How do fortune?
[fortune]
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stick your left index finger up your ass and swirl
Dang
Idk how do
Fucken
This is new mem
>>4318976
'Sigourney Weaver in Oil'
>>4318985
is meem
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4319028
eem I says
Another anime.
cute
Anime with no top on feeling unsatisfied with the size of her chest.
/r9k/ will hit >>27777777 TODAY
WE NEED ALL S - FORCES TO REPORT TO /R9K/ IMMEDIATELY
THIS GET IS VITAL TO OUR MISSION FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION
lmao thats where the dumb frogs are tho
over 47000 posts away
will it really reach it today?
what a fast board
emergency bump
get must be stolen
Can I break the meta here for a moment and ask what the purpose of this board is?
>>4320051
funposting
>>4320051
we get this thread every day.
>>4320051
like /b/ but much slower, no idiot roll threads, no sharing gf pictures like a loser cuck, no forced anon, file size limit 2 mb, no sound webms, high percentage of garbage threads by underage faggots, high percentage of relay-chat retards circlejerking their unfunny autistic oc, high percentage of worthless digit-checking, that being said i still do luv it in my heart
I'm a qt anime grill (lol)
hot, post more
>>4319757
qt my ass
Post your nudes, miss qt anime :Q
OY VEY
VAMOS AMIGO, COMER TACOS!
holy frijoles
holy frijoles
>>4319629
u dont even see how solid my chin is i dont look as young as maybe i seem in that pic ok my chin is a decent chin and if i angle the camera up wards a bit you would get a whole differnt perspective and think some different things than maybe what your thinking frm this picture...o
Ayy
Ayyy
Ayyyy
Let's hear the story.
only one time, I was like 5-6 and was locked out of my baby sitters house cuz she went to the store and i couldnt hold it so let out a huge fucking solid log into my pants. i forget what happened next. likely repressed it
if coughing or sneezing so hard your beer shits slip out with a fart counts then ive done that dozens of times
>>4318778
tell me some of them were u shat ur self while sneezing
A guy at work did it on delivery.
He was running around nakie ( like a jungle boy) in there bathroom trying wash his undies+ pants.I guess it was major cleanup.
It is time!
Create a folder, and call it Official Creature Collection!
When you post, you are ROLLING for your creature- your post number determines which creature you get!!!! ONLY THEN may you save the creature's image file to your folder!
0-3 gives you the Malingee Doll! If you get a 3, You may change the eye color of your Doll to BLUE when saving the image.
4-6 gives you Thistle Fairy!
7-9 gives you Cherub of Fluff! If you get a 9, please save the file as Cherub of Cloud 9!
But of course, there's more-!
If you get DUBS, you may roll for another creature! So long as you keep getting dubs, you can keep getting creatures! I would encourage you to satisfy yourself with your single free creature rather than trying to get too many dub-bought creatures, but I suppose it's really up to you.
You may also choose the 'MYSTERY EGG' instead of rolling for your first free creature- though you may purchase more creatures with dubs later as usual, of course. But more on the egg later.
Once you have determined which creature(s) you have, you may trade your creatures with others who agree. Don't believe just anyone- if someone says they have a rare creature, make them post a picture so you know what you are getting.
Altering, copying, stealing, and other non-sanctioned interactions with creatures is PROHIBITED BY LAW!
>>4318306
And finally, the MYSTERY EGG.
Anyone who chooses the Mystery Egg does not save the Mystery Egg file immediately! Instead, they will receive a creature that hatches from the Egg in six to twelve hours- BUT
If the thread dies before I return to reveal the contents of the mystery egg, the egg too, will die, and anyone who chose Mystery Egg will sadly never know what could have been.
I guess that's it for me- looks like I got a Blue-Eyed Malingee for my OP roll, which I'll be happy to keep until next time. Good luck, Creature Collectors!
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Pls accept this ass and a reminder to hydrate
Oh, one last thing.
As of now, April 9, 6:18 AM EST, bunt_kerfew is permanently banned for his constant shittalking and for creating a genuinely toxic environment for everyone else. His land and property will be given out randomly to active users later today.
I wish I could say it's been fun, but let's not kid ourselves.
ME WELL MABE WHEN LITTLE KID LIKE 2 WEEKS.
>>4317450
I ghost wipe
This kills the ass
>>4318108
nice bute
Count how many push ups I can do anon! Count them! I can do lots! Watch me! :D
>>4315305
wow Ms. anime you're going to be very strong!
>>4315305
wow you can do a lot of pushups you're still going wow such endurance such stamina nice tits btw
>>4315305
More news about the 3rd [s4s] birthday party! le rudefig's farewell! Proof that anything can be a meme! The shocking truth about anti-peeker! All this in this offbyone-Kenobi issue of The Weekly Peek! Read and peek!
Your fortune: Good Luck
anti peeker reporting in
>>4316255
nice best dubs
Good peek 1:1 I peeked it
Peeked
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Here have a banana
>>4319480
thanks i needed it
hey wait this is just a .jpg of a banana i can't eat this
>>4319482
well yeah you have to print it out first you pineapple
>>4319488
but i don't want to eat ink and paper
