Listen dude: I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k was it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.
You still want to call me "new", friend?
Check your Linux privilege. Not all of us are running it, and your overweening arrogance indicates to *me* that you're rather young, and perhaps aren't being totally honest about making your living the way you do.
>>4095117
dumb frogposter
lol fucking rekt
install gentoo
Thisthread above me is very nice.
>>4094888
well tripled
What about the one above you now?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4094911
nice dubs
shh every one we are about to observe nature at its finest as the red crested hawk is about to pounce on the unsuspecting squirrel and eat it!
>woah that's totallychingchang!
the hawk is going in for the kill any minute now
r8 this bred friends
>>4093683
10/10, would totally make a peanut butter jelly and pepperoni sandwich out of that bread and eat it!
>>4093683
[alt-225] [alt-225] [alt-30]
[alt 30] [alt 225] [alt 30]
>>4093683
if it's whole wheat bread, then 10/10.
if white bread, would break it up and feed it to the birds. 8.5/10 as bird food, 3/10 as human food.
*farts*
gross.
>>>/3/
>>4092576
>cute butte
>cute feets
>cute boobes
>cute grile
>cute fart
nice
im gonna fuc that butt
I'll be good to her at first
Pat her head, talk to her kindly, provide her the fidelity and comfort like I'm her real 'guardian'
When the time comes... when I finally get sick of that little play when I no longer feel the fantasy of having a cute irl loli around, I'd wake her up in the middle of night, bang her right in the face, spit on that little blue eyes, knock her down with my deadly low-kick and commence the rape my dick has waited for some more than 89days.
While pushing my rape machine in and out i'm a bit worried though i know It's safe to cum inside cuz this bitch dont menstruate. I punch her soft belly with my adamant fist, shredding further what's left of the little womb my piston has already rekt. bgm of her desperate scream to survive is quite enjoyable, but it makes me little sad knowing that her little wish wouldn't come true.
>>4092237
really? idk man i could understand a stupid goofy dog.. y'know, givin it a good few punches in the snout now and then... mmm... i ... i dont wanna finish this post anymore it reminds me of how i actually did that a handful of times how can i repent for that awful awful thing i did i would never do it to a cat or anything
As I fuck like a dirty dog I realize the little pussy has torn out to pieces and the crimson blood was all over my stiffy junk and on the marvelously white thigh of this little whore. The beautiful contrast of colours were breathtakingly alluring and provocative, partly because of the odor of blood and sweat from my little angel. Oh, not anymore I suppose? I guess I just broke her wings did I? I pulled out my cock and punched the gruesome cunt again with all my strength to confirm that i did.
awoo
Awoo~
I wanna pet the awoo
pls love the awoo
awoo~
stupid frogposter
>>4094571
Dumb frogposter
you save your level and you name it with cursing words , must be deleted INMEDIATELY
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4093695
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NINTENDO WHY YOU DELETED MY MARIO MAKER LEVEL? REEEEEEE
Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Outlook good
Lick my sweaty toes, loser.
Only washed :<
>>4093147
>loser
not with that attitude ms anime! If you want your sweaty toes licked then you will treat me with respect
>>4093147
put your vagina clothers on plase hhahaha anime is wewird lol
cowe
inb4 gavin mcgayness ruins the thread
>>4092688
>8
du
>8
bs
That is in every way a squirrel
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>>4092056
timedubs
oystere
>>4090656
>oystere oystere 01/17/16(Sun)15:16:38 No.40906
>>oystere
>oystere
oystere
________
not really :^)
Go back to 9fag with your shit
>>4094922
Welcome newfriend. Check your privilege or kindly fuck off.
>>4094902
Here's my new meme I created from you're image.
I call it, "That Anus" Lad.
Your fortune: Average Luck
this is SFW board
not anymore
>>4093978
OH MY GOD
