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Hahahahaha wow I laffed so hard
lol who is this bitter woman
>>4231484
idk but she's fat af lmao
haha how come some of her hair is red is she a clown
Come get your special memebers only jacket, but only if you can pass the rigorous test.
i better pass
>>4231409Number of posts in [s4s] recruitment thread1QUALIFICATIONSMET
We both know you've earned these results
me!me!me!me!me!me!
this is so me lol
cum.
i enjoyed this meme when i saw it n i am still enjoying it now and you can too!
Peachy
mmmm
peri
>>4231010
>>4231023
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I am a five-dollar bill.
Succ my clitoris.
>>4231002
I am a 100 dollar bill succ my vagina.
>>4231002
that's a nice pige
>>4231002
Uhh
I always thought they have a very similar style of humour to this board. Are Tim & Eric the heroes of [s4s]?
Yes they are god
They have no talent
>>4230919
SO it's true, they're just exactly like this board. Rofl.
cowe
>>4230777
trips nice
>>4230777
WHY IS THERE A COWE ON THE ROAD???!!!!
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howe?? snek???????
>>4230695
lol
>>4230695
I don't know lol
what the fug lol this is madness
Praise beary. Bringer of nice
Praise the frog posters
>>4230536
Did you maked that with GIMP or Photoshop?
>tfw you are a manly man, but you have a small feminine benis
tfw u have to fap but someone is home, but they are about to leave and you quiver with anticipation
>>4230494
I know this feel bro. Well, I don't, really, because I just crank my dick anyway lol. Who cares who sees, I'm not that sensitive. Thye can watch me cum too.
>>4230501its my mom tho
[s4s] is resistant if not actively antagonistic to the production of understanding. Reading it is confusing, amusing, baffling, alienating, boring, infuriating, thrilling; a crash course in how speech binds and isolates, conjoins and freezes out.
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4230189
don't talk to me or my son ever again
nice
Your fortune: Bad Luck
ITT: greentext stories.
>stroll into my local GameStop
>looking to pick up a copy of Punch Club
>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register
>"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..."
>she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves
>her eyes widen as she reads...
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be me
wake up
realize I wasted my entire life on an a secret chinese forum
panic
go back to sleep again
>>4230112
>Be me
>270000 y/o super being beyond human comprehension
>Still no qt 3.14 gf
>tfw no gf
>You're an idiot Anon
Noooooo way
Noooooo way
>>4230088
>88
nice
>tfw you will never be manly
>tfw your classmates keep forcing you to wear girls clothes because you make a better girl than a guy
>tfw everyone ignores you and you have a crossdressing fetish but no one knows and you really want/need to someone to show your body in a dress/skirt and your hair all dolled like a girl's but you're so ashamed of this bizarre what you think must be so uncommon and rare and therefore even more shameful and disgusting and reputation-ruining (even though you're practically a nobody, and no one really gives you even one take most days, but still the paranoia exists that in fact you aren't a nobody but in fact less than that, because if...
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>>4229943
nothing is what you know, for i would make such a fucking cute girl holy fuck god
imagine being forced to wear girls clothes and then having your p*nis locked up in chastity so that the only way you can feel pleasure is from being being f*cked like a girl while your useless girly dick flops up and down
i don't like that
but am i getting fucked by a guy or a girl?
this is important.
>tfw everyone ignores you and you have a crossdressing fetish but no one knows and you really want/need to someone to show your body in a dress/skirt and your hair all dolled like a girl's but you're so ashamed of this bizarre what you think must be so uncommon and rare and therefore even more shameful and disgusting and reputation-ruining (even though you're practically a nobody, and no one really gives you even one take most days, but still the paranoia exists that in fact you aren't a nobody but in fact less than that, because if...
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