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What a miserable life for me, unfavored by nature. God wills me a lonely life without love because I am bad and the universe would be better off without me. I have tried to go against him and prove him wrong by living differently but he always stops me. I am doomed to the cycle.
Life is really worth living for me. Good food and the woods, but I am so tired and I have to work a double down at Ridge tomorrow. Its a joyless place. My niche in society is that of a human cow, or maybe a horse if this was Animal Farm. I enjoy the cheap food I am given and am thouroughly satisfied by netflix. Maybe the farmer will throw me a nice cow to make calfs with so that he can continue to have cows after I am dead, but I feel that somehow I have angered him.. I kept too much milk for myself. Those of us without nikes are slaughtered without mating.
But there are doves around who make beautiful songs, and I can hear them through my toiling. How I would love to be like them, to woo the hen at morning. Their eyes I hear are sharp enough to see well past the mountains. For them the farmer has built houses and even sparkly fountains.
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>>4596252
Some nigger verify this isnt pasta? I give too little a fuck to do it mself
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WELCOME TO /b/ 2.0!!! THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE A TOTAL DICK FUCKNUGGET 24/7 WITHOUT ANY REPERCUSSION! HERE YOU CAN UTTER SUCH PHRASES AS, "Shit in my mouth, senpai" AND "There is no imperical evidence that the holocaust actually existed" AMONG MANY OTHER TERRIBLE THINGS! DO YOU HAVE A STRONG URGE TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS AT ALL TIMES? GOT THAT NAGGING ITCH TO MAKE ANTI-SEMETIC REMARKS AT A JEWISH PRESCHOOL? DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO GET A NEW ONE FOR THE TEAM AND I AM NOT SURE IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN THE POSITION OF A NEW ONE FOR THE TEAM? COME ON DOWN TO /b/ 2.0 AND SHITPOST U R WHOLE LIFE AWAY TODAY! FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU DICK SNIFFING BABY RAPER!
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>>4596252
Damned be those without Nikes

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the jurys out but he still h8d de jewe and that was not nice
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>>4596901
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>>4596906
two
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>>4596901
I didn't know Bury was leader of the Third Reich. I guess you learn something new everyday!

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When will this persecution of foxes end
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>>4596873
Well, nevar.
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>>4596873
Well, nevar.
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Furries are mentally ill and should be cured with bullets.

I think that fat faggot with the catfish is a lost kid on his way home to /b/.

Safe travels kid, your parents are worried :)
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>>4596610
i think he's great i hope he keeps posting here
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>>4596714
Whoa catfish faggot you forgot to fill in your name! What if somebody thinks you're someone else?
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>>4596610
>>4596740
i too enjoy fat faggot with catfish being here, does your bumbum hurt for some reason?

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fat ducke lol
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>>4596604
QUACK
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that is a cute chicke but is not ducke THIS is ducke
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>>4596627
is swane

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
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this is what happens when you hold in your farts.
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whoa not that far back
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now let me start off by saying i am NOT gay. you may think that i am gay on account of all the men i sleep woth. but i must reiterate, i am NOT gay.

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le spaghet lass
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if you film some1 ating spagetti the whole bowl then play it backwards real fats it look like they are thoewing up womr slol
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>>4596477
wtf I hate spaghetti now
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>>4596477

Dubz

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Your mission is to make a meme out of this.
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>>4596257
No nigger fuck you lmao
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>>4596261
Ha, Gayyyyyyy
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>>4596257
fag thunder shit

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â–²
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I did it :D
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>>4596028
W H A T ◀◀◀
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T did you do?
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>>4596028
le googly eye merchant
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he l p
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jebub
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jesus is annoying

commencing annoying jesus dump
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sattun is superior powerful
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>>4596733

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Jeebub
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>>4595759
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>>4595955
You're spoiler is checking you're dubs XD
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>>4595959
holy shit lmao
>595959

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spaghetti girl
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>>4595721
mods pls sticky
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pls do not viewwwwww
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>>4595775
i looked, i regret nothing

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Whats /s4s/ listening to?

New York NY - Chronic future
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>>4595572
it's [s4s]
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1. [s4s] (esfores or sesfores or esforce is also fine)
2. Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie
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>>4595572
this guy at the mo to be tbh https://youtu.be/O_N-9p3IBes
(most recently, music wise, jungle)

>Thatcher's revenge from beyond the grave
quote from link above
also, nice to see someone using my oc


Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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cowe
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cowe
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cowe is better than doge
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dude karen lmao
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lol nice dub

i lmaoed by the by
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>>4595377
nice dubs dude haha i love Karen

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4595377
he actually did it, the absolute madman

also, dubs

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