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ITT: We scream for no reason.
Both all-cap posts and vocaroo links are accepted.
Shall I start?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGRGRGRRRGRRRR
It's your turn, anon.
no thanks, i've screamed enough for legitimate reasons
>>4565680
えー???!!!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v0QJwUNuM3
dog is daed kami wa shintoism
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Your fortune: Good Luck
haha hey my /friends/! Hahaha! I'm prety new here and 4 my cool name i picked meme kid bc it's pretty cool HAHAHAHA! here take one of my cool spicy memes!!!!?!!!!!
>>4565616
omg lol XD hahah so funny, i want to nuzzles you <333 rawr
>>4565636
0.0 oh, my bad i forget to put my username, XD silly me ;3
>>4565638
Shut upo faggot. I hate you, dont ever fucking reply to me ever again
>According to Gettier, there are certain circumstances in which one does not have knowledge, even when all of the above conditions are met. Gettier proposed two thought experiments, which have come to be known as "Gettier cases," as counterexamples to the classical account of knowledge. One of the cases involves two men, Smith and Jones, who are awaiting the results of their applications for the same job. Each man has ten coins in his pocket. Smith has excellent reasons to believe that Jones will get the job and, furthermore, knows that Jones...
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buy another banner loser
>>4565531
Keep impersonating other name-figs because you are too much of a coward to stick to yours, Sparkles.
Everyone likes (You)s, so let's be nice and give each other some (You)s :^)
Fuck you OP.
>>4565404
Why so rude? Spread the love, have a (You).
>>4565406
here you go my friend :')
dont let it go to waste ::''))
What would your reaction be to the proposal for all cars to be banned? In their place, a nationwide train service would be created, with stops at regular intervals in towns and cities, as well as longer trips across the country. This would allow for faster travel (trains would travel more quickly for nationwide journeys while trains in cities would avoid traffic jams), create less air pollution and cause less deaths through road accidents.
For small journeys, roads would now be open for bicycle travel (train tracks in cities would be placed above or below street level), allowing...
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>>4565376
I go on my bicycle :^}
fuck waiting for trains or busses tbh i got wheels
>>4565384
Use your bike then silly
in this thread youre allowed to be rude
i enjoy the music of Will Smith
i came here to be offended
>>4565358
o i am offended
>>4565356
OK, nice to know, thanks
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>*walk up do dad, with tears in eyes*
dad: what's up?
me: im really sorry, but i was on the computer, and all these things came up about viruses!
dad: (angry) WHAT?! WHAT THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ON THERE?
me: please dont be mad, but i downloaded this song, and it just went crazy! please dont be mad, ill even pay for it to be repaired.
dad: (goes to computer, gets stressed out) ****, this is going to be difficult.
>mom comes in
mother:whats going on?
me: i did something really...
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Will you marry me?
>>4565325
gaay
>>4565337
yes :DD
Bun is hide.
>>4565321
FUGGING HECK!!! LE WHERE LE IS LE BUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this almost kinda tickles my funny bun
>>4565353
dumb frog poster
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fA9FhBwRtoc
>>4565291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYpk6le87M
>>4565291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWIXb677sYk
>>4565343
>>4565414
I CRIED TO MY DADDY ON THE TELEPHONE
HOW LONG NOW? ;_;
>>4565288
Ummm, 88
>>4565289
THATS A CHECK
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4565288
At least your daddy still alive
Shake a pen! BPG is Beat Poetry General, shitposting extravaganza, it is Beary Pink Girl, nice, it is Baldshaven Pretty Girls haunting jail cells across the stats, cat! In tribute, you dig? Cock your gun, I hear the railroad is coming through here any day now.
Another day in the life all-encompassing, dreary big city slurred smog optics, screeching of underground train and above airplanes, no-smell of death intercut with petrol stench, dragging copper heavy wallet to organic food store.
nation of crazies, red gold and black all around, people marching synchronized, drooling up and down streets and walkways, over and above fences, roofs, train tracks, swimming pools, everything plastered in creamy translucent stickiness, wearing dollar store uniforms red gold (white) black, the military is oh so cliché they say. the newnationalism...
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My girls: For evermore chillin' down your backbone in an instance of incarcerated epiphany: We're all innocents now. We're all prisoners, now.
There's a jailhouse musician in hell whom all the little angels listen to on their ethereal little gramophones. War is ahead, war in heaven.
BPG stands for belittling petroleum giants, you dig? Cesspools of erogenous wordsmithing knows no morality of(f) & by itself - A world of symbols;
For instance: Bald man in pinstripe suit, luscious mane flowing golden in the hot summer sun, pedestal a-takin', incestuous pederasty of next generation, his kin even, fills mind space, now where was I?
Sock puppets in sombreros reiterate points made as real deal pendejos cower in cages, sour and ever-tending to familiar customs: Murals of runic inscription, aztec, written in shimmering brown letters of rust, the logical conclusion of humid indigenous mourning behind iron bars, surround him. Guards rush in, eyes gazing into the literate maze, paralyzed in search of the ever-living crap to beat out of the next Don Juan pus*y motherfuc*er, you!
Removed 360° in unknown direction, on the other side of the scale that is, a small man, elk skin suit, fuzzy in all places. Preacher? Prophet? He is Jesus Abaraxas, uniquely common, Santa Susana sun or Corcoran, it don't matter, because music is the universal language and it always finds a way, be it as a small black audiocassette hidden snugly from pesky judge or district attorney's point of view. Nature finds a way, life must decide: Walk with it or falter in its passing? But I'm rambling again, silly me.
To get back on point, BPG stands for beary pink girl, wiggling toes in perpetuity, eternal amusement, chivalry for way: Wake of the nice in a world of slumbering masses, the illusion of productivity and re-productivity in pursuit of comfortable existence expired; hooray! Wake of the enlightenment; Wake of the return, man smiles as hairs grow out of his back and bones, brown, thick, becoming tree.
One strike, two strike, three strike, four! Look at your game girl and nature shall be referee.
Brothers in morphine, junk formaldehyde smooth paraffin skin nation, we call unto our black brethren as the artisan type knows no couleur, comprènde?
cityfolk vibrate in alarmclock rhythms mistaking radio static for the boogiewoogie and maternal super-ego command whisper in the midst of it all alike, each one adhering to his/her personal convulsion in mutual isolation, one foot stuck in toilet shuffling, bossanova into a kindergarten crushing hands and knees of infants and...
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Woman are not people. They are merely biological incubators that grows dna replications in which men create.
Woman should be concentrated and government should control its distribution. Only competent woman should be allowed to be exposed to human semen after thorough check of hip size, aesthetical beauty and of health.
Woman should not be allowed to live past age of 18, from which its beauty and ability to fertilize decease.
>>4565234
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. I disagree with yours, but thank you for sharing.
>>4565237
Dumb fag
>>4565373
excuse me sir, but seemed to have used some sort of profanity in your post. please refrain from doing this, since this is a nice board. thanks :')
Why can't we all hold hands?
you can hold my fist
with your face
after i punch you
it will hurt
a lot
for you
Why do u hate me?
>>4565240
Fuckin g nigger ill kill you
pennis in hair prank(gone sexual)
but why put the pennis in the hair????
>>4565249
are you gay
>>4565250
yes
>Come join us, anon!
wat do
>>4565186
go get some ass lmao
lol u aint foolin me boy thats a pennis not that that will stope me here check out mine haha its way bigger then yuor little feminine peenis l;el open yor butte here i come :^)))))
>>4565263
wew :^)
