Hey ******s,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ******s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Wow hot sister bro
>>4338375
Hey guys, it's my birthday today.
Can we party down in a way I probably won't have time for today?
i hope u die today so u can be an ironic angel in heaven
>>4338365
Dear LoLo,
Have a wonderful birthday. I wish your every day to be filled with lots of love, laughter, happiness and the warmth of sunshine.
<3
>>4338376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6xNRXEKy8
have a good birthday dinner LoLo21 again<3
>black hair
>>4337913
she has blue hair XD
>>4337914
yeah no fucking shit
bad dub
keksandra is wearing pone grills clothes and she looks adorable :3
C U T E
pone will die
They should be wearing no clothes.
ass
>>4336953
LE SHIT NIGGER <3
blasst
Steve
wear this dress
>>4336476spoilerdeez nuts
>>4336478
them nutz
>>4336476
How much is shipping?
*shitposts loudly*
>>4338933
HOT LIQUID ASS
and dubs
>>4338933 (dubs)
Checks loudly
>>4338933
why did you steal my asses boss :^<
Hi. I'm Patrick Masurbateman. I traveled many-a mile to find the centre- no, the nest, the MOTHER SHIP of great dubs, trips, quads and so fourth. Such as "77", and "333"-, and who could forget "0000"?
My secret, (and I can't stress this enough) don't tell ANYBODY, my secret is that I love these digits. I love them too much. Some might call it a fetish. I call it a dark desire. I like to masturbate to these digits.
Please, /s4s/, I need to quit this. It is ruining my life, and I am at constant risk of my friends and family discovering this. If you can give me one spectacular orgasm, I will promise to stop.
Give me your BEST repeating digits.
Yours,
Patrick Masturbateman
I'll see what I can do.
>>4338814
Me too, fine sir. Me too.
>>4338814
You've never been good at controlling your willpower anyway.
r, I had an existence? Did this character is me. This character can convince me like this character can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my idential crisis. When I first saw this character is me. Literally quite funny how similar this character was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character everyday and I was the fictional being me, that's me". I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character. I go outside by side, you can practically me. This character every morning knowing that I've found my ide
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
pls cn this be me irl?
lel
>>4338756
ʎo∩ ⅽowʈʎ wʎ ƨouwʈʎ wʎ ƨouwʈʎ wʎ ƨouʎ ƨouʎ wʎ ƨouwʈʎ wʎ ƨou∩ ⅽowʈʎ wʎ ƨouuʎ wʎ ƨouʎ ƨou ƨou∩ ⅽowʈʎ wʎ ƨou ⅽowʈʎ wʎ ƨouwʈʎ wʎ ƨouʎ ƨouƨououuouʎ wʎ ƨouƨouʎ wʎ ƨou ⅽowʈʎ wʎ ƨouʈʎ wʎ ƨouʎ ƨouʈʎ wʎ ƨouuⅽowʈʎ wʎ ƨou∩ ⅽowʈʎ wʎ ƨouu∩ ⅽowʈ??
There's a board in the site like a big black pit who are filled with people who are filled with shit.
It's called /r9k/
>>4338581
I posted [s4s] for a reason u dumb fuck
>>4338580
lol fucking what? did you wanna maybe rephrase that and post again? nah. nah that's the exact bullshit that went through you head wasn't it? well, defend your dopey self. 'the fuck are you trying to say and what makes this board any worse than your dirtbag homeboard faggot? huh? where you headed when you arrive at 4chan dot org? yea you dont even wanna say do you? what kind of dumbass makes a thread like this ill never know. piss on ya face shit in ya mouth you are like a babby compared to us
Am I attractive?
>>4338334
yes
>>4338335
Really? Are you sesing me?
>>4338334
You are not a very ugly person. Who told you that? Not me I didn't say it out loud.
this place is dead
>>4338257
succ me
>>4338259
don't look
SUCC
Mac Meme Tonight....
Mac'n it
What team are YOU on?
>>4338006
ANIME FOR LIFE
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>4338006
anifrog
>>4338006
NEITHER. BOTH ARE CANCER
JUST JAM IT IN, FUCK MY BRAINS OUT
JAM I OH
>>4337755
you can't make me
