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I want to masturbate, but I'm spent. What do I do now?
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tfw you're already came twice this morning.
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>>4554632
Go to sleep if ur too tired?? I'm in bed rn trying to sleep.
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>>4554636
I am very familiar with that feeling.

>>4554638
That's not a bad idea. I'll probably go to bed "early" today, but when I said I was spent I wasn't exactly talking about being sleepy.

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anus
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>>4554628
sexe
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>>4554628
recumata
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>>4554633
le frické frack

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When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers
And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees
In holy rattlesnakes that fell all around your feet

And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder
And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for

And this is the room one afternoon I knew I could love you
And from above you how I sank into your soul
Into that secret place where no one dares to go

And your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking
And dad would dream of all the different ways to die
Each one a little more than he could dare to try
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I love you Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, I love you, yes I do
I love you Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days
The dogs dissolve and drain away
The world it goes and always waits
The day we are awaiting

Up and over, we go through the wave and undertow
I will float until I learn how to swim
Inside my mother in a garbage bin
Until I find myself again, again

Up and over we go with mouths open wide and spitting still
I will spit until I learn how to speak
Up through the doorway as the sideboards creak
With them ever proclaiming me, me

Up and over we go, the weight it sits on down and I don't know
I will shout until they know what I mean
I mean the marriage of a dead dog sing
And a synthetic flying machine, machine
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What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all round the sun
What a beautiful dream
That could flash on the screen
In a blink of an eye and be gone from me
Soft and sweet
Let me hold it close and keep it here with me

And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
But for now we are young
Let us lay in the sun
And count every beautiful thing we can see
Love to be
In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me

What a curious life
We have found here tonight
There is music that sounds from the street
There are lights in the clouds
Anna's ghost all around
Hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me
Soft and sweet
How the notes all bend and reach above the trees

Oh how I remember you
How I would push my fingers through
Your mouth to make those muscles move
That made your voice so smooth and sweet
But now we keep where we don't know
All secrets sleep in winter clothes
With one you loved so long ago
Now he don't even know his name

What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all round the sun
And when we meet on a cloud
I'll be laughing out loud
I'll be laughing with everyone I see
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all
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Two headed boy
All floating in glass
The sun it has passed
Now it's blacker than black
I can hear as you tap on your jar
I am listening to hear where you are
I am listening to hear where you are

Two headed boy
Put on Sunday shoes
And dance round the room to accordion keys
With the needle that sings in your heart
Catching signals that sound in the dark
Catching signals that sound in the dark
We will take off our clothes
And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your spine
And when all is breaking
Everything that you could keep beside
Now your eyes ain't moving
Now they just lay there in their climb

Two headed boy
With pulleys and weights
Creating a radio played just for two
In the parlor with a moon across her face
And through the music he sweetly displays
Silver speakers that sparkle all day
Made for his lover who's floating and choking with her hands across her face
And in the dark we will take off our clothes
And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your spine
And when all is breaking
Everything that you could keep beside
Now your eyes ain't moving
Now they just lay there in their climb

Two headed boy
There is no reason to grieve
The world that you need is wrapped in gold silver sleeves
Left beneath Christmas trees in the snow
And I will take you and leave you alone
Watching spirals of white softly flow
Over your eyelids and all you did
Will wait until the point when you let go

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selfie for the boys
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>>4554358
but they are both boys
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>>4554358
i'm gonna marry both these cuties!
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>>4554367
me too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwTUVW4ESX4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeVnt_JwBsE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSFyHxFIJFc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdtFk1hqQL8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VLuTbjcKqc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5gLAlXnSck
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ses pride
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>>4554365
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Chaika on the front page!
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Chaika has a butte!
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chuk
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>>4554188
wat it smells like?

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We have bury nice girl and bury rude girl but why dont we have bury painful girl?
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bury bird girl
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>>4554174
Delete this
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>>4554233
(•╬•) nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

itt: post attractive anime males but no porn
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what's porn?
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>>4554180
this is porn
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>>>/cm/

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Somebody once told me you had a boyfriend who was gonna roll me another blunt force trauma to the head.
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>>4554127
now that's what I call
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>>4554134
precious
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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How do i fortune ?
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I don't know
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You eat grass

>Pic unrelated

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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is automatic

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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you fags aren't as funny as you think, you're quite annoying actually
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>4553976
>tehodor rusebelt
tehodor rusebelt
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>>4553976
spaec man ftw

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Why are you faggots always talking about doing sexual things with me?
I don't even like men in that way.
Get a life.
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You may want to say no, but you can't say no to my DANK MEMES
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>>4553932
i didn't read this post
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>>4553932
dis is s4s not pol u fukin table

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In this ITT thread I am going to visit every board on 4chan, scroll through the front page and pick a thread there. After reading the thread, I will then rate that board.

Unlike last time, I will be rating board in order of reverse appearance in the navigation bar.

First up is /x/. The thread is >>>/x/17860404

Rating: 7/10
Comments: a little rude, but a good story. did not see the waifu body pillow plot development coming. Nice oc.

If you want to see how boards fared last time (almost 2 years ago!) check out the old threads:
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/2585070/
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/2595489/

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Godspeed, friend.
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>>4553814
God is 100 percent proud of you because of Jesus.
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>>4553814
wew lad lookn 4ward 2 this

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Anime cowe
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>>4553792
nice poste Calvin ily
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>>4553797
>>4554013
lol only oldfigs remember

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So everyone's aware what we're really doing here is create a secret language to take over the world, right?
Good, just checking.

Check these singles too.
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>>4553772
>>4553431
>>4553483
>>4553555
>>4553674
>>4553750
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>>4553772
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>>4553772
>>4553781
You should just learn Toki Pona.

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