john matrix is unironically dead
>>4019771
would it be better if he were ironically dead?
>>4019775
yes
ohayou general for ohayous
come in bros and discuss ohayous
O-ohayou s-senpai~
bump
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Ohayou!
A-augh, it's so hard to get this shirt off! Could you help me out, /s4s/?
>>4019740
B-but i can see your bobs
N-N*pples?!
>>4019740
*starts to tickle*
high test alpha thread
I literally, unironically want her to sit on my face, and I mean full weight sitting not just hovering on top of me.
>>4019793
fuckin d*sgusting
Real men love dicks.
snek court
lol
>>4019711
nice le dub's
ﴼoﴼ
>>4019792
can u not do that? D:<
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
>>4019700
coffee dubs
>>4019700
this thread has everything
>>4017991
darn tootin!
Fuck. Since I've found s4s, I'm on a shitposting spree. I can't stop. This board is slow as hell yet I'm refreshing every 30 seconds. This is normal and it dies down for me, right? I'll stop shitposting?
This isn't a fucking joke. I can't leave my computer.
same tbh
try blocking 4chan and going out to starbucks or a library with the intention of finishing a ~200 page book
Sorry, figs. This is your life now.
Welcome, and please enjoy you're stay :^)
>>4019673
i wish this board was faster
I wonder what would happen if all s4s posters did heroin and Gookmoot took off the posting delay. It would be a wonderful place.
>>4019666
checked
>>4019666
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO U GOT THOSE DEVIL TRIPS? HAHAHA
where the memes at
Nobody cares about your shit thread. Can you fuck off back to reddit, please?
>>4019671
My name.
Some people on this board claim that 3D is not important.
Pls remember that many of our beloved memes are 3D too!!
Cool shirts guy is 3D
Blues feels meme is 3D
Swaglord is 3D
Steven pinker is 3D
Pancake cade is 3D
And the list goes on.
Thank you.
nice doobs
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4019655
shit memes tbh
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hey [s4s] do you have an online girlfriend??
We all know qts are basically a myth nowadays, and many 4chucks are NEET and lonely, so I got my interns to type up a LOVE questionnaire for you guys. Hit it up in the comments bar
>do you want a have a special someone
>do you want a special someone
>have you ebin kissed
>how long has it been since /love/d someone?
i can't love another person until i learn to love and respect myself
Sorry guys, my hands have scurvy and I can't type. Revised questions:
>do you have a special someone
>do you want a special someone
>have you ever touched a special someone (describe)
>how long has it been since you /love/d?
>what kind if special someones do u like (3d, lolis, shy qts, mommy gfs, chads, whatever)
>>4019532
This is pretty deep.
3D good.
DISGUSTING
Delete this freakish image! It hurts my eyes to look at those beady eyes, miniscule breasts, and sagging hair. Her head is tiny, and is that huge trunk supposed to be a nose? Not cute AT ALL. Her parents must be so ashamed.
>>4019501
I want to smell her sweaty armpits
HEY KID WANNA TRY SOME NICE THINGS?
What are these "nice things"?
>>4019495
S*x
>>4019495
IT'LL BE FUN FOR THE WHOLE GANG AND YOU ARE INVITED!
hey [s4s]! /mu/ here. a new meme has just been created on our board, and i thought, who better to invite over to bask in it than [s4s]? come check it out.
>>>/mu/61194574
>>4019400
SPINGO BLINK
#fortune
>>4019400
needs more SPINGO BLINK tbh
>>4019400
>00
>dubs
Well, let's check it ou--
Oh boy. This is going to be a bad one.
Things illuminati guilty of:
Kim Kardashian
Low fat yogurt
The color red
Skynet (axial real one)
Please submit any I've missed.
>>4019364
When it rains on my birthday
>>4019364
>marginalizedmfwhoa where my face the illuminati made this thread
YOU CAN"T FOOL ME I AM TOO SMART FOR THIS I DARE YOU TO SILENCE ME I WELCOME DEATH
too many capital letters and not enough lowercase
decaf coffee
ass meme
quads and quints stealers
nutella
coke clear
Your fortune: Bad Luck