Everybooty spam this thread.
*raises spork*
*holds up spork*
the booty rises
$₩Δ₲ τHяeD
The mostest swag.
The sun rose at a snail's pace over and above the horizon, blanketing the world with light and heat. As it slowly made its way up over the Earth, a figure silently walked down the sidewalk in the direction of the local mall. Holding a fold-out sign in her right hand and a handbag over her left shoulder, the woman strolled confidently, her hips bouncing side to side. She brought the brim of her cap down to shield her eyes from the sun. The mild temperature tickled her skin, raising a few penguin plateaus.
Despite the climate, her outfit could have been mistaken for something worn on a summer's afternoon. She wore a vibrant, cute purple dress with a smiling face on the front. It wasn't loose, like most dresses, but the fabric clung tightly to her body, showing off all of her curves. The dress's fabric stretched and moved to allow the woman to move freely, as if she wore Lycra. The cap, black and red in color, was adorned with a little propeller on the top, which spun gently in the breeze. Her feet were clad in black flats made of quilted leather, which barely made a sound as she walked.
As for the woman herself, she could have been mistaken for an angel. Her short, bushy hair resembled the color of chocolate. Each side had a bushy, short pigtail, tied up with green scrunchies. She had vibrant, light green eyes and long eyelashes, a cute blush and an adorable smile which could have stopped a war. Her fingernails were cut to an adequate length and painted a sparkly purple. On her chest was a set of double D's, not kept up by a bra, which allowed them to bounce freely with every footstep. Her bottom was perfectly rounded and on the larger side, jiggling side to side as she walked.
The woman walked past the outside of the mall and rounded a corner, finding the fire exit. There was a security guard next to it, guarding the door from intruders. He stepped in front of the door as he saw the woman.
"No entrance, miss," the man huffed in a deep voice.
She giggled and pulled the sign out from under her arm and showed it to the guard. "Dum-dum, didn't you read the upcoming events?" she asked. The guard read the sign and nodded.
"Ah, you're Keksandra. You can go in," the guard said, opening the fire exit. Keksandra tucked the sign back under her arm and walked down the hall. The fluorescent lights on the ceiling hummed and occasionally buzzed off and on. She turned a few corners, following the signs that lead to the front exit of the mall. After a minute, she was out in the open. To her left and right, lots of shops were still closed. The clock in the middle indicated that it was 7:52am, still eight minutes until opening time. This was enough time for Keksandra to set up.
She walked up to the platforms in the middle of the open, where people would sit down to eat or use their phones. Keksandra folded out the sign and placed it on the ground next to the platform. That was the only boring part of the day. From then on, it would be a lot of fun.
Keksandra took her hat off and placed it down on the ground. She reached under her dress and tugged at the waistband of her panties. She pulled them down and kicked them away, since she wouldn't need them anymore. She pulled up the hem of her dress above her hips, exposing her naked loins to the world. The cool breeze flowing across her crotch made her tremble, feeling the tingle on her genitals.
She pulled her arms out of the dress and pulled the dress down, freeing her breasts. She laid on her back on the platform. Keksandra smiled and stroked her pussy with her fingers. It was a warm-up for the rest of the day as a public slut.
And what did the sign say?
>FREE USE SLUT!
>Because of an agreement
>made by Mayor Hiro and me,
>I will let you fug me all day
>from 8am to 1am! You can
>fug me where you want! Mouth,
>ass, pussy, boobies, or you can
>cum on me! I'm a big public slut
>4u! Women can fug me too :^D
She knew that the birth control pills she had taken would stop her from accidentally creating a child, so Keksandra had nothing to fear.
The clock struck 8, and the doors to the mall opened. She expected to see hundreds men jostling around to get to her, but she was wrong. Only ten men and two women came in. "Lol it's still morning, I'm such a dummy," Keksandra thought. The first man to reach her was a muscly man in a singlet and shorts. He was very tall and very big. Keksandra expected those qualities to exist in his cock as well.
The big man grabbed the girl's legs and lifted them up. "Oh, yeah, your ass is mine, bitch," he growled, pulling down his shorts. Keksandra saw his dick and gasped. It wasn't just big, it was huge! It had to be nine, no, ten, no, twelve inches! And he was going to put it in her ass! She grew excited and very giddy. Another man walked behind her, his penis already exposed. This man was in his thirties and about seven inches long, and he was looking for her mouth.
Keksandra let her head hang over the edge of the platform, turning her world upside down. The man didn't say anything, but simply pressed his penis onto her lips. Keksandra opened her mouth. She expected him to go in slowly, but she felt the man slam his cock straight inside! All seven inches of it filled her mouth and pushed down her throat, creating a visible bulge in her neck.
