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what is the loudest scream a person can type
>>4606865
AAAAAA
that was approximately about a trillion deciblels u can tell cuz it was in caps.
abcqwgn OK (loudest scream 2016)
Miho's giving birth!
>>4606762
Some educational pictures for the first-timers.
>>4606801
Can you please translate this for me?
>>4606801
Remember, you have to shoot your white pee inside to make the baby!
>>4606808
But it's already translated, senpai.
Alright frens I just got off work so I went by Kroger right and picked up a few things. This wine was in the clearance. Do you see the issue? How the fuck has it spilled over and stained the label when the foil is still on it? My feeling is that they must have overfilled it before putting the cork in. What do u think? Not sure if that's why it's clearance. I just opened it and it tastes fine.
>>4606747
nah what probably have happened was one of the bottle on the crate above it broke and got onto it like that no thing to be scare of
>>4606766
Except that's how it always drips over the label when it's been poured and some runs over. I'd expect breakage to cause more of a random splash so I'm pretty sure that's out of the bottle itself.
>>4606766
Oh and nice dubs
Is it degenerate that I want a gf who enjoys dressing me up in girly clothes and forcing me into having degrading submissive sex where I'm the girl?
Nah
>>4606746
Wow Lew watch your langy bra
S*x
FtFu
Why Pokemon Go is Absolute TRASH
By: Thyme
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.
Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.
Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the...
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>>4606724
Fascinating. Thank you for your insight.
>>4606724
Lol wew lad. We got a lost robot here.
>>4606725
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.
Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.
Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the...
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im new to this board, and so far its like it was fucking made for me holy shit
>>4606695
No one to cry to.....
No place to call home....
>>4606695
wlelcoem
what's your favorite color
>>4606695
*farts in ur mouth*
Lol hi.
*warm moist anime breath*
>>4606691
Lol whoops forgot to fortune
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4606691
Will you be my wife?
>>4606691
*breathes into your breath lewdly*
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>4606635
dont
uh oh
this is why 9/11 happened
AAAAAAA HELP ME S4S there s a spooky storm and I'm gona die since this is nice bord, funpost me into a state of calm plesae !!
Also ITT spoopy storm stories/funposts
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Youre going to die
>>4606582
RIP in peace OP
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4606563
will i get a gf
>>4606563
will a get i gf
#fortune
slippery wet dog poop
>>4606555
VERY bad post being check'd at hihg speeds
>>4606555
epic triples
stinky lil diarrhea diapers
flube
sticky flube now!!!!!!!!1
look at him go
What is she saying ?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Frogs are stupid
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This is nice pogeyman
>>4606326
this is nice i saved it
Welcome, newfriends from /r9k/!
Here is a guide to help you get started on [s4s] posting! enjoy :^)
quality funposting requires an exceedingly comprehensive command of what it takes to make legitimately good posts, and then doing the opposite (or a mixture of good posting guidelines and the opposite).. here are a few that i employ evry day
grammar/writing style:
<abbreviate words: ex "you" => "u"
<use run-on sentences
<use punctuation, inappropriate places
<be redundant with your abbreviations: "in IRL life"...
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>>4606311
nice dubs :^)
>>4606311
>11
>Dubs
Nice
