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peniss lool
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what do obamas feet look like

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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hey reddit

hows it going
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Who are you quoting?
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>>4035249
IT GOES
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>>4035255
guillotine

sleep snug, smug
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>>4035208
why does she have 2 mouths ?
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>>4035213
It's a common genetic mutation in anime since the bombs fell
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>>4035208

sleep snug, smug

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Females that are modified into living breeding machines. This goes beyond mere pregnancy. I want to see images of women that are being made more efficient and effective at giving birth to multiple things at a time an nurture them. Every orifice should should be able to give birth. Every empty cavity should be made to hold growing infants.
Their minds should be modified so they can only think about the pleasure they feel from giving birth.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>4030608
every thread deserves a reply
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>>4031166
dubdubsnice
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>>4031166
Nice dubs. Kek'd and check'd.

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They're bringing drugs.
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They're bringing crime.
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They're rapists.
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CANT

S
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This one is also pretty good I give it a 8.5 out of ten on the TV dinner scale
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i eat hungry man or banquet. kid cuisine if i want to feel like a kid again.
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C R U S T I N I
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I would eat

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sesember

day 27

(twenty-sesen)
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also ------ses------

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*sucks in air*
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>>4035118
*smacks lips*
HOL UP
*snorts loudly through huge nostrils*
Get sum of that you saying that
*holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice*
Some finna
*eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank*
Hol up so u be sayin is
*licks teeth and grins*
That this little white gurl hurr

AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu.nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
*Rolls a blunt*
AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
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>>4035151
And now its a meme
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>>4035161
when was it not a meme xD

>le italy man

How do I get drugs to like me?
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>>4030545
he don't
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Lamborghini knowledge xxd
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SUCCC

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dips fedora xD
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>>4035081
Ha... that's pretty funny. Solid 8/10.
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>>4035083
thanks for the love and support fam

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>>4035106
Can I save it and meme it into oblivion?

I know this has nothing too do with this board but did you guys have somthing too do with the explosive cat game on iss and android?
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>>4030533
NIGGER

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tbh fam not enough people check dubs around here anymore
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>>4030514
it's true

>>4028544

no dubs checking, I guess it's that...Yale thing
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>>4030522
Speaking of checking doubles...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4030530
ah
finally

Remember kids, if you want to frogpost, go to /r9k/.
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ごめんなさい
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>>4030515
that's one cute pepe
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is ok i eated froge

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Here CUMS Santa Claus, here CUMS Santa Claus, right down slutty girl lane! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your daddy not giving you enough cummies?! Hold up, ho! It's cummy ️️SEASON!️️ Push that daddy to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a NEW father in YOUR CHIMNEY!! Father CHRISTMAS, the KING of cummies! That's right, he's been making little girls squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the NAUGHTIESTgirls ️squishy️! So send this to all the nastiest girls you know and share️Those️Cummies️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic coal-slinging bitch. Get 5️⃣ back and you get eaten like cookiesand slurped like milk! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Santa's big COCK will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you! Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get yummy nummy ️squishy️ cummies until next ⏩Christmas!
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>>4030504
these are funnier with the emojis
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>>4030505
4chan emoji support when???

i want my cummies NOW!!

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Wilson Carter knew nothing about baseball. But that didn't stop him from signing up for pitcher at Ruggles Academy. It was dinnertime. A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages. Etc etc etc. In other words, the town crier was out of a job. This meant no more spring water for the village. No more soup for Old Yimmy. Not even a sop for Hamster the striped ferret blind in one eye. What does this all mean? It means our city is turning into a hitchhouse for bellomed swavers and snorpitious grunzlers. If that doesn't convince you to go Tory, nothing will. That's when Elizabeth Merritch slammed the door and collapsed on the bed. Why? Who? Whispering pups? You tell me. It could be that oversized fleshlight named Graceful Jenny which was at the breaking point not from girth but from overusage as they tend to deteriote after being soaked in lye water. Do what you want. I don't care. I'll be in the barn feeding the termites Devil Juice. Peace.
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niggerh

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