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I come across the tip every once in a while on /r/askreddit threads asking about life hacks: If you go to McDonald’s, ask for your fries with no salt. That way, they have to make a fresh batch, guaranteeing that your fries won’t be sitting around under the heat lamp, that each French fry you put in your mouth will be as made-to-order as possible.
Let’s talk about you. “No salt on those fries.” You know what you just did? You just added like five minutes to your wait time. Others are not ordering, even though you already ordered. Because you’re not moving. You’re just standing there. It doesn’t make sense, because fast food etiquette dictates that you order your food, you get it – here’s where the fast part of fast food comes in – and then you get off the line and leave.
But no, you had to make a special order, some sort of lame French fry tip you read on the Internet, and now you’re still just standing there at the register. People are starting to get annoyed, nobody knows what’s going on, that you’re waiting for some ridiculous side-item special request.
This is what you’re not getting by insisting on doing it yourself. It’s an immediate application of salt. They have a giant shaker, like it has its own giant handle. And that salt they use, it’s not your average table salt. It's super fine, it’s distributed evenly throughout the shaker’s broad opening, emitted in a briny cloud, perfectly and evenly coating every inch of those fries.
It’s all done right there, as it’s being shaken, one fluid motion just seconds out of the deep fryer. So you think about your fries, your super fresh, made-to-order fries. By the time you get them to wherever it is that you’re going to apply your own salt, those things have already cooled way down. Sure, it’s only been a minute or two, tops, but that’s all it takes. Guess what? Most of that salt is going to bounce off of the fries and land at the bottom of the bag.
Fuck no-salt fry havin ass lunatics/sheep.
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>>4562183
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>>4562261
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>>4562065
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>>4562065
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>>4562065
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>>4562000
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