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le millenom girl
>>4500328
le millenom girl
le millenom girl
>>4500333
le millenom girl
all namefiggots from [s4s] reporting in...
Double N here! :^)
>>4509190
>nicely nicely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzSSPP4mGE
Aŋonymous reporting in
>>4509198
did not expect a guys and dolls reference in s4s
If dubs we all become mods
>>4510877
>>4510877
Well done lad
>>4510877
W E W L A D
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Wow, new here, originally from /b/, and this board is so great I will definitely be staying on this board for a long time :D
>>4510449
enjoy your stay, but don't forget, on [s4s] we cherish dank OC and fun. if you want a place to call other figs niggers, faggots, cucks or jews, you might use another boarde for that :^)
>>4510782
What the fuck did you just say to me m8? you fucking faggot nigger cocksucking jew.
>>4510790
ROODY POO we are friendly here not big meanies :D
Imagine being a girly boi who enjoys the company of other girls, only to find out one day your girl friends are hung dick lolis who are going to take turns fucking your ass and forcing you to suck them all while blowing hot creamy loads of girlcock milk all over you, while you pretend to resist to make them even hornier for hours.
no because i'm not an faggot
i h8 when that happens. amirite?
>>4510246
Now I have to touch myself, thanks a lot
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>>4509942
thanks for all your hard work
thank you sensei
fakd and gay
How do we cleanse the world of the weeb menace?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4509865
Don't bully my people...
>>4509865
castrate everyone watching animeme
>>4509865
kill the anime
le snek girle
What is this from?
Lol never mind a quick Google search gave me the answer
>>4509856
Lol
Friend gave me a file and I open and all icons and names change to mountain dew, please help :(
I love mountain dew.
>>4509776
Just drink a verification can. Should fix everything.
>>4509776
lol'd IRL
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good scream i read it
Lol dude no way
xd nice one man
i am GOD.
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THOSE DUBS WERE SUPPOSE TO BE MINE
i haev an penos XD
>>4509200
>>4509188
epic therad
Oh no I pushed away the only girl that has ever loved me what have I done
>>4509108
ya blew it
Flurries are fucking fags who masterbate to jap cancer shit and live in their parents basement Reply this every were
>>4509108
yoi have dont the deed -_-
help /s4s after discovering 4chan im trying to learn how to use reddit but its too fking confusing what is this shit? theres literally pages and pages of this just words....
>>4509056
>>4509056
don't worry friend :^) everyone on [s4s] uses reddit :^) you've come to the right place :^)
????? what is that
What hair does [s4s] have?
"The Pity Party"
>>4509002
ew
>>4509082
delete this
