im afraid to post out of fear of rejection
>>4018996
we accept u *huges*
>>4018996
dont be afraid cuz [s4s] is a place where everyone is nice to everyone except to dumb frogposters
ur accepted friend. -tightly hugs u but gently too- even if u do like frogs. (just remembr that birds are important too)
well........... do you................?????????????
>>4018978
ive an idea
i (i) tbh......................... think (consciousness)..................so.....................maybe (100% hit dat mudafuqen liek button xDDDDDDDDD)..................................lol.................................
>>4018993
im afraid to response out of fear of rejection....................................
Kuwabara: First Blood
A tale of adventure, passion and romances!
It was a sunny day when Kuwabara was practicing Tai Chi on the roof top to harness his inner strength when he heard panic.
"Kuwabara there is panic!" Said Hiei.
"Stop behaving like woman, Hiei, what is the matter?" Scolded Kuwabara as he put on his members only jacket.
"Yukina has been kidnapped you must come to the rescue!" Said Hiei with bone chilled eyes.
"WHAT.?!" Said Kuwabara as he bolted down the stairs with speed of a buffalo hoard.
Kuwabara switched on the tv showing Yukina taken captive by vampire gangsters.
"Help Kuwabara, I am being taken captive by vampire gangsters!" Cried Yukina in hysterically.
"HAHA Kuwabara!, We demand the blood Bank of Sprit World give us 600 million gallons of blood, all in one hundred dollar bills or else we will be making evening breakfast out of Yukina!" Said the head Vampire Gangster with menace.
"The only deposit being made will be yours!" Said Kuwabara with triumph, while shooting the tv in anger with his Desert Eagle.
"Kuwabara what will you do?" Asked Hiei with audacity.
"A man must do what he must do I will rescue Yukina with these hands." Said Kuwabara fist clenched with justice.
Kuwabara strutted to his closet where he took his steak firing machine gun. He then hopped into his ALL AMERICAN four wheeled pick up truck.
"Kuwabara let me come with you" said Hiei with intent.
"No you must stay, if I do not return in 24 hours call Koenma." (Timely Joke)
"That was a timely joke Kuwabara." Said Hiei, getting his joke.
Kuwabara than drove off into the thickness of summer night, determined to deliver justice through personal delivery.
When driving, Kuwabara turned on the radio for inspirational music.
"Here is inspirational music for Kuwabara so that he may save the day again." Said the DJ.
cont
The DJ started playing heart thumping rocking music to pump Kuwabara up.
"This is the beat to my groove." Said Kuwabara as he let himself get pumped.
As Kuwabara drove he saw Kurama taking drugs and ruining his life. Kuwabara was enraged by the waste of the youth and ran him over with his pickup truck.
"Drugs are for dopes go back to education!" Said Kuwabara.
"Yes you are right Kuwabara." Said Kurama who stopped doing drugs and went back to school for degrees.
Kuwabara than arrived at the vampire warehouse where the vampire gangsters held their Yukina. Kuwabara notices there was a vampire gangster guarding the entrance.
"Oh, no its Kuwabara I must make alarm!" Said the vampire gangster.
"The only alarm you will be making is in hell!" Said Kuwabara as he shot the vampire gangster in the chest with his Desert Eagle.
"HA Kuwabara! Vampires can only be killed with steaks and suns!" Said the vampire gangster.
"Fool my bullets are made of suns." Said Kuwabara with astrophysics.
"Oh no I am dead!" Said the stupid vampire gangster as he burned away.
Kuwabara lit a cigarette on the burning vampire and continued his mission. During exploration, Kuwabara encountered two other vampire gangsters guarding a room.
"Here is a prime rib meal ready for serving!" Quipped Kuwabara as he shot the vampire gangsters to their deaths with his steak gun.
>>4018958
Good story but do you mind if I ask a question?
Kuwabara than bursted into the room seeing the Yukina captured with the menacing vampire gangster leader her at her side.
"Haha Kuwabara you have entered a trap! Look around you are surrounded!" Said the Vampire Gangster leader.
Kuwabara looked around him seeing vampire gangsters all around, closing in, when Kuwabara heard a familiar voice.
