guys i need help. can someone please come up with a witty punchline for a joke i started but cant finish? :^) it goes
"a woman, a jew, and a talking dog walk into a bar. the bartender says"
thats all i have so far please help me. do not ask why i need this or how i started this please
help support advice guidance assistance
hi
>>3997003
yes hello i need someone clever to finish a joke for me. can you help?
>>3997008
what
What the fuck is this board about?
Also if my post number is >>3996263 Ill an hero
>>3996963
>What the fuck is this board about?
i don't know anymore, but i keep coming back every day anyway
>>3996963
f*ck<
Rude.
The problem is, OP,
floop byrd
floop byrd
BANTI A N T I
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>>3996795
floop byrd
Im going to perform some improvised live music for anyone who cares to watch listen probably for an hour or so.
Starting in just a few minutes.
UR GAY
>>3996713
lol
bumping for gud tune
>be me
>kill myself
Kek lol
neon genesis hankgelion is my favorite western cartoon
Get in the fucking propane eva hankshinji
Come on dubs!
>>3996622
Fuck trip le dubs :O
Guys I haven't been blogging like I used to and I know how much you've been keeping up with my life. In order to make up for that I present you with this: A thread where I blog and you ask me ama's and I respond at my leisure!
>>3996589
show us you're benis
memes
¿why r u awake?
looking for forgiveness from the people i have been mean towards
Regret and depression, the type of depression that comes after depression, the type that just feels numb :^) I feel like i dont belong on this planet, but maybe i just need time to adjust because i was NEET for so long tbh (to be honest)
it's only 9pm
SES ON THE FRONT PAGE
>>3996553
make sesonline.org your homepage!
>>3996576
BLAIZE
>>3996576
wiggle
Do you like my cat?
looks fuck-able
>>3996521
f*ck-able
there you go :)
now to answer your questions OP
no I do not like you cat and I apologize if ever hinted otherwise, I am a married man and would never think of cheating
you have been approached by MEGA COCK
you will partiularly good luck tonight and also especially if you say something nice to MEGA COCK you will flurish!
mega cock you have nice hair
nice balls mega cocke xd
>>3996499
wow lewd dubs tbh
me in the middle
Demoness anime butte has a particularly distinctive smell and taste, active, "spicy" so to speak. Very empowering and sense-heightening.
I have never understood this "me in the x" thing, where did it come from, who started it?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>3996470
i would like smelly anime butte on my face
In (this) ITT post your pronunciation of wew lad and rate other lads wewing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hOCsef6rv5
>>3996432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RCxEYxYMup
>>3996432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RG0MIdwM12
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08qtd1NcPRd
good night, sweet prince ;_;
>>3996375
swaglord's fucking dead
>>3996375
Terrible night, bitter faggot
I knew the weed addiction would catch up to him one day and he would overdose
i cry evrytiem ;_;
>I only use a namefig to keep track of my posts in the archive
Your fortune: Outlook good
okay
>>3996220
rip diamond emoji
>>3996234
do you still have the dropbox link for that s4s game
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Plan A- Do what you love.
Plan B- Love what you do.
First off you've been holding your beer all wrong. Beer bottles have long necks for a reason. You’re supposed to hold beer bottles by the neck in order to stop your warm hand heating up the cold drink and affecting its cool crisp taste.
People worry too much about what everyone else is doing. Time is better spent correcting your own affairs and being helpful to others. Share the "love of dubs" and remember being nice only annoys the right people but don't eat the yellow snow.
I personally fugging love making lists like the “four kinds of love”, or “six human needs”, or “five steps to financial independence” before breaking up each list into sub-category's and turning it into a story of events to cage the idea on a paper. If you can diagram what you're trying to explain - draw it and make it the front page of your project.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>3996017
Okay.
>>3996017
>bad luck
>>>/trash/
>>3996017
Who is this semen demon?
