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I would put this shit on /r9k/ or /b/ but you guys are less faggots

So -
Girl asks my height
I tell her that I'm 5"11
She is 5"7
>'Hehe anon, I like tall guys'
I am actually 5"8 and 3/4

Am meeting up with her soon

Wat do
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>>>/r9k/
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>>4392047
I was given a two day ban for mocking them lol

#noregrets
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Just go with the classic pickup line

"I may be short but I got something that would compensate for that *wink*"

Then show him your Ferrari

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Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4392002
Hello.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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anyone got some rare 3DWANI pictures? :3
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>>4392002
i want to eat those eyebrows

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and so I made these gifs with this song over it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=nkimBwFa02c
the gmm vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_PZUMwiaxk&feature=youtu.be
2mb limit is a shit
shrinking these was tedious but fruitful/I'm happy
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let's draw some thing
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>->o
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Okay
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What do you want?

i fuckeng luv smug fox
intense passionate affection for the sexy biutiful foxy boy
hot DAMN i wanna fuqq his brains out!!!
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Dude.

Me 2

Lol
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>>4391433
Lol
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he got me soaking

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Your fortune: Average Luck
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oh shit waddup
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>>4391396
oh shit waddup
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U ALL SOOPID, U NEED 2 CHEK 4TUNE AS WELL
oh shit waddup

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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lol
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>>4391397
Daaamn dawgh
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>>4391392
wait a minute...

is that a snake? in a COURT?

what's going on?

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why do people continue to post unfunny porn on [s4s]. it's not funny, it's not ironic, it's just generic shit that should be redirected to >>>/h/ and >>>/hc/. sersly guise
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Yill kourself.
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>>4391362
Agree wholeheartedly.
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BUMPING THE TRUTH

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Too much frog on board
Post not frog here
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>>4391328
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>>4391343
I bet you're OP, fucking fag
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>>4391343
>>4391346
Guys don't be mean in my thread :^(

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smoothe
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>>4391234
huh
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smoothe shirte
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>>4391234
nice

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o shit waddup
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Fuck off
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>>4391232
o shit waddup
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>>4391232
>In the end there was nothing you could do, your dick fall off and it hurt a lot, no matter how much you screamed "o shit waddup" there was nothing that could fix it, you had to live the the rest of your life dickless.

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lkmao
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>>4391038
next time good old bean Hahah HAHAAHAHA AOSds
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>>4391039
end my suffering please someone one dear fuck

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>4391040
it is known. thank you kind fortune I give you my life.

only the power of trips canm save me now

this is the special fish. reply with "thank you special fish, i am truly blessed" and good and special things will come to you.
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>>4390981
i do not particularly feel like typing that exact thing but i do appreciate the texture of the fidge you have posted. it look like a sour gummy , yom
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>>4390992
please type it please
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>>4390981
Dat fishie's a real mongo jongo eh lads

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>>4390894
fuck off mama hipster mom is like... waaaaay sexier then you tbh
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>>4390894
Liter 'a cola
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>>4390900
>90900
#whoa

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Well, [5a5]?
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I get it. I got this pic, and it's good. This thread has everything. This is the only thread I'll ever need.
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>>4390882
Agreed duuuude!!!!
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>>4390882
Until it gets archived 2bh ;_;

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