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HE
REACHES FOR A BOOK ALL BOUND IN LEATHER
SOMETHING THAT HE KNOWS HE'S NEVER READ
AND THE FIRST PAGE SAYS "BEWARE, YOU'VE FOUND THE ANSWER"
THE NEXT ONE SAYS "I WISH THAT YOU WERE DEAD"
DONT GO ON
PUT IT BACK
YOUR READING FROM THE BIIIIIIBLE BLACK
>>4447386
forgot image
>>4447374
wth this looks like childrens attire
What does /s4s/ think of MemeCenter
funnyjunk > memecenter
Who fucking uses that site anymore
ass
Your fortune: Godly Luck
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.
Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.
You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.
I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me
Would you a Steven Pinker?
1. Madame President Hillary Clinton
2. Madame President Hillary Clinton
3. Madame President Hillary Clinton
4. Madame President Hillary Clinton
5. Madame President Hillary Clinton
Madame President Hillary Clinton
We cannot allow a Trump presidency
go away /pol/ no one cares
not even amerifats care
>>4447320
back to pol trumpkin
wow
>>4447296
LE FUNNY MEME XD
Howdy boys, I'm new in town.
I'm lookin' for a cerealel moorderer, goes by the name of Crayfishe. Maybe you heard a' him, he's a real mean sucker. Killed Pepe in Tuscon, and been on the run ever since, leavin' a trail of bodies every where he goes.
He's a dangerous feller, so if you do see him, don't I repeat DON'T approach him unless you want a claw in your gut before you can yelp, "tarnation!" Just slip away all quiet like an' come find me. I'll take good care of him.
Well that's about...
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Heres a poster with his mean mug on it. Its says Dead or Alive, but I guarantee you there ain't no man alive can't take Crayfishe any way but dead. Remember, if you see him, just stay clear and come find me.
never seen 'im
>>4447261
No worries. Partner! I'll take this dirty scoundrel down with these here dubs!
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Don't do it! I've tried it myself to see if it works and IT DID!
I don't want anyone else to die ... NIT TODAY!
>>4447262
important safety message
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4447262
But I don't know how to nit ;_;
Your fortune: Godly Luck
could this ever be a meme?
according to my research it already is
wildy
woah sexy
9/10
why wont anyone else rate ops gf?
I'm a little jealous tbh
cue harassment
>>4446829
don't 4get to check fortune newfriend!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4446829
hi this is a nice board
>>4446829
Welcomebb
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Worship the penis
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good thread up you go
>>4446820
Diglett was my favourite pokemon when I was a kid.
>>4447755
nice digits
Your fortune: Bad Luck
THAT FEEL WHEN
It really hurts to be honest
Hello
Is it >>4446769 , you're looking for?
(y
>>>/b/685855555
NICE DIGITS PHARAOH
>>4446735
>5
wew lad :^)
>>4446735
that thread is nuts
>>>/b/685888888
NOW THAT'S JUST SILLY
it real TRUMP hours yall
if u up hit dat (YOU) BUTTON !!!
o shit waddap!
