Bliss
>>4434909
rech
>>4434909
heil
>>4434909
looks like Dante from clerks
Picked up a basket started walking around to get a few things and I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING AT ME! So now I'm like, "wtf is her problem?!" I head to the tills. Guess who is there ahead of me? The staring lady!! She turns around and starts staring at me again. Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my daughter who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mum!?' I was like wtf , but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiled and thanked me, and left at this point i was like as if thats just happened. Anyway the cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87 and I'm like, what the fuck ! I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like $20. The women then tells me that my total was included with my mums. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mum said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mum. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum! I'm like OMG! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this awful woman, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair!!! I seen her putting her shopping in the boot and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling then her wooden leg came off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMG! Is this really happening right now?!
So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling...
Just like I'm pulling yours right now
>>4434907
8/10
You donerusedme good.
>>4434928
BABIES FUCKING DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMFe2mw2oSA&t=50
becum a profeshinal riter
Don't tostle me or my son's johnnies every again
>>4434894
why would i touch a nigger in the first place?
>>4435130
Because you adore the look and feel of them.
How do I become an SJW?
make friends with one and it will just sort of happen organicly. I wouldnt reccomend it, I did it once, would not do it aghain lol
>>4434884
You just gotta realize that it's possible to have the sex with women through the internet. Then you will become the legendary white knight.
zez
cancer
>>4434945
#rude
>>4434826
Which is better, zez or tet (picture related)?
>>4434980
I got the inspiration to make zez based on tet
if you tilt your monitor back you can see I just deleted parts of lel to make zez
do any of you even exist? really?
YEYOIHOEISHOIHBGOIHSBOISOEhi EISOO IHOS u tel me
I thought I did.
But I don't want to deceive the god head, it's past time reality collapses under it's own non existence.
who wants the bannan inside them???
DIETRICH!?!?!?
Who wants the gay bannan inside them?
mexico should build this
why built anything at all?
it will just be dust in 50 years
o the humanity
i would pee on that wall
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ayyy lmao
>>4434699
dubs
>>4434699
Donald trump on the right.
itt: sponge pictures
![220px-A._gigantea_Aldabra_Giant_Tortoise[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/liUv5tL.jpg "220px-A. gigantea Aldabra Giant Tortoise[1]")
>>4434700
...but...that's not a sponge..
>>4434707
shut up cunt
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so true
>>4434687
Of course
>>4434689
Okay nodoka
>>4434687
This is nice board but this is not nice post >:(
what did he mean by this
lelevated level of awareness
>>4434682
Lel ele lel
>>4434711
dubs
*Slap*
Your fortune: Good Luck
I dont understand why son didn't strangle girl and put in the benis
>>4434705
Who said anything about girl?
>>4434681
my ex-gf actually requested that i slap her pussy while fingering her, shit was crazy, i slapped the fuck out of it though
this is bad board
fug off by one ;_;
>>4434667
hmm
>>4434665
>>4434667
What's happening here and what does it mean?
Good night, [s4s].
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4434611
goodnight
>>4434611
two ones
Good night!
