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Everybooty spam this thread.
*raises spork*
*holds up spork*
the booty rises
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The mostest swag.
The sun rose at a snail's pace over and above the horizon, blanketing the world with light and heat. As it slowly made its way up over the Earth, a figure silently walked down the sidewalk in the direction of the local mall. Holding a fold-out sign in her right hand and a handbag over her left shoulder, the woman strolled confidently, her hips bouncing side to side. She brought the brim of her cap down to shield her eyes from the sun. The mild temperature tickled her skin, raising a few penguin plateaus.
Despite the climate, her outfit could have been mistaken for...
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"No entrance, miss," the man huffed in a deep voice.
She giggled and pulled the sign out from under her arm and showed it to the guard. "Dum-dum, didn't you read the upcoming events?" she asked. The guard read the sign and nodded.
"Ah, you're Keksandra. You can go in," the guard said, opening the fire exit. Keksandra tucked the sign back under her arm and walked down the hall. The fluorescent lights on the ceiling hummed and occasionally buzzed off and on. She turned a few corners, following the signs that lead to the front...
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She knew that the birth control pills she had taken would stop her from accidentally creating a child, so Keksandra had nothing to fear.
The clock struck 8, and the doors to the mall opened. She expected to see hundreds men jostling around to get to her, but she was wrong. Only ten men and two women came in. "Lol it's still morning, I'm such a dummy," Keksandra thought. The first man to reach her was a muscly man in a singlet and shorts. He was very tall and very big. Keksandra expected those qualities to exist in his cock as well.
The big man...
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The man was HUGE! Keksandra has never had anything this big before, and she was starting to feel uncomfortable. Her bottom stretched wider and wider, and Keksandra started to feel a bit of pain. He had to be at least two inches wide. Keksandra had never tried anything beyond an inch and a half.
But the man persisted. His girth was fully in, and now he was slowly pushing the rest of his shaft deep into her body. Keksandra felt the penis poke her inside, deeper and deeper, until she felt the ticklish pubic hair on her bottom. The man was inside her, hilted completely. She felt so full.
At the same time, the men started to slam their penises in and out of her. Keksandra had no time to react. The cock in her mouth, covered in glistening spit, slammed deep into her throat. Keksandra's eyes rolled upwards, high-pitched moans coming out of her. The /fit/izen's cock squeezed out of her ass, leaving the girth inside, before it widened her back up again. There was pain, but the pain was good. Her insides were being stretched over and over, giving them no time to rest. It was simply ebin.
Another man climbed up onto the platform and started to lick one of her nipples. It tickled Keksandra, but not as much as when the man's fingers traced down to her pussy and rubbed her clit. Within minutes, the creamy feeling in her pussy brought forth squirts of her juice, covering the /fit/izen's stomach.
The cock in her mouth squeezed as deep as it could and flooded her throat with six pumps of cum. The cum filled up her mouth, giving Keksandra the first mouthful of the day. It was very, very warm and had a creamy texture, but the taste was very, very salty. As he pulled out, Keksandra swallowed the mouthful and took some deep breaths.
The /fit/izen pounding her behind came buckets in her asshole and pulled out very quickly. Keksandra's asshole was opened by an inch and cum was dripping out of it.
"N-next, please," she weakly mumbled.
Wew lad
>>3955340
>tet
tet
>wew
wew
>lad
tet
The domestic Wrinkle Face (Wewius Ladius)
Wesuvius Ladeus
I wish I had an epic kawaii girlfriend...
Too bad I'm ugly and stupid and no girl would ever date me especially one as cute as Toshinou Kyouko
I guess it can't be helped :' )
>>3955232
hey don't think like that you're probably really cute :3 jus b urself fam :^)
>>3955242
no i am a freak
if you saw me irl at whole foods youd probably run away screaming bloody murder
>>3955255
>dubs
post pic or it didn't happen
This board needs more serious discussion.
dubs will say
Your fortune: Good Luck
I'll get Excellent Luck. Debate me.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>3955203
Your opinions are stupid.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
le yellow chinese mp3 boy and le yellow chinese mp3 gril all at once!
me on the right
me on the right
Me in the left
i make le thread
KANKER
Geyser Bastion (deceased) - Humble Cannons [2015] [FULL ALBUM]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht8WEHE0DIo
▀█▀ █▬█ █ ▄█▀
>>3954980
hey man cool band nice tunes very nice im adding this into my driving list thanks for the rec dude good shit man nice
>>3955186
>band
it's one singlehanded man named aaron eelis
>Decide to watch watamote
>First 2 minutes is just some retard tumblrgirl talking about wanting to get her pussy pounded
>*theme song comes on*
>RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
>*turn it off*
SHEESH
Did it come with bf?
>>3954943
It never does
>>3954910
tomoko is delusional, thinking she's really in a "me vs the world" sorta story, so the OP matches that
me irl
>>3954893
RUOK?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>3954897
daily reminder
>>3954900
>00
W00
Never forget
>>3954888
I'd never forget those trips lad
>>3954888
now that's an unforgettable
>>3954888
nice trips gip. i'm going to make an [s4s] styled version of that picture
ok will took me 9000 hours
the new queen of [s4s]
>>3954847
thug lyfe
>>3954847
thug lyfe
>>3954847
thug lyfe
¿how u get ur subreddit 2 look like this?
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>>3954808
>tfw no bf
>>3954815
tfw only bloope
4000000 get
>>3954786
so close!
3954790 GET
>>3954790
oh shit
