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You wake up in Keksandra's body, fully clothed, in the 4chan world
What do you do?
>>4455984
turn 180 degrees and moonwalk out
Collect the maximum amounts of jizz allowed.
>>4455984
Literally lol my face off
Chaika On The Front Page!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4450099
The Goodman® GSX13
>R-410A environmentally friendly refrigerant
>Energy-efficient scroll compressor
>High-pressure switch
>Copper tube/enhanced aluminum fin coil
>ARI Certified
>>4450109
Thanks, Mr. Salesman, but I don't really need another outdoor refrigerator now. Sorry!
>>4450099
Doubles!
And a Chaika thread?
How wonderful!
Your fortune: Average Luck
it's time for another ~~~~~Karen~~~~~~ thread
god save the queen
>>4453629
kimpatsu...........
>>4453629
yay!
Yeah! Karen thread!
Yandere gf psl proesdn
>>4446535
quantum physics
>>4446535
There is literally nothing wrong with racism and sexism. The relative lack of it will end Western Civilization. Universalism is a moribund, unsupportable, extinction-attracting ideology.
>>4446546
shut up and hit this
Hello! I am Wayne Coyne from the very successful psych-rock band The Flaming Lips. Feel free to ask me anything!
>>4452485
Hi, Wayne! What inspired you to start The Flaming Lips?
ANIGI !
are you the blues clues guy?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Guys, I'm sad. And I know I said I was going back to sleep. I got on the archive and did some screenshots of some of this "person"'s posts. I know some of you lot will say, oh it's 4chan, persistent identity and whatnot, and I agree. I can just choose a different name if I so wish. My issue is that this person will just take whatever name I choose. And they are rude. They are rude and are doing this presumably to make me feel bad. Or something. I don't know what motivates this person.
Pic related contains only some of their posts from the past...
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And additionally, I made polite requests several times, and they were worded politely with pleases and thank yous, to please stop. These were ignored. That in itself is IMO rude. Other impersonators have occasionally said that they'd like to use the name, which I don't mind as long as they aren't going to be complete asshats. But cade has been ignoring me when I ask him to stop.
I know I'm taking the joke board to seriously but what the heck is wrong with this person anyway?
>>4453883
what the hecks wrong with this person *points @ u*
>>4453866
good dobel
idk what to do about it, maybe just have some chamomile tea and sleep on it
LE VAMPIRE FACE >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F
nice
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4451892
im undergoing muscular degeneration from bedlock due to funposting
also posted here for reference: >>>/b/686172847
GUYS ON 4CHAN [S4S] WHY IS THE WHERE IS THE #HASHTAG #FUNCTION ON THE WEBSITE 4CHAN.ORG.COM? I DON'T WHERE IS IT? DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE IT DOES?
ALSO I BROUGHT YOU A CAT PICTURE FOR PAYMENTS BECAUSE I FIGURED HEY YOU'RE THE INTERNET AND YOU'RE LOVING THE CAT PICTURES YOU'LL EAT THAT SHIT UP MMM-MMM GOOD. BUT YEAH WHERE'S THE HASHTAG #WTHT?
ALSO HOW DO I FORTUNE 500?
balls
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just type fortune in the comments box at the end of your post like this
#fortune
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
In this thread, we attempt to get the most consecutive same fortunes possible. Post only with fortune. Posts without fortune will be ignored.
Current goal: I think around 5 is pretty good and coll
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4451133
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4451133
Nice doubles! Let's do this!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4451139
Damn, already off by 1 let's keep trying
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
NAMEFIGS GET OUT!!!!!
>>4454888
nice trips, checked
>>4454899
I'm not checking your doubles get out!
You mean 'get out there and show them you can do it, you're a beautiful person inside and out and I believe in you, go out there and conquer your dreams and them come back here and tell us all about it in a blog post'?
I'm only happy when I'm high, otherwise I feel miserable 24/7.I just wanted to share that with you, thanks.
dud drugs r4 shmugs irl tbh
Update: happy on drugs and alcohol.
>>4454778
no wonder, you aren't even anglo
AAAHH! Don't cum inside me!
It's not a safe d--*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGE*
STOP!
mmm relazx. can't undo it but you can enjoy it the second time with no worried.
*cums in you*
>>4443910
Cumming inside is the most natural and pleasurable way to cum and being impregnated is a wonderful feeling. You should embrace your womanly fertility and accept my seed. Don't worry I will take responsibility
wew
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I have never visited this board before. Wtf is it supposed to be? Less hardcore /b/, less annoying /soc/ with a taste of /R9K/?
Pic not reated.
>>4453562
u wouldnt understand
>>4453562
it's the shitposting board
>>4453566
Can i check your dubs here?
Hey S4S, am I hot?
>>4450309
I dunno, do you feel hot? Maybe you should use a thermometer.
Cool pic btw lol!
>>4450309
the tattoo and piercing ruin your body, its a sin to ruin your body like that
>>4450309
I'd do big cums
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
