The story of Kalypto Joe.
>it was high time to eat some biscuits
>joe got off his horse and reached for his biscuits
>they were nigh out of reach
"Gosh dangit" said Kalypto as he wiped his hungry mouth with a tea towel.
>he gave another reach into his leather sack and found a small snake that had slithered in
"Probably after my biscuits" joe mumbled
>doctor Ray Twindleweed was with him at the camp he didnt notice he was rambling on about his new flying machine
"...and this flying machine Kalypto. Ugh" he said in pleasure
>i'll be testing it in sidevalley gulch
>did you get the biscuits?
"I reckon this little snake got the same idea"
>doc walked over to the leather bag and examined it on his feet by the campfire
>this snakes venamous alright
>doc leaned over and pulled something out of his butthole.
"Its an anti-venom" twindleweed said with a smirk.
>it was a small veil attached to a chain
"How does Kalypto Joe use this" said Kalypto Joe
>twindleweed got giddy for his new airplane giggled and rode off
>TWINDLEWEED!
>Kalypto Joe threw the snake clear across the river and made haste to Sidevalley gulch
>there was really no time for poor old joe
HOO HAA
1/5
>>4148181
Who are you quoting?
You're in for a treat if you mind my beat
>Joe was lost but in little than no time... a wagon approached
>joe had a thing about this wagon and quite frankly, didnt have time for this either
"You lost Jo- I mean mister" said a woman in the wagon.
"Well you could point me the way" said Joe manicly wiping his mouth with a tea towel
>he was sure he heard his name and this made him nervous
>for the only fame his name gained was trouble
"Just down this road hop in"
>NO
"If your thinking of cutting through the longrass that theres snake territory not even a horse could ride through there...but if you wanna come with u-
>Kalypto Joe clumsly got off his horse and got his foot stuck in the stirrup then fell belly down on the ground
>he quickly picked himself up and started trecking through the long grass
>with some words hollered in the back ground
"Dont worry." said the woman in the wagon to the wagon drive
"Kalypto Joe will soon be dead..."
Part 2/?
Do you wipe sitting or standing?
http://strawpoll.me/6769348/r
Standing is the autism method.
>>4148118
>buying into le sitting jew
>>4148121
most of my jewish friends stand. they're autists.
OH MAN IM UP FOR SOME JUICE
WAIT ONI CHAN
NOT THAT JUICE
NOT YOUR LOVE JUI-
*SPLUUUUURRRTTTTT*
uhh I'm cooming too *SPLURTS in ur mouth*
thanx bby :3
>>4147830
finally someone else to *splurt* with me ;)
>>4147826
incest lol
wtf why do you nerds still play animes?
Anime is real kid
Because he will make them real
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Because you are a shitposter.
Any more like this? I'm having a really hard time find these types of pictures.
That I feel like Im with my people I can say the most offensive shit and people will chant heil hitler with me :) I finally found my people my niggas
I <3 4chan in a gay way (no homo)
>>4146893
How new are you figget
Joined yesterday
Newfag gtfo
Your fortune: Average Luck
please respond fast or i kill myself
Hold on to Jesus Christ.
>>4146891
is this fast enough
Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
Late reminder.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4146803
i was getting worried
>>4146876
don't worry.
OY MO8! OIM ANGRY!
wat happen, dear
haha xdd
Why are you angered , friend?
newfags don't know christopher poole
That's the guy that sucked my Dad's dick officer!
thats the guy who's granddad invented the internet
the text reads: "I really don't see how birds are that important" - Hiroyuki Nishimura
Birds are really important (they're nice and getter than bees too, so what's the ruckus all about? Birds>bees>bears
LE screw bears Xddd)
>>4145708
do you really want this man representing you and this site?
ass
butt
Wut
Steven Pinker = S. Phincter
teacakes
Love it. Great thread as always. 10/10 would read again.
>>4144548
you're wrong this is a shitty thread and an unfunny meme
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD I ZOZZLED...
LETS
>>4141777
nice numbers
TWICE
Emergency reminder that 3D women are NOT important!
My thread 404 'd because I forgot to le bump it! Guest picture!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Don't forget.
>>4159428
[x] reminded
[] not reminded
>>4160243
Good!
