual citizen of the United States of America, even those citizens of the United States of America who do not believe that Bernie Sanders is really, truly the most genuine, sincere and compassionate candidate running to be president of the United States of America.
to bad ur not a real american lmao
>bernie sanders
>posts anime
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
>>4317299
Is anybody really
nice dubs btw
"Welcome to meme burger! Home of the meme burger! May I take your order?"
>>4317223
No, please get me someone white to make my food.
>>4317230
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CHECK
YOUR
P R I V I L E D G E
>>4317237
I have the right to have my burger made by a white person if I want it to be made by a white person. I don't know where you live, but I'm in the USA. We have freedom here.
>Be me
>Mom calls up
>"Anon, your grandfather just died about an hour ago at 6:30."
>I hang up and look at the time
>What was I doing at 6:30?
>JackingOffToHentai.jpg
>tfw
>>4317190
That's the circle of life, Anon.
>>4317190
My puni ana (hole) SPDX finally arrived! Time for a review...
I don't have much to compare it to (as it's been a good 2 years since I last owned an onahole, and even then I didn't really dive too deep), but I'll try my best to be as informative as possible.
It might sound cheesy, but I honestly think this thing is a marvel of engineering - a true testiment to the progression of wierd japanese sex shit.
It is, in my opinion, the most "realistic" 3D, real life, rendition of a artistic loli out there.
The detail is fantastic. The breasts are small yet pronounced, with tiny nipples protruding from them and the entire front has a good curvature across the stomach and the vulva, making it very attractive. The small things, such as the bend of the back, the belly button and the angles that pronounce the back, all just add to the experience. The biggest disappointment seems to be the manufacturing defects which are quite numerous - small indentations, bumps and cuts, and maybe the durability - there's some "flaking" already happening from the few times I've used it. For those interested - it does have quite a distinct smell (to be expected of something this big) but it doesn't seem to get very sticky or oily after washing, so I haven't felt the need to powder it yet.
i once shitposted from the couch on which my grandpa died a day earlier
8/10
