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*yawn*
>>3931708
mentally challenged anurasubmitter
Daily reminder that Green Tea is by FAR the healthiest beverage on the planet and not only restores fluids but also has numerous health benefits plain old boring water DOES NOT!
1. Green Tea Contains Various Bioactive Compounds That Can Improve Health
2. Compounds in Green Tea Can Improve Brain Function and Make You Smarter
3. Green Tea Increases Fat Burning and Improves Physical Performance
4. Antioxidants in Green Tea May Lower Your Risk of Various Types of Cancer
5. Green Tea May Protect Your Brain in Old Age, Lowering Your Risk of Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s
6. Green Tea Can Kill Bacteria, Which Improves Dental Health and Lowers Your Risk of Infection
7. Green Tea May Lower Your Risk of Type II Diabetes
8. Green Tea May Reduce Your Risk of Cardiovascular Disease
9. Green Tea Can Help You Lose Weight and Lower Your Risk of Becoming Obese
10. Green Tea May Decrease Your Risk of Dying and Help You Live Longer
tl;dr
i agree
>>3931678
LOL u dent ebon got wotor?!
>>3931678
Nice citations, quoting for future use on school projects.
>Daily reminder that Green Tea is by FAR the >healthiest beverage on the planet and not only >restores fluids but also has numerous health >benefits plain old boring water DOES NOT!
>
>1. Green Tea Contains Various Bioactive >Compounds That Can Improve Health
>
>2. Compounds in Green Tea Can Improve Brain >Function and Make You Smarter
>
>3. Green Tea Increases Fat Burning and >Improves Physical Performance
>
>4. Antioxidants in Green Tea May Lower Your >Risk of Various Types of Cancer
>
>5. Green Tea May Protect Your Brain in Old >Age, Lowering Your Risk of Alzheimer’s and >Parkinson’s
>
>6. Green Tea Can Kill Bacteria, Which >Improves Dental Health and Lowers Your Risk >of Infection
>
>7. Green Tea May Lower Your Risk of Type II >Diabetes
>
>8. Green Tea May Reduce Your Risk of >Cardiovascular Disease
>
>9. Green Tea Can Help You Lose Weight and >Lower Your Risk of Becoming Obese
>
>10. Green Tea May Decrease Your Risk of >Dying and Help You Live Longer
cool mole is trapped
YO? What it do what it is!?
LMFAO
>>3931677
Aw no :(
Your dubs will save him surely
Nice dubs
not so cool now
Daily reminder that our bodies are made of 60%, NOT Pepsi or green tea. Maintain the purity and DWN (drinke water nao).
dud3
i agree with ur pic so much
u dun eben kno
>60%
Bokay
what is this?
>>3931606
lamb
i am an illumanati member its an onyion
>>3931613
oh wow
it's a b8 thread with 200+ replies
>>3931590
Bad bait, bro.
it's a redditoad thread
it's a dumb frogposter
Who else
》alcoholic
Here?
just a pothead tbh
Unlearn everything
evolve backwards
hustle in reverse
>>3931524
you're not an alcoholic, you're a person who drinks alcohol
>Be 21
>Girlfriend's 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life
>He's my new coworker at my company
>Find out he has no money, no place of residence.
>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
>Decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now.
>One night, eating out at dinner with wife
>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
>I pop the question to my wife
>She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine
>She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated
>Go home in a fucking rage.
>Throw out all Joe's shit
>Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face
>Eye swells up like a boll of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>In a giant fucking rage now
>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and fucking hightails it out of there
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>3931475
Whom hath thou quoth?
due to my long experience with greentext i read the ending first but thanks for playing
>>3931475
not very professional presentation, and what may the source of these quotes be?
reminter to take a nap zzzzZzZz
piece the puzzle together
>>3931424
OI, you cheeky fookin cunt m8, I sware on me mum's life that will be the last of ya runnin ammuck innit.
>>3931427
r-rude >>>/qa/
I am unironically a pedophile.
What do?
imagine a good childhood
>>3931298
live a good life without molesting children
>>3931298
Realize that pedophilia is bad and a sin, control your urges, realize that it's not your fault that you are like this, don't hate yourself, just live your life, don't ever try to touch children, don't look at them sexually even if you feel excited about it, if you did touch them then don't hurt them anymore and give yourself up to the authorities.
how did we go from this...
...to THIS?
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>3931222
It's a triple, I'm checking it, and I fuggin like it
>>3931222
you ARE NOT cn
>tfw too intelligent to buy into s4s's rhetoric
>>3931126
*downvotes*
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible[s4s]islikethis.
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>3931126
how about ses rhetoric m8
Le wrong side of history face
dat ms paint editing
>>3931080
there is a war coming... a war jim. and i just want to make sure i am on the right side of it.
>>3931082
war against rebbit stfu leslie xDD
Fucking snow. Fucking snow. It's racist towards people in southern england. All you scotland negros getting it but snow be thinking it's too good for everyone else?
Fuck snow. Vote UKIP.
>wanting snow
What's it like being 12?
>>3931092
snow is comfy af
>>3931073
lol what is europe even