"AMAKOOOO"
Hiei crashed in from the ceiling with his two golden revolvers daftly firing all around at the vampire gangsters.
"Thank you for my back up Hiei, I was in a pit of danger" Said Kuwabara with sternness.
"No problem, you have gotten me out of more jam than I can remember." Said Hiei.
"The jig is up Vampire Gangster, time to face the face of justice." Said Kuwabara with justice coming out of his eyes and ears.
"Oh no Kuwabara I have a terrible secret to unveil!" Said the vampire gangster as he ripped off his face to reveal that he was really Yusuke!
"Yusuke how could you." Said Hiei.
"After all the adventure and bonding we shared you have fallen into criminality?" Said Kuwabara with disappointment.
"Yes Kuwabara I am tired of you having all the glory and women. No more this time the glory and women will be my own!" Said Yusuke with bitter triumph.
"Yusuke I thought you were a man but you are just a mutt." Said Kuwabara with sadness in his heart.
"You do not have the heart to kill me Kuwabara so say your good byes to your precious Yukina!" Leered Yusuke with evil.
"You are forgetting one thing Yusuke, you may have drawn first blood, but I always draw last." Said Kuwabara with cool style as he shot Yusuke with his Desert Eagle.
"NOOOO" Said Yusuke as he staggered and fell out of the window into acid.
Kuwabara went to the tied up Yukina and freed her swiftly.
The holidays are upon us, and the spider pope knows you are very tired. Come to him, and rest your weary feet as you repent for your sins.
>>4018956
hello spide pope i post and keep gay anime thread alive on this board. i also think that 3d < 2d when it come to boys.
>>4018956
cade xD
>>4018956
Hello spider pope. I have a frivolous sin to repent so I hope I am not wasting your time. It is something that is causing me much inner torment. My toilet doesn't flush correctly but I can get it to flush by lifting the top lid and pulling the plug with my hand. I have been procrastinating calling maintenance for at least two weeks.
Jewish people
>>4018932
jews own your dirt ass bitch
>>4018934
I don't have a bank account jew's ain't got shid on me.
>>4018944
jews own the culture that shapes ur identity bitch
I bought a buttplug today, [s4s], but I'm afraid to put it in, I've never done any butt things before... Convince me~?
post pics pls thanks
>>4018894
See how long you can live in indecision. Who knows if its possible until you try it!
>>4018899
I'm too shy for that.. I don't want to camwhore
>>4018889
fuck
>>4018889
One off. Good try though.
>>4018893
what are you talking about
i was 3 off
don't try to downplay this monumental failure
reddit on the front page!
how dare you go to the website
TIL reddit still is full of self congratulatory, pretentious blowhards AMA
>>4018877
how dare you get the dubs
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
anime
anime?
anime!
SAMEFAG
This is bait.
can't bait me OP:^)
You will never be a floating hedgehog.
THAT MAY BE TRUE
BUT I WILL GET THESE DUBS
>>4018471
stolen
!!!
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN
>>4018449
wat happen
>>4018452
SOMETHING HAPPENED
Where are they taking the hobbits?
>>4018398
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
What's with all these old memes lately?
Not complaining btw.
>>4018611
nice dube
Don't sexualize our daughter. #Stoplewdposting #savewsr
>>4018382
This thing came out of [s4s]-tan's p*ssy?
>>4018403
Fudging lewd don't say rude/lewd words on this family-friendly board
>>4018382
what is /wsr/?
my sisters
i lold SO le hard
Are they?
Maybe they aren't. Maybe this is just a delusion of an insane man who doesn't even knows himself anymore. A person who access what is arguably one of the most inane websites of the internet, inhabited by none other than equally mentally disturbed people, and post a pornographic drawing of two women and claim that they are your sisters.
You think this is what someone really desires for himself? Do you honestly believe that, right now, your parents are proud of you and hope that you do this? Do you seriously think this is what a normal person would want to have their children do?
I'm sorry man. But you're a freak. A horrible depraved freak. If anyone could see the inside of your repulsive mind, they would either cry, forever scarred, or hurt you. You're the worst anomaly of nature.
>>4018299
hi sis
me on the left
