taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
wow, this is a long week
like 3 years long or something
>>4453615
good meme, good announcement
wanna cum on the foxes face
>>4453608
fuck off already furry trash
>>4453657
god you're horrible, faggot. typical underage s4sgoing shithead. standard-issue dumbfuck. another miserable pissant without the slightest clue as to what a blessing the foxe has been and is being upon the world. doesnt understand the indelibly cherished impact this gleaming, distinguished beautiful being has had on the planet at large. of course garbage posters like this aren't keen to look into that, either. they're hard-wired to yak up the same old memes til they just aint funny no more, so their opinions are natural extensions of the omnipresent /b/tards latest propaganda efforts put forth to salvage scrap flesh from their increasingly irrelevant carcasses. like fucking clockwork. you LOSER ass, go to hell
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!! CARRY ON READING OR U WILL DIE EVEN IF YOU LOOKED AT THE WORD WARNING!!!!!!!!1
ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED CLARISSA, SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND SHE LIVED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, BEACUSE SHE KILLED HER MUM AND DAD.
SHE GOT SO BAD SHE STARTED TO KILL ALL THE STAFF IN THE HOSPITAL SO THE GOVERMENT DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA WAS TO GET RID OF HER SO THEY SET UP A SPECIAL ROOM TO KILL HER, AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE BUT IT WENT RONG THE MACHINE THEY WERE USEING WENT WRONG. AND SHE WAS SAT THERE IN AGONY FOR HOURS UNTILL SHE FINALLY DIED.
NOW EVERY WEEK ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH SHE RETURNS TO THE PERSON THAT READS THIS LETTER, ON A MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 SHE KREEPS INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLS YOU, BUT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SLOWLY CUTTING DIFFRENT PARTS OF UR BODY THEN WATCHES YOU BLEED TO DEATH IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE BY MIDNIGHT SHELL BE COMEING TO KILL YOU! SEND IT SO SHE HAS ANOTHER LOAD OF PEOPLE TO GET AND FORGETS ABOUT YOU DONT BELVE ME HEY?
EXAMPLE 1: JENNY DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE 2: TOM ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE 3: JOEANNA SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!! CARRY ON READING OR U WILL DIE EVEN IF YOU LOOKED AT THE WORD WARNING!!!!!!!!1
ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED CLARISSA, SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND SHE LIVED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, BEACUSE SHE KILLED HER MUM AND DAD.
SHE GOT SO BAD SHE STARTED TO KILL ALL THE STAFF IN THE HOSPITAL SO THE GOVERMENT DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA WAS TO GET RID OF HER SO THEY SET UP A SPECIAL ROOM TO KILL HER, AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE BUT IT WENT RONG THE MACHINE THEY WERE USEING WENT WRONG. AND SHE WAS SAT THERE IN AGONY FOR HOURS UNTILL SHE FINALLY DIED.
NOW EVERY WEEK ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH SHE RETURNS TO THE PERSON THAT READS THIS LETTER, ON A MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 SHE KREEPS INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLS YOU, BUT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SLOWLY CUTTING DIFFRENT PARTS OF UR BODY THEN WATCHES YOU BLEED TO DEATH IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE BY MIDNIGHT SHELL BE COMEING TO KILL YOU! SEND IT SO SHE HAS ANOTHER LOAD OF PEOPLE TO GET AND FORGETS ABOUT YOU DONT BELVE ME HEY?
EXAMPLE 1: JENNY DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE 2: TOM ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE 3: JOEANNA SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN
also, rip in pieces jenny, tom, and joenna. our fallen keyboard angels. without you, who knows what would've happened?
>>4453540
This gag of using way too many silly words to describe something is attempted by thousands of people every day, and simple probability suggests the joke may even one day land.
>>4453540
This gag of using way too many silly words to describe something is attempted by thousands of people every day, and simple probability suggests the joke may even one day land.
