>>4447929
I had a nice fap

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>>4447929
>"GET OUT OF MY CHAIR YOU BARE MORTAL FAG!!!!"

you have very nice bobes mr. riko-chan-san

>>4447881
Yeah. Bring in the 9gag memes.

is it an Italian sausage? like joey salads?

>>4447890
Joey Salads likes Salad

I love it.

>>4447854
Gai fiery

Gay fire

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1st

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>>4447592
The bearys are too big to be on such a small island!
How do they sustain themselves? Don't they need to eat?
Is this island so well adapted to serve as a beary habitat that the palm trees or whatever they would eat just grow back instantaneously?
YOU HAVE POSTED AN IMAGINATION IGNITING THREAD AND I MUST HAVE ANSWERS, OP

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4447607
photosynthesis

I used to masturbated onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.

Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.

You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.

This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.

I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me

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>>4447447
wow

17

imagine sliding your benis between the little one's mouth and the big one's wet naked tits :DDDDDDD

>>4447417
>>4447424
Dude, they're, like, fifth graders. That's, like, not cool and not okay, man.

>>4447441
2d girls don't work like that

>>4447283
nice meme

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4446851
i don't get it

mom showed my dad and i this meme and i chortled

>>4446873
Mommy still packs yr meems fr u? How cude

>>4446573
never forget xD

>>4446585
forget wat

>>4446573
IS THIS LOSS?

get thee hence nerd

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>>4446015
not all 3d girls are the smelly type

Furred 2d women > 2d women

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bump

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Rare photo of swaglord in blackface
Please don't reproduce without permission

Where do u find swaglord pics? I wanna stalk him :)

anne frank

anne frank

anne frank

you're not funny and you rely on "identity" to make your non-jokes work

>>4447948
that's not Lolo

>>4447950
did I say it was

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anime is GOOD you shouldn't let sissy anime posters ruin it for you ! okay for example heres my list of good anime:

End of Evangelion
uh


,

shit i dont really know any more

I guess hokuto no ken is good but thats only if you're a dude so you may accentuate the DUDE FEELS poor juza u ended up like those clouds :S

>>4447878
I don't even hate anime that much. I actually don't really care. It's just the memes that take over my life :(

>>4447882
imo watching anime is fine. just dont shove that fact in everyone's faces.

that's what people who dont watch anime hate.

>tfw no one checks your dubs cuz they're too busy being sissy fags

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>>4447800
nice dubs

>>4447851
delete this pic, if you're so great