Kek meme thread? I'll start with some I made.
They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... With his voice! I hear the Third King is next!
>>4076164
I hope he is. Im tired of him already :/
>>4076164
THE THIRD KING SHALL SUFFER HIS FIRST DEATH
>>4076170
REVOLUTION!! KILL THE KING
> be me
> be 17
> decent looking, about 8 / 10
> mom getting re - married in a year
> soon to be step dad and his daughter move in
> soon to be step sister 9.5 / 10 blonde, pretty big boobs, cute af
> Me and new sister have two separate rooms
> normal family behavior for about a month and a half
> til one day
> Mom and dad leave for work early in morning
> we have a day off school
> hellyes.net
> wake up late
> turn over with eyes shut
> feel something fall on my hip
> open eyes
> 9.5 / 10 stepsister sleeping beside me
> wtf.doc
> slowly pull covers off bed
> she's wearing one of my shirts, really big on her ( presumably panties too )
> boner.gif
> I need to get outta here
> gently get up > turn around to leave
> she grabs my arm
> she was up? !
> where you going Anon? she said almost flirtatiously
> I make up excuse
> " uh. . going to get food"
> she pulls me back onto my bed
> she's strong too
> " that can wait "
> start to panic
> forgot were not technically family
> she obviously knew it though
> she gets on top of my stomach
> I'm sweating
> she reaches in my pants
> grabs my D, already have a boner
> ohshit.amv
> im struggling
> she says something about I'm enjoying this ( noticed my boner.gif )
> one hand in my pants , other on my shoulder
> knees are pinning my arms down
> pretty sure my heart is skipping every other beat
> try to get her off of me
>every time I struggle she jerks me off
> I'm gonna have a heart attack
> takes hand off my shoulder and strokes my cheek
> leaning towards me
> I look at her
> she's smiling flirtatiously
>about to kiss me
>I was too busy trying to breathe than trying to struggle
>her lips are really close to mine
>still jerking me off
>hear front door being opened
>she jumps off me like a cat and darts out of my room
> I climax
>breathing heavily
>turns out it was just the wind blew the door open
Want to hear the rest? Comment. This actually happened.
>>4076055
nice dubs but who are you quoting?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
hmmm thats a pretty lame story for all intensive purposes
>>4076059
The difference is the same so your point is moot per say
this guy comes up to your girl in the dentists office and fixes her teeth. What do you do?
>>4075982
ask him to fuck my wife
>>4075982
Sent him back to North Korea
Ask him to ignore her and go for my hole
Who the fuck did this??!??!?!?!
>i was calmly floating in space
>i take out my peanut butter
>i look back
>some dickbag has gotten their toothpaste in my motherfucking peanut butter!!!!!!
Who did this??????!!!!!!!!!
I sware to god imma murder a nigga!!
peen in butt her is not important
teethspaste is doe so
ill ride with you
They Ayy lmaos did this because you didn't use Alien out spray
in this ITT: ebig gets :DDD
>>4075933
nice get there yourself
>>4075957
Thank you lad, I hope you see a nice pair soon yourself
>>4075977
Well golly, there you go again!
I'd love to get a get but you keep taking them all!
he's next
>>4075926
Noooo not ozzy. Why can't /mu/ kill miley cyrus or that other one... the fat ass... Katy Perry.
>>4075935
i got this bro I will fug them both to death
>>4075940
miley will fug u m8
You walk into your room and see this
what do?
put a beard on it
Shoot myself because I finally lost it.
where the beard now anon
>>4075868
There will be a butt beard there soon. Or a beardgina.
>>4075873
this anime already is a boy!
don't they just make the cutest girls?
>>4075875
It is? Wait that's what's his name. The zombie.
Lol. Found this on fb today. Go 4chan!
>>4075717
brb sharing onr eddit kek
>>4075717
not nice!
>>>/v/323598163
ITS HAPPENING FAGGOTS GET IN HERE BROS
HEY EVERY1! THIS IZ DAAAANYULLLL! FROM S4S RAYDYOHHHH! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT EPISODE TODAY, AH'LL TELL YA THAT!
WELL, SEE YA LAYTER!
First
Also, bring back le radioman
>>4075719
This guy is a afg
>>4075721
What's an "afg?"
A-anon your dubs are showing..
>>4075662
is that a boy or a girl. i have to check before i can beard.
"Hello there my friend, have you ever considering following the ever-growing cult of Satanism?"
>>4075662
Sorry, m9
Post edgiest memes below. Edgiest will get a alvin, yes 'a' alvin.
All I got tbqh
chek em
This is me irl.
>>4075498
You're cute :3
>>4075767
Wew lad.
Some of you guys aren't that bad.
Don't go to school tomorrow if you are on Earth.
>>4075471
I'll start browsing r9k in expecting to hear of your shoot out
i don't have school anyway
>>4075471
why do you want to do that ? why you don't go to the boxing club ? it's a better solution than kills innocent people.
