My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.
My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.
>>4271377
nice dubs
My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.
My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.
>>4271377
and it’s midafternoon and I find myse
lf standing at a phone booth on a corner
somewhere downtown, I don’t know wher
e, but I’m sweaty and a pounding migraine
thumps dully in my head and I’m experiencin
g a major-league anxiety attack, searching
my pockets for Valium, Xanax, a leftover Halc
ion, anything, and all I find are three faded
Nuprin in a Gucci pillbox, so I pop all thr
ee into my mouth and swa
llow them down with a
Diet Pepsi and I couldn’t tell you where it ca
me from if my life depended on it. I’ve
forgotten who I had lunch with ea
rlier and, even more important,
where.
Was it Robert
Ailes at Beats? Or was it Todd Hendricks at
Ursula’s, the new Philip Duncan Holmes
bistro in Tribeca? Or was it Ricky Worrall and
were we at December’s? Or would it have
been Kevin Weber at Contra in NoHo? Did
I order the partridge sandwich on brioche
with green tomatoes, or a big plate
of endive with clam sauce? “Oh god,
I can’t
remember
,” I moan, my clothes—a linen and silk
sport coat, a cotton shirt, pleated linen
khald trousers, all by Matsuda,
a silk tie with a Matsuda insignia, with a belt from Coach
Leatherware—drenched with swea
t, and I take off the jacket
and wipe my face with it.
The phone keeps ringing but I don’t know who I’
ve called and I just stand on the corner,
Ray-Bans balanced on my forehead at what
feels like an odd, crooked angle, and then I
hear a faint familiar sound coming through the wires—Jean’s soft voice competing with
the endless gridlock stuck on Broadway.
The Patty Winters Show
this morning was
Aspirin: Can It Save Your
Life? “Jean?” I cry out. “Hello?
Jean?
” “Patrick? Is that you?”
she calls back. “
Hello?
” “
Jean,
I need
help
prepare your angus
Your fortune: Godly Luck
cool can of soda pop
Someone called?
I love being an adult at 21
We need more threads like these. These are the threads that will make s4s great again...
I'm serious. Thank you OP for making this
<3
- Girl Number 4
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Take your best shot, Flatlander woman.
>>4264908
I just spent the last five minutes trying to find a copy of explosion.gif that isn't on damn photobucket so I could post it here. I failed.
>>4264908
lol
Deus Ex
great game! I might play it again
>>4264908
Is this Mad Max Payne?
Konata- ''Jake, i come see u, sobbing, I know u slape me and i cant believe u that u do that, Sobbing, I trust u, i try help u but u not need help!!'' She hit my torso. She cry on my torso, I not look her face. Konata-Jake are u go divorce me? Make it quick, Tell me by 6:30 pm, If u divorce me, U not see me again, If u not divorce me, I still happy but u better apologies to me'' She walk outside at my house and be back my house by 6:30 pm.
Hpmh, I very quiet and thinking, what u guy think, i go divorce her?
anime
>>4264860
LoL what a dANK dilemma!!! I luv this mene!!! Its been like 3 yers i seen this and jake u still no decision makin??? How rude nigger diss um za warudo deep $hit
>>4264929
low level of irony detected
>>>/r9k/27372222
hee hee
>>4271301
hee hee
hee hee
Today I slept naked. And it felt great!
Who else sleeping naked?
lol if they were sleeping naked how could they reply?
LOL!
i tried sleeping naked a couple of nights ago and ngl it made me feel really good got precum all over the sheets tbh
im pregnent because i slept naked
why would a robot need glasses????
2 see
>>4264800
good double
>>4264800
nice roboto
nice dube
nice thread
Your fortune: Bad Luck
I hate women. I hate when they talk to me, I hate when they're "nice" towards me and I hate when they try to "fix" me.
I'm a fat ugly loser. Leave me alone.
also im thirsy as fuck. i drink two cup ice water now ill have a beer and finish my vodka because i like when my poop comes out in chunks like im vomiting up a burger
>>4264808
>4264808
cool meme i looked at it
blaze weed m8
BLAZE WEED M8 WEW gibe weed pls
smoke weed every day
gimme the kush bby!!
>tfw life
nice peep
Pssh
I learnt of a man who fitted security camera systems. He installed the cameras themselves, prominently placed to deter wrong-doers; and he installed the monitoring equipment, hidden away in a back office; and sometimes he also installed screens in public areas so people could see themselves being recorded and know that the cameras were not dummies. He was a good worker - prompt, efficient - and jobs were plentiful. But one day he was contracted to install CCTV in a railway station, and he bolted the cameras to the wall as usual, and he wired up the monitors in the office on platform six, but when it came to installing a public screen in the station foyer, he decided - who knows why? - to introduce a time delay, so that whatever was shown was what had been filmed five minutes earlier. Whenever passengers glanced upwards expecting to see themselves looking at themselves, they found they were ahead of their time, and not there at all.
Some go in an unforeseen accident, a sudden rupture - it was just one of those silly things, one minute he was there and the next he wasn't - and some are spirits who fly by night so that nobody sees them go, but the commuters at that station had slowly faded away before they'd even arrived. They observed their own absence and, missing all connections, became atheist gods, convinced of their own non-existence.
what a dork
>>4264739
At least it wasn't monsters
>>4264739
nigerian I didn't stop reading my book and get on [s4s] to read another fucking novel
im yuji sakai
helo i m ruse cade n i want to say nice dubs: nice dubs
>mfw I will never have a cool personal namefig-meme like other cool namefigs
>>4271057
u can do it bby i beliebe in you
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Furious
every thread deserves a reply
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>>4271003
Furiously nice, I hope.
birds are very important
3D women are very important
https://vine.co/v/eOQadmwMrrJ
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>>4264733
>33
nice
BANTI TBH FAM
