what is the loudest scream a person can type
>>4606865
AAAAAA
that was approximately about a trillion deciblels u can tell cuz it was in caps.
abcqwgn OK (loudest scream 2016)
Miho's giving birth!
>>4606762
Some educational pictures for the first-timers.
>>4606801
Can you please translate this for me?
>>4606801
Remember, you have to shoot your white pee inside to make the baby!
>>4606808
But it's already translated, senpai.
Alright frens I just got off work so I went by Kroger right and picked up a few things. This wine was in the clearance. Do you see the issue? How the fuck has it spilled over and stained the label when the foil is still on it? My feeling is that they must have overfilled it before putting the cork in. What do u think? Not sure if that's why it's clearance. I just opened it and it tastes fine.
>>4606747
nah what probably have happened was one of the bottle on the crate above it broke and got onto it like that no thing to be scare of
>>4606766
Except that's how it always drips over the label when it's been poured and some runs over. I'd expect breakage to cause more of a random splash so I'm pretty sure that's out of the bottle itself.
>>4606766
Oh and nice dubs
Is it degenerate that I want a gf who enjoys dressing me up in girly clothes and forcing me into having degrading submissive sex where I'm the girl?
Nah
>>4606746
Wow Lew watch your langy bra
S*x
FtFu
Why Pokemon Go is Absolute TRASH
By: Thyme
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.
Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.
Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the biggest reason I hate it. You have people going out and walking around ONLY because of this game. Otherwise, they'd be sitting on their fat asses at home being useless fucks. They walk around with their face buried in their phone like a fucking retard. Once they eventually make contact with another sperg like themselves, they sit their and look at each other like the autistic fucks they are. They may mumble some words between each other, which to them counts as socializing. After they get their stupid fucking pokemon, they drag their semen crusted asses to the next one, huffing and puffing as they go. After a while, they've reached level 5, now they can choose a team! Oh god, this is where it gets autistic. You have these teams becoming gang-like and sperging out on each other in public just like they used to in mommy's basement. The only difference is that other people have to witness this shit. Its disgraceful. And at the end of the day, these fucks are PROUD of themselves. Proud that the only face to face interaction they've gotten in years is from playing some shitty phone "game" and sperging at other faggots playing it.
>>4606724
Fascinating. Thank you for your insight.
>>4606724
Lol wew lad. We got a lost robot here.
>>4606725
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.
Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.
Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the biggest reason I hate it. You have people going out and walking around ONLY because of this game. Otherwise, they'd be sitting on their fat asses at home being useless fucks. They walk around with their face buried in their phone like a fucking retard. Once they eventually make contact with another sperg like themselves, they sit their and look at each other like the autistic fucks they are. They may mumble some words between each other, which to them counts as socializing. After they get their stupid fucking pokemon, they drag their semen crusted asses to the next one, huffing and puffing as they go. After a while, they've reached level 5, now they can choose a team! Oh god, this is where it gets autistic. You have these teams becoming gang-like and sperging out on each other in public just like they used to in mommy's basement. The only difference is that other people have to witness this shit. Its disgraceful. And at the end of the day, these fucks are PROUD of themselves. Proud that the only face to face interaction they've gotten in years is from playing some shitty phone "game" and sperging at other faggots playing it.
im new to this board, and so far its like it was fucking made for me holy shit
>>4606695
No one to cry to.....
No place to call home....
>>4606695
wlelcoem
what's your favorite color
>>4606695
*farts in ur mouth*
Lol hi.
*warm moist anime breath*
>>4606691
Lol whoops forgot to fortune
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4606691
Will you be my wife?
>>4606691
*breathes into your breath lewdly*
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
uh oh
this is why 9/11 happened
AAAAAAA HELP ME S4S there s a spooky storm and I'm gona die since this is nice bord, funpost me into a state of calm plesae !!
Also ITT spoopy storm stories/funposts
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Youre going to die
>>4606582
RIP in peace OP
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4606563
will i get a gf
>>4606563
will a get i gf
#fortune
slippery wet dog poop
>>4606555
VERY bad post being check'd at hihg speeds
>>4606555
epic triples
stinky lil diarrhea diapers
flube
sticky flube now!!!!!!!!1
look at him go
What is she saying ?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Frogs are stupid
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This is nice pogeyman
>>4606326
this is nice i saved it
Welcome, newfriends from /r9k/!
Here is a guide to help you get started on [s4s] posting! enjoy :^)
quality funposting requires an exceedingly comprehensive command of what it takes to make legitimately good posts, and then doing the opposite (or a mixture of good posting guidelines and the opposite).. here are a few that i employ evry day
grammar/writing style:
<abbreviate words: ex "you" => "u"
<use run-on sentences
<use punctuation, inappropriate places
<be redundant with your abbreviations: "in IRL life" "in this ITT" "my MFW face when"
<finish posts with ellipses, even when they are not required...
<use this smiley face: :^)
<misspell contractions and put the apostrophe in the wrong place: ex. "you're" => "yu'oer"
<utilize contractions where you shouldn't: your/you're their/they're/there
humor:
<understand your audience - what they consider hilarious and what they consider lame.. post what they consider lame and pretend that you think it's hilarious
<incorporate many levels of irony
<ironic memes have become mainstream, so be post-post-ironic
posting habits/misc:
<reply to yourself
<ask people who they're quoting
<dont correct your typos before posting
<upload photos with lots of jpeg artifacts, low quality, or very large image size for no reason
<be nice - ppl dont like it for some reason (???)
<use parenthetical asides i guess
<remember the check you're #fortune. it makes the threads colorful :^)
these are just, a few but should get u started on yu'ore way 2 sh*tposting
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4606311
nice dubs :^)
>>4606311
>11
>Dubs
Nice
