Guys whats going on? I met some girl who said I was cute and she asked me to go to her house. I said ok and went to her house. When I got there she gave me cookies and told me to go up to the bedroom. I didn't know why she was asking me that but I did. She told me to lay down on the bed, which was weird because I didn't bring my pajamas. I laid down and she went into the bathroom. She came out and had no clothes on. I asked what was going on and that she should cover up her lady-parts. Instead of covering up she climbed onto the bad and got over me. Her boobies hung just inches over my face, which was scary because I had never seen boobies before. She put her lady-parts on my crotch and started moving. I reached down and freaked out because my penis had gotten hard. i said we need to go to a doctor to check my penis out. But she said no and that she knew how to fix it. She unziped my fly and pulled my penis out. Some clear liquid leaked out and it scared me. I asked her how she going to make it go soft again and she grabbed my penis and put it INSIDE her. I started screaming and told her to stop but she started moving and made me feel weird. Her parts were very wet and I asked why she was peeing, but she only laughed. She kept moving and soon I felt like I had to pee. I told her to get off so I could go pee.She didn't listen and kept going. I warned her I was going to have and accident. Suddenly my penis squirted and it went soft. When she got off me I could see white stuff leaking from her lady-parts. I asked her what just happened and she only giggled. I felt kinda mad that she did this, but then again, she did fix my penis. What the fuck happened to me guys?
Pic related. the girl in question.
>>4031895
If you are joking,tipkekm8
If you are serious,how old are you?
yoU maded an Friend;
>>4031904
I'm 20
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>>4031877
nice le dub's
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*looks*
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>>4031755
The anime is GETing a pat on the head.
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>>4031738
pee pee into ur mouth
>>4031743
Shut up!!
>>4031960
>takes an hour and 19 minutes to formulate a comeback
pathetic
cec
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>>4031688
good dubs professor
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>>4031661
le madman
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>>4031659
Hey Paul!
>>4031657
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>>4031610
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>>4031567
I made it with you in mind!
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>>4031521
off by one kenobi
>>4031521
Well, I just ate a Christmas Cake and it tasted delicious. I DARE you to do something about that fuccboi
