You won't believe how addicted I am to The Division. Still, no excuses, I let the thread die.
I believe we were up to here?
>>4300267
So, B it was.
/////
A sense of dread flows over you as you start to arch your body over the bed to look under it. You slowly lean down, and stare under the bed. To your relief, there is nothing. Yet the smell cannot be explained, which puzzles you. You lean back up on the bed, and suddenly...
...SES!
Without warning, you are completely paralyzed. Its fangs start to ooze slime and blood, and its eyes turn pitch black as it spreads its arms out, laughing in a deep, smooth tone this time. You finally accept that you are dead, and you relax your body.
All of a sudden, the door is kicked open, and several people in green HAZMAT suits with high grade weaponry enter the room, and open fire on Ses, who disappears, releasing you from the paralysis.
"We thought it might keep coming for you, the sixth subject", a woman in a suit said. "I think you'd better come with us. We're your best chance of surviving this fucking thing."
Do you
>A: Go with the HAZMAT team
>B: Refuse to move, and demand answers
>C: Walk out and drive away
B
this is good board x3
haha wew lad wew wew wew wew =)
also check 'em :D
thumbs up if you like this post btw (>w<)b
>>4324714
you got my upvote
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>4324714
This post was made by Ben Bartlett, otherwise known as Scotteh from the "Showderp" room on Pokemon Showdown. He's mad because his boyfriend elibump dumped him so he's trying to shit up this board now.
Post'em
>>4324591
sure
Hallo esforce,
my doctor told me that sh*posting can be really bad for you're health if you don't know exactly what your doing.
He said that you might start liking anime unironically.
He said that you can turn beta if you aren't already beta.
He said you might become a robot and you'll start posting greentext stories on /r9k/.
I love sh*tposting so much. How do I do it right?
>>4324430
keep it hote
1stly stop using too many words what is this an essay?
2nd not enough pepe
>>4324430
for make the sperm
warm chaika butthole like a chocolate lava cake
chonk on frunt
Chaika on the front page! No eyebrows
Anons, why world is a very fucking brutal?
>>4325033
二cえあっsづbs
it's not brutal - it's indifferent
that's worse than brutal
>>4325033
ya got dubs bae
CAN'T ARGURWITH THAT !!!!!
>wrasslin memes
>>>/reddit/
>>4324623
>CAN'T ARGURWITH THAT !!!!!
CAN'T ARGURWITH THAT !!!!!
>>4324623
heyy lmao :D
I have a Rotten tomato
>>4324437
festering furry tomato
eat it le smug fox man
have a squeaky tomato
I hate niggers so much
>>4324398
even Obama?
they also hate your kind so you should find solace in that
*gg*
>>4324311
>11
Great job!
>>4324311
Good Grass
>>4324311
ITT: We get hyped for milk
>>4324287
i fucking love milk i drink it every day and pretend it came from the boobe of my imaginary gf
WOOH! FUCK YEAH! MILK;
I drink it every day too holy molly
Daily reminder that weebs killed [s4s]
•___•
daily reminder that i somehow manage to find my way into every [s4s] screencap ever
•_•<(kull Ser)
I bought you these pretty shoes, anon!
I don't wear shoes. Sorry.
someday, i will dress as keksandra
or is it, 'crossdress as keksandra'?
'crossdress into keksandra'? no that's not right
um
I miss Kekkats :(
>>4323953
Gotta love a guy who can make a hit pop song out of retard noises
>>4323950
>banging some cosplay girl with huge bunny ears, mini skirt and black thong in my WRX
>riced out Civic with huge spoilers and a blue haired anime janitor decal pulls up next to us
>he rolls down his window, revealing a giant fat fuck with manboobs and creepy anime mask
>he starts crying and masturbating at the same time
>he pulls in closer to try to get a better look and nearly swipes my car
>cop behind us sees this and pulls him over
>as the cop is walking towards his window, he notices the gay anime decal and starts howling with laughter
>as I speed off into the sunset, I hear the cop calling him a "fucking faggot"
And that's how I met kekkats
whyte people i hate u cuz
* 1. u all racist
* 2. u pale as hell
* 3. u fuckin stupid
* 4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
* 5. ur fat
* 6. u look like marshmellows
* 7. u look like gluesticks
* 8. u close minded
* 9. u jus straight up bitch
* 10. u make me sick
* 11. u all like fishin for sum reason
* 12. u all have dogs
* 13. u think u a good race when u aint even human
* 14. u look ugly as hell
* 15. u a disgrace
* 16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u dont
* 17. u all got faggot ass voices
* 18. u speak like british ppl
* 19. u all gay
* 20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it
>>4323946
Preach Shawnqueesha
>>4323946
You're my fav poster!
>>4323961
Now that that's out of the way, let's talk sex.
Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
