I come across the tip every once in a while on /r/askreddit threads asking about life hacks: If you go to McDonald’s, ask for your fries with no salt. That way, they have to make a fresh batch, guaranteeing that your fries won’t be sitting around under the heat lamp, that each French fry you put in your mouth will be as made-to-order as possible.
Let’s talk about you. “No salt on those fries.” You know what you just did? You just added like five minutes to your wait time. Others are not ordering, even though you already ordered. Because you’re not moving. You’re just standing there. It doesn’t make sense, because fast food etiquette dictates that you order your food, you get it – here’s where the fast part of fast food comes in – and then you get off the line and leave.
But no, you had to make a special order, some sort of lame French fry tip you read on the Internet, and now you’re still just standing there at the register. People are starting to get annoyed, nobody knows what’s going on, that you’re waiting for some ridiculous side-item special request.
This is what you’re not getting by insisting on doing it yourself. It’s an immediate application of salt. They have a giant shaker, like it has its own giant handle. And that salt they use, it’s not your average table salt. It's super fine, it’s distributed evenly throughout the shaker’s broad opening, emitted in a briny cloud, perfectly and evenly coating every inch of those fries.
It’s all done right there, as it’s being shaken, one fluid motion just seconds out of the deep fryer. So you think about your fries, your super fresh, made-to-order fries. By the time you get them to wherever it is that you’re going to apply your own salt, those things have already cooled way down. Sure, it’s only been a minute or two, tops, but that’s all it takes. Guess what? Most of that salt is going to bounce off of the fries and land at the bottom of the bag.
Fuck no-salt fry havin ass lunatics/sheep.
>>4562255
dub dubs nice
test
Meme me please
>>4562183
u okay buddy
>>4562261
Yeah I'm good just a night in the ER
What happened 2 u ?
Explain yourself.
corruption of bury
>>4562065
>her ass isn't a bit pointy
can't fapturbate to this tbh smh
>>4562065
WHAT THE HECK, MAN
>>4562065
/d/ please
some of the best trips tbh
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4562000
WOW NICE TRIPS TBQHWY FAM
YOU ARE LITERALLY
L I T E R A L L Y
THE ONLY PERSON WHO WILL EVER ROLL THAT COMPLETE SET OF DIGITS
AND THEY'RE ALL YOURS
NICE
I'M PRINTING THIS THREAD OUT AND PUTTING IT IN MY SCRAPBOOK OF NEAT THINGS
AGAIN, NICE JOB
>>4562000
I took LSD three times before. First two times were something, last time was not fun.
Yeah so like existence and shit, identity and god and consciousness and irony and this board and me and you and what
Eat a dick ~confucious
>>4562053
>Tarot Will Teach You/Burn Your Money
(Jodrowski)
>For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either. The ends of things and their beginnings are impregnably concealed from him in an impenetrable secret. He is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness out of which he was drawn and the infinite in which he is engulfed.
(Pascal)
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
ily [s4s] everyone here is cute and nice and my friends!
a good day to u to, OP :^)
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4561907
/tips fedora
And the same to you, good sir
>>4561907
Have a nice Dax OP!
Set up a $40,000 firework show today. Setting up another $45,0000 show tomorrow. Going to launch the two days after that. Picture is of small part of whole set up
Second show is supposed to say 45k. Drop a zero
>>4561869
Lol what if it rains?
Also, me on the left
>>4561883
Kek the dude on left is right in front of me. We have tarps n shit
hi s4s i'm a grill
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4561778
your nice, hope you enjoy your stay on s4s
Hi.
>>4561778
Hi I was wondering what you're feet look like.
need a nice cancer meme / image to represent who i am on the online community
someday I will overcome the insecurities and anxieties that trouble me
>>4561759
yes you will
>>4561856
yep, thanks
>>4561759
You can do it, dude
Be careful not to slip, little buddy!
>>4561751
Took me a second to get the joke. When I did, I must admit, I had myself a good chuckle. I typically don't find 'internet humor' especially amusing or relatable, in fact it took me years to figure out what an 'youtube' was. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humor into this crazy world.
Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future.
,Gavin
>>4561797
Oh my gosh get over yourself
>>4561751
reminder that the planet belongs to the plants and animals, also fungi and other things
post in this thread if u love poopgirl
i rabu poopu garu
I love her the most
such burning lof 4 popgil
Hello my mom game birth to me, AMA!
>>4561662
how do I become meguca
>>4561662
woah loggedem BOOBERS
>>4561664
you need to cucumber first
Getting acid tonight. Do I take a tab tonight and do twice as much or wait till the fourth. I seem to have a sub version to as acid if that's even possible. I always trip harder than the people I trip with so it might not matter anyways.
>>4561592
Don't do drugs
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
part 1
>>4561604
Drugs are my best friend. Not gonna leave them like that.
ITT this thread: we post our favorite cooking ingredients
Vinegaroons
This comment comes with a side of fries.
>>4561596
?
draw thread thread
draw some threads edition
i wish that guy who sketches keksandra would draw nigoki for me
i guess he's a lil bitch
D
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