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le millenom girl
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>>4500328
le millenom girl
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le millenom girl
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>>4500333
le millenom girl

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all namefiggots from [s4s] reporting in...

Double N here! :^)
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>>4509190
>nicely nicely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzSSPP4mGE
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Aŋonymous reporting in
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>>4509198
did not expect a guys and dolls reference in s4s

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If dubs we all become mods
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>>4510877
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>>4510877
Well done lad
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>>4510877
W E W L A D
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Wow, new here, originally from /b/, and this board is so great I will definitely be staying on this board for a long time :D
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>>4510449
enjoy your stay, but don't forget, on [s4s] we cherish dank OC and fun. if you want a place to call other figs niggers, faggots, cucks or jews, you might use another boarde for that :^)
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>>4510782
What the fuck did you just say to me m8? you fucking faggot nigger cocksucking jew.
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>>4510790
ROODY POO we are friendly here not big meanies :D

Imagine being a girly boi who enjoys the company of other girls, only to find out one day your girl friends are hung dick lolis who are going to take turns fucking your ass and forcing you to suck them all while blowing hot creamy loads of girlcock milk all over you, while you pretend to resist to make them even hornier for hours.
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no because i'm not an faggot
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i h8 when that happens. amirite?
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>>4510246
Now I have to touch myself, thanks a lot

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So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "thirty second shitpost" technique.

The basis of "thirty second shitpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shitpost".

"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shitpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shitposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shitposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a shitpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. Shitposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-shitposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your shitposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many shitposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second shitpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic shitpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.

It's said that a master cannot make a shitpost in thirty seconds, but thirty shitposts in a second.
This guide too, was made in thirty seconds.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second shitpost"! がんばって!
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>>4509942
thanks for all your hard work
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thank you sensei
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fakd and gay

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How do we cleanse the world of the weeb menace?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4509865
Don't bully my people...
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>>4509865
castrate everyone watching animeme
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>>4509865
kill the anime

le snek girle
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What is this from?
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Lol never mind a quick Google search gave me the answer
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>>4509856
Lol

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Friend gave me a file and I open and all icons and names change to mountain dew, please help :(
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I love mountain dew.
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>>4509776
Just drink a verification can. Should fix everything.
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>>4509776
lol'd IRL

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good scream i read it
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Lol dude no way
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xd nice one man

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i am GOD.
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vaporize
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THOSE DUBS WERE SUPPOSE TO BE MINE
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i haev an penos XD
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>>4509200
>>4509188
epic therad

Oh no I pushed away the only girl that has ever loved me what have I done
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>>4509108
ya blew it
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Flurries are fucking fags who masterbate to jap cancer shit and live in their parents basement Reply this every were
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>>4509108
yoi have dont the deed -_-

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help /s4s after discovering 4chan im trying to learn how to use reddit but its too fking confusing what is this shit? theres literally pages and pages of this just words....
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>>4509056
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>>4509056
don't worry friend :^) everyone on [s4s] uses reddit :^) you've come to the right place :^)
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????? what is that

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What hair does [s4s] have?
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"The Pity Party"
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>>4509002
ew
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>>4509082
delete this

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