Alright let's get this over with.
2016 incoming, I need help.
I've been seeing a girl for 5 months now, we fell in love with each other despite the fact that she has a boyfriend.
Everything is magical and we do love being together and more, we are a fun couple.
She's been with her boyfriend for 6 years now she is unhappy because he treats her bad.
She is telling me she can't break up because this guy will kill himself and she can't do this to him.
She said she needs more time.
I'm confused,...
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>>4041386
I'm leaving my house just to go to work, I don't know shit about social stuff but it looks like she is holding you as a backup if something goes wrong with the first one. I just don't trust people.
>>4041386pull on your big boy pants and kill him
but don't get caught
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4041540
I don't think i'm her back up because she can have anyone, she is really hot. She just have to go out for 10 seconds and a guy will hit on her.
When it's yourmeme's birthday.
#justwojakthings
>>4041288
happy day you got doubles for it
good hashcode
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4041288
Smug Zone is back?!
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
#fortune
ass
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4041253
sloof
>>4041255
nice digits
exploding farts (in a butt)
Which meme has the deepest lore?
>>4041214
le millenom girl
Snek court
After all, what is the Snek in court for?
What crime did he commit that was so horrible he ended up there?
So many questions left unanswered, it truly becomes the deepest meme
>>4041224
the snek is the judge of this guy! because this guy is wearing a hat! LOL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
Say it with me
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
wat
is
goie
on!!!!?
>>4041192
>some guy sees a black guy pulling out his phone
>he thinks it's a gun
>he runs to the intercom pressing the button over and over like an idiot
>he thinks they're ignoring him
>they literally cannot hear anything if you keep mashing the button
>he runs to the back of the train to try again
>passengers...
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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
cowe
Listen, I know you fucking idiots think you're being really """"""funny"""""" with your memes and shit but you'd literally have to be fucking blind not to see that what OP posted is a fucking PIG now a COW (not cowe LOL I SPELLED IT LIKE A RETARD AM I COOL AND IRONIC xDDDDDDD...idiot).
Seriously, it doesn't even look like a fucking cow. Do you idiots know what a cow looks like? Well, maybe not, but unlike you bunch of retards I actually worked on a farm when I was younger and I was around cows...
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>>4041195
haha nice
burgen
>>4041145
bumpen
WOW! I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THIS MEME! SAVED!!!!!!
how do we expand on "burgen" the meme
It needs a reply like 'with pickles xD?' or 'Hey man dat aint MY burgen'
lol
Kid Icaruse
>>4041140
kid icecruse
Brilliant first post,op!
le kawaii beare
Chiken
>>4041100
I like kawaii beare
>>4041100
>>4041133
nice double digits guys keep it up
hi i am china forgive my english
i learn how to be a rapist like eminem and have a rapist name is le rape man
but i still help? i dont know how to be good at rape song
my rhimes are bad and short and dont know to make
i am still a study so i known nothing
so please agian
help a china
help a chinese to rape a song good and fast like eminem
last thread is 404
>>4039508
i want to thank the rapist guy for learning me how to rape
>>4040865
I kekt.
>>4040867
You're welcome, bubby! I can'tnot wait to heard what raps you maked!
Guys I haven't gotten a single reply today. Please reply to this thread! ;_;
>>4040355
I'm replying to the dubs NOT you ok?!
>>4040355
i'll reply to those dubs and those boobes
after all, boobes are natures dubs
>>4040355
reply
maaaaannn...fuck
test
>>4040060
▲
▲ ▲
>your turn, faggots
>>4041610
Who are you quoting?
Hi guys my name is Morglin, and I'm a biscuit. I maybe like anime. maybe not.
>>4041600
Hi morglin. thanks for using my OC. also nice dubs
>>4041613
:^)
hello reddit
Your fortune: Godly Luck
You dun it buddy