She wasn't choking in any way, because Keksandra was as smart as she was dank. She had starved herself for the previous day, making sure she was completely empty inside to prevent any accidents. She had also trained herself to get used to the gag reflex, to the point where she could stick her fingers down her throat and hold them there for as long as she wanted. To her, the cock down her throat felt incredible.
The obvious /fit/izen at the other end started to press his massive dick into her butthole. Keksandra shuffled and relaxed. The cock slowly opened her up. She started to moan.
The man was HUGE! Keksandra has never had anything this big before, and she was starting to feel uncomfortable. Her bottom stretched wider and wider, and Keksandra started to feel a bit of pain. He had to be at least two inches wide. Keksandra had never tried anything beyond an inch and a half.
But the man persisted. His girth was fully in, and now he was slowly pushing the rest of his shaft deep into her body. Keksandra felt the penis poke her inside, deeper and deeper, until she felt the ticklish pubic hair on her bottom. The man was inside her, hilted completely. She felt so full.
At the same time, the men started to slam their penises in and out of her. Keksandra had no time to react. The cock in her mouth, covered in glistening spit, slammed deep into her throat. Keksandra's eyes rolled upwards, high-pitched moans coming out of her. The /fit/izen's cock squeezed out of her ass, leaving the girth inside, before it widened her back up again. There was pain, but the pain was good. Her insides were being stretched over and over, giving them no time to rest. It was simply ebin.
Another man climbed up onto the platform and started to lick one of her nipples. It tickled Keksandra, but not as much as when the man's fingers traced down to her pussy and rubbed her clit. Within minutes, the creamy feeling in her pussy brought forth squirts of her juice, covering the /fit/izen's stomach.
The cock in her mouth squeezed as deep as it could and flooded her throat with six pumps of cum. The cum filled up her mouth, giving Keksandra the first mouthful of the day. It was very, very warm and had a creamy texture, but the taste was very, very salty. As he pulled out, Keksandra swallowed the mouthful and took some deep breaths.
The /fit/izen pounding her behind came buckets in her asshole and pulled out very quickly. Keksandra's asshole was opened by an inch and cum was dripping out of it.
"N-next, please," she weakly mumbled.
Wew lad
>>3955340
>tet
tet
>wew
wew
>lad
tet
The domestic Wrinkle Face (Wewius Ladius)
Wesuvius Ladeus
I wish I had an epic kawaii girlfriend...
Too bad I'm ugly and stupid and no girl would ever date me especially one as cute as Toshinou Kyouko
I guess it can't be helped :' )
>>3955232
hey don't think like that you're probably really cute :3 jus b urself fam :^)
>>3955242
no i am a freak
if you saw me irl at whole foods youd probably run away screaming bloody murder
>>3955255
>dubs
post pic or it didn't happen
This board needs more serious discussion.
dubs will say
Your fortune: Good Luck
I'll get Excellent Luck. Debate me.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>3955203
Your opinions are stupid.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
le yellow chinese mp3 boy and le yellow chinese mp3 gril all at once!
me on the right
me on the right
Me in the left
i make le thread
KANKER
Geyser Bastion (deceased) - Humble Cannons [2015] [FULL ALBUM]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht8WEHE0DIo
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>>3954980
hey man cool band nice tunes very nice im adding this into my driving list thanks for the rec dude good shit man nice
>>3955186
>band
it's one singlehanded man named aaron eelis
>Decide to watch watamote
>First 2 minutes is just some retard tumblrgirl talking about wanting to get her pussy pounded
>*theme song comes on*
>RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
>*turn it off*
SHEESH
Did it come with bf?
>>3954943
It never does
>>3954910
tomoko is delusional, thinking she's really in a "me vs the world" sorta story, so the OP matches that
me irl
>>3954893
RUOK?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>3954897
daily reminder
>>3954900
>00
W00
Never forget
>>3954888
I'd never forget those trips lad
>>3954888
now that's an unforgettable
>>3954888
nice trips gip. i'm going to make an [s4s] styled version of that picture
ok will took me 9000 hours
the new queen of [s4s]
>>3954847
thug lyfe
>>3954847
thug lyfe
>>3954847
thug lyfe
¿how u get ur subreddit 2 look like this?
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>>3954808
>tfw no bf
>>3954815
tfw only bloope
4000000 get
>>3954786
so close!
3954790 GET
>>3954790
oh shit
