Man, i have been stuck in /b/ for a while so recently I decided to explore other boards,and, man, i really dont know the differences between /s4s/ and /b/ but i think is that everyone is more friendly, but shit is still confusing, can someone explain the main characteristics of the board? so i dont have to use Knowyourmeme
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".
2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel/toplel/topkek/kek
newf*g >>> fig newton
3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.
4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.
5. bump the current kek thread to make it the most replied thread in existence, and to keep keks at the top of all keks.
6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET
7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/newpol/ if they hate on nelson mandela or privilege. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)
8. this board is owned in joint by gippo dudee, le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two, and gippo dudee shall remind you of his ownership daily.
9. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!
10. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared
11. dubs, check em.
that's all :^)
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4280538
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
#fortune general
>How can I check my fortune?
You can check your fortune by typing "fortune" without quotes in the Options field of your post.
>Why should I check my fortune?
You need to do so in order to post on [s4s].
(source: http://www.4chan.org/rules#s4s)
Tips and tricks: You can combine the "fortune" and "sage" option by inputing "fortunesage" without quotes or "sagefortune" without quotes into the Options field. You can do a "shadow fortune" by checking your fortune like usual, then including a spoiler tag at the end of your post without a closing tag. To include a spoiler, select the text you want to place a spoiler over, then press Control + s on your keyboard.
for more information on saging, please read this:
http://www.4chan.org/faq#sage
for more information on spoilers, read this:
http://www.4chan.org/faq#spoiler
Have fun! Remember, this is a nice board!
Your fortune: Average Luck
What is the damage resistance on the shields?
>>4280514
alot lol
>>4280514
over 9000 probz
>>4280514
depends on vitality and shield skill of the user, as well as the crafting skill of the person who crafted it
>>4280495
le slippery tube dude flaggo
>>4280495
I m snek plz do not step
>>4280495
lol
ITT OP can make a simple image into a NEW f*cking meme.
I can make this formats:
.gif
.png
.jpg
.bait
.exe
.txt
Your fortune: Average Luck
nigger
swir
wavy tbh
>>4280396
*is really cool and buff*
hey its my gf, how you doing babe :)
looknig secki as hell as usual :*
-your cool bf <3
>>4280396
thanks for joining us tonight swirly arms
Why do are Russians so quick to defend yogurt?
>>4280376
fries with mayo are delicious
i fuccking love yogurt
>>4280376
i'm not russian but i love yogurt myself. i think the greeks and turks eat a lot of it also so its popularity is probably generally just an eastern thing.
i like the full fat greek style yogurt best myself. the brand i've been buying recently is fage total, but "greek gods traditional" is good also. the yogurt aisle is kinda depressing in most stores with it largely devoted to non-fat flavored in individual serving cups. sure it's good with fruit sometimes but i'd rather add my own fresh fruit than the syrupy stuff in fruit on the bottom type cups. i think bcuz it's marketed as some kind of probiotic diet food for women, and so many of them are scared of eating a little fat. i'd imagine in countries where it's more of a dietary staple that plain yogurt is the most popular kind.
what does esfores think of yogurt?
haha long boy
haha long boy
haha long boy
haha long boy
itt we are rude
>>4280322
NEVER
Nice dubs
*checks your dubs in the most polite way possible*
:^)
:^)))
>>4280322
bad dubs,
>>4280322
ok im NOT gonna check your dubs how do you feel abotu that
Education is too expensive
You are a big guy
sex is too easy to have
I need to breathe air
I honestly want to cut myself but I have family visiting so I cant.
What meks this meme better is you assume I'm joking :)
>>4279955
No one cares you melodramatic emo faggot fuck off to r9k and be an autistic 11 yr old man there instead
gay
LOOK AT THIS NIGGER
HE IS INSIDE OF A WHITE VAGINA
THIS MAKES THE NIGGER HAPPY
>>4279904
W-what.. WAIT WHY I QUESTIONING THE INTERNET
>>4279904
he fug dat pusi
>>4279904
bernie sanders
konata's vagina has a peculiar and arousing smell
>>4279849
What's with all these Konata threads? Is she a meme now?
konata is silly looking
Child molester thread op is chomo
What is the root of it all?
>>4279819
fuck off kiddo
fuck you op
>>4279827
saucere
you find a dragon ball and get 7 wishes
what do you wish for?
unlimited wishes :^)
a lawyer
to be a guy. i'm a girl and i don't like it because i don't have white male privilege so i can't get ahead in life.
to have a really big dick so i can rip some men's asses up when we fuck
put all the muslim refugees in america
all white male children from now until the end of time will not be read to, and will only be allowed to learn up to 5th grade as to give people of color a chance to catch up.
slavery reinstated, but for white men
trump doesn't win presidency.
a white man will never be president ever again.
congrats, i just made the world better.
im stuck
>>4279573
no u rose like 2000 years ago lol stop living in the past
>>4279573
Jesus you were supposed to be down from there 3days ago
>>4279573
fuck off kiddo
