HE HAS NO SHOES
HE HAS NO GRACE
Tom Hanks
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Fine. I get it. All of you LOVE anime. The splashy colors, the feminine pastels, the huge buggy inhuman alien eyes, the impossible torsos, the alien-esque almond shaped skulls, the squeaky piercing baby-girl chattering hyper-emotional toddlerspeak that spews out of their weird little mouths. You all spend hours gawking at these neon - colored, inhuman bug-people, and posting their pictures all over your God-forsaken image boards. Great. I'm happy that you're happy.
However, I am puzzled. What part of your brain allows you to sit through hours of squeaky, chirping Japanese chattering babytalk without permanent brain damage? How do you spend thousands of dollars of tiny plastic anime figures and not feel deep, piercing guilt and regret for doing so? And how can you follow the "plots" of these shallow, drudging, mind - numbing episodes of this garbage without permanent brain damage?
perhaps that's what has happened to you all. Tossing common sense aside, you went too far - and watched one too many episodes, turning your brains into mushy, robotic receivers for Japanese toddler - speak, forever damning you to a life of pathetic servitude to these skinny, google - eyed cartoon beings and their ilk.
I feel sorry for you, and wish I could help you. But you're too far gone. It's too late for you. You'll die this way, a twitching wreck of a human being, huddled up on your bed next to a thousand overpriced anime PVC figurines, mumbling broken Japanese in a child's voice, your dull lifeless eyes staring towards the east, towards a place that never existed, your feeble mind gradually losing it's tenacious grasp on your imaginary life that you never really had. "M-masaka...." you'll mutter, pocky crumbs quietly dropping from the corners of your pale, dry lips onto your Sailor moon bedspread as you breathe your last, slumping forward, a solitary tear forming in the corner of your eye as you quietly realize your entire life had been a foolish, empty void.
>>4473518
>Fine. I get it. All of you LOVE anime. The splashy colors, the feminine pastels, the huge buggy inhuman alien eyes, the impossible torsos, the alien-esque almond shaped skulls, the squeaky piercing baby-girl chattering hyper-emotional toddlerspeak that spews out of their weird little mouths. You all spend hours gawking at these neon - colored, inhuman bug-people, and posting their pictures all over your God-forsaken image boards. Great. I'm happy that you're happy.
>However, I am puzzled. What part of your brain allows you to sit through hours of squeaky, chirping Japanese chattering babytalk without permanent brain damage? How do you spend thousands of dollars of tiny plastic anime figures and not feel deep, piercing guilt and regret for doing so? And how can you follow the "plots" of these shallow, drudging, mind - numbing episodes of this garbage without permanent brain damage?
>perhaps that's what has happened to you all. Tossing common sense aside, you went too far - and watched one too many episodes, turning your brains into mushy, robotic receivers for Japanese toddler - speak, forever damning you to a life of pathetic servitude to these skinny, google - eyed cartoon beings and their ilk.
>I feel sorry for you, and wish I could help you. But you're too far gone. It's too late for you. You'll die this way, a twitching wreck of a human being, huddled up on your bed next to a thousand overpriced anime PVC figurines, mumbling broken Japanese in a child's voice, your dull lifeless eyes staring towards the east, towards a place that never existed, your feeble mind gradually losing it's tenacious grasp on your imaginary life that you never really had. "M-masaka...." you'll mutter, pocky crumbs quietly dropping from the corners of your pale, dry lips onto your Sailor moon bedspread as you breathe your last, slumping forward, a solitary tear forming in the corner of your eye as you quietly realize your entire life had been a foolish, empty void.
>>4473518
that's me lol
>>4473518
this is depressing dessu. I like anime because I do alright. P-p-please stop bullying
Post my waifu please
>>4473380
Is it BRUCE WILLIS KAREN?
cowe
>>4473336
thats a pig lol
>>4473421
we covered this on the radio months ago, it's a dog
MAOR HAWT OPINION
questioning not welcome
ur welcome
also dubs
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
also
find 6 typos to unlock new meme
>>4473177
dubs
ok i found them
le snek girle
>>4473015
le bruce willis
>>4473128
le snek girle
>>4473546
le bruce fucking willis
Figs and funposters.
Today we are pulling into /wg/. Please visit, absorb the local culture and contribute to the going ons and happenings, then bring back some of what you have learned.
>>4472928
You don't tell me what to do
>>4472928
it's literally a wallpaper database, how the fuck do you get "local culture" out of it, it would be like visiting a magazine in the industrial area of the town with hopes of absorbing their microculture.
>>4472940
Cunt destroyer?
Give her the D?
Space cat?
That's board culture right there
Your fortune: Godly Luck
I've been gone being a salesman and you know just living that young single twenty year old life. I'm doing pretty well and I hope that you guys will make it too one day. At my job apparently everyone has their turn with the bosses wife and the other little thottiana (like thot or 'thotty' but only she's mexican so she's like a senorita LOL) Like this guy was telling me how she wanted to fuck in the van full of people but he wouldn't since her bf was driving and watching him in the rear view mirror like a hawk. Guess he didn't watch cclose enough since she just gave him some head kek. Anyways I just started this job and it's going to change my personality if I keep it but I'm ok with that since it's just going to make me more social. Anyways I'm ranting so I'll just say what I was going to.
You guys are alright and I hope one day you start being what you want to be.
"don't let your dreams be dreams" - liu kang
test
>>4472788
You're not anything but an autist
post a pic of you're self are u a girl
Karen is shit
>>4472560BRUCEis god
>>4472727
Bruce has head like penis.
>>4472730
The BRUCE will anal you with this head and suck your smart from the Bruce and you get more Bruce knows in your bran
bump
>>4472559
Mods pls sticky
>>4472559
Bump
nice cade
mods pls sticke
*Karenposts*
i
love
karen
the
Karen a cute
a cute!
>>4472143
Karen a fucking shit
>>4472189
rude pls apologize to karen
ANIME FAGS GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>:((
>>4472038
lel this is u
karen is eeting
i wish she was eeting my salami
wow cute karen
K A R E N
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I ............FUGGIN...........................************LOVE************ .............. KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!KAREN!
A CUTE
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*touches beautiful kimpatsu hair*
DESU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4471917
wow... your message is so lacking in sense that I truly cannot comprehend it. I whish this was ironic but, has [s4s] gone too far?
>>4471922
nice dubs but no
Another Karen thread..
