>be 13 y/o me
>in school
>some fgt pushes my and calls me a cunt
>people surround me and yell "fight"
>I'm not that strong but I know an odd tactic
>I whip out my dick and jizz on the other kid
>he tries to kick me
>I jizz on his face
>cum gets in his mouth
>Principal comes (pun intended)
>I jizz on principal
>Mrw I got suspended for cumming on the principal
>be me
>>4006051
who r u quoting
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4006051
Looks like you didn't know what was coming. You know, other than you.
I just saw the new Star Wars movie
Robert Downey Jr wasn't very good tbh
>>4006009
woulc you rekamend seing it in theatres
>>4006028
I was p. surprised by it (in a good way
The make-up team also worked magic on Jennifer Lawrence this time, she looked like a completely different person
>>4006066
whoops, almost closed this tab without checkig these gnarley digits
le cum minister
>>4005938
should be jizz minister, fucktard
>>4005938
WHO IS THIS SEAMAN DEMAN
>>4005939
jizz whiz
Let's dance ~ !
put on your red shoes and dance the blues
stop reading the god danged news it's time to dance
you know you want to danceif you don't dance I'll kill you're family and steel you're maymays
dump frog poster go back to reddit
dumb frogposter reeeeeeeeee
look at how bad /b/ is
>>4005879
nice argument fagtron you sure won me over with those hot opinions
will you pet ses
will you pet ses now?
>>4005834
sure *<:^)
11 Opens the Box of Mystery!!
ids benis
the box contains spoilers of fallout 4
don't bother
new meme
LE STANDING MOUSE WITH MULLET HAIRCUT IS FRENCH NOW
who is this man?
>>4005875
Gregory Timlonson
Hey kids
>>4005803
Cool shirt, Brett
WHoHSOhwohAOhwowhOAHwohWOHa!! now THATS'S WHAT I CALL A
DANK
MEM
dont post the green toad
Where is the webmaster of this site?!?!?!?!
oh he's right over there
>>4005772
One of your "members" told me to go fuck myself! Please ban them now!
>>4005780
no i'm not the admin, he's over there. don't you see him
burchase CD?
>>4005741
cutest meme
dats a bootleg ya fucking thief
>>4005832
ur a bootleg lmao :DDDD
This is a anime only board.
burd
>>4005727
not that important
>>4005723
no
>>4005733
>33
yes
Positive Thinking Thread.
There can be no positive result through negative attitude. Think positive. Live positive
Things turn out best for people who make the best out of the way things turn out.
Don’t cry because it’s over, SMILE because it happened.
I'm sorry, do you think this is funny? Just a sentence and a picture of clouds? That's funny? That's your idea of a joke? Don't make me laugh (in contempt of you, not because I find you amusing). There's more to proper comedy than this nonsense and I for one, am appalled that this site, once known for its creativity and production of truly original content, has now fallen this low.
Comedy requires a certain finesse that you evidently don't possess. It's all about the mastery of timing, surprising and even shocking the audience... and here you are, making the exact same thread, with the exact same wording, with the exact same image, for what is probably the fifth or sixth time today. Do you think you're witty? You're not: you're just a stupid boy. That same stupid boy who tried persistently to be the class clown in the fifth grade, who kept shouting inanities at the most inappropriate times, and who never quite understood that his classmates weren't laughing with him, but at him. You're not clever, you're a little optimist who always tried too hard.
That's why you were bullied back then. That's why I'm bullying you now. You're tone-deaf, a semi-autistic child who can't comprehend that there's a time and place for everything, and who always says the wrong thing at the wrong time. That's why you have no friends or girlfriend, and never will.
Think bout them beans
Those are somenicebeans.
>>4005650
thinkin' bout dat yum, yum metallic residue taste.
hi look at these
burd
Your plate looks unclean, you should clean it! And I mean that in the nicest way possible!!!