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>>4453381
dumb frogposter
>>4453388
i hope you're all being ironic. any time i see someone talking crap about the pepe on this board i have to wonder if they are serious. and then i realize they very well might be. i'm usually good at gauging levels of irony but i suspect there aren't any here.
bro-- you're a fucking fool. you're the dumb one. a successful comic panel becoming a meme and captivating the website is not dumb. a prominent creation that calls for strong borders, putting an end to the ridiculous illegitimate influx of ugly uneducated normalfags pouring into our website, for more competent crossboard funposting, for hilarious edits that get made everyday, is not dumb. it's unbridled creativity and unapologetic high-quality meme making. it's dumb that we would have an anti-lewd post, and later, a lewd anime thread getting massive praise. it's dumb that we would have an anti-frogpost, and later, a thread praising spidermanbutt or millenom girl. it's a joke that people continue to support the globalist anime shitpost machine. those are the demons. those are the devil. you've got to step back and wonder why 4chan doesn't have it in for these criminals like they do Pepe. but you don't. you take it at face value. hating pepe is cool among the know-nothing shitpost legion. and you haven't thought into why that is at all. you're just buying into the narrative, wholesale. and it's honestly disgusting. pissants
>>4453390
rude tbh
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!
>>4453248
Jesus, forgive me.
>>4453248
did I do that?
>>4453261
Yes
Hey there, nonny~
Come here~
Get out, kid. Stop stealing other boards clothes.
>>4453230
I'm not steeeeealing, we're swapping~
Maybe I'll slip into /d/'s clothes~
>>4453235
Why this obsession of trying other clothes?
they got plaid
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4453209
Who is this pseudo-mia wallace? I like.
>>4453209
they got plad
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4453217
say it phonetically strong mouth
Your fortune: Bad Luck
when someone replies to me these are the faces I make
>>4453099
checking my own dubs too while I'm at it
cuck fam sjw
triggered
>>4453102
go to bed, kid
>>4453120
im here to fug
mah boi, YOU MUST DIE!
>>4453047
*dodges all you're bulleks Matrix-style*
>>4453047
im gril
>>4453047
DINNER
>>4453044
Don't be sad friend, you got dubs
>>4453044
dubs tep
>>4453044
why are you sad?
>Be me
>17
>Really like this girl
>we text a lot
>she talks about her problems
>I listen
>this goes on for awhile
>have a field trip for music classes
>go to kings island
>we're in the same group
>hell yeah
>we talk half the time
>usually talk to other friends in the group
>should mention I'm very shy and suck at talking to girls
>eventually we leave
>she sits in front of me on way back
>she turns around in her chair and talks to me the whole way back
>start playing games with our hands
(Mercy,RPS,thumb war,etc.)
>eventually she starts rubbing my arms
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>says my arms are soft
>rubs my arms for the rest of the trip
>I keep making small attempts to hold her hands
>every once and a while I do
>only one of my friends knows I like her
>gonna tell him what we did on the bus
>really excited
>next day about to tell him
>mfw he tells me he asked her out and they're dating
>fml
>>4453008
Who are you quoting?
Why the hell do people keep asking me who I'm quoting? This actually fucking happened you faggots.
>>4453008
whom are u quoting?
https://join.skype.com/ClwpfYbfF8DC
official es for es skype group
this is nice group
>>4452963
Fug off.
goode i like simbiotic relationships with other humans
>join group
>no one talks
nice grope xD
Has anybody on [s4s] had one of these before? As a kid, I always thought they looked cool. But the ice cream truck priced them at, like, $5. I ain't a sucker, I had better ways to spend my meager savings. Recently, though, I saw them in the grocery store. I considered buying some, but decided to consult my friends on /esforce/ before making a hasty decision. Is it worth trying out, or would my money be better spent on some other kind of ice cream treat?
Thanks for your time.
haha you didn't get your ice cream
you could have had a hole box of ice cream bars but instead cucked yourself out of it and came here to spread your misery
no ice cream for you tonite! stores closed!
I haven't had one of those in years, I remember I enjoyed the waffle part but really I was more into micro dots or whattever the fuck they wree called
but really the patrician ass cream is vanillia cone with cherry dip
They are pretty good. Were definitely more expensive than other items in the ice cream truck.
Did you tooted?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>flat chess
>>4452789
this anime looked pretty cute until i saw her brown eyes and realized oh wait only subhumans and witches have brown iris' LOL
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