Hi! Wayne Coyne here from the band The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
ANIGI WHERE ARE YOOOOOUUUUU??????
>>4441057
Sorry Wayne but this board is really bad right now so I'm gonna find something else to do.
>>4441236
Anigi I miss you
>>4441570
Oh hey, Wayne. I came back because I literally have nothing better to do. How's life?
ily poopgirl
>>4432362
dumb frogposter
>>4432362
no , me ....
>>4432362
Infantile amphibian poster
Hello friends and esteemed colleagues of /s4s/.
I am an ambassador from /b/ and I bring a message and an olive branch. We are here to help you get repeating digits, specifically the number 4.
This is the official get thread.
Don't fuck it up guys.
From /b/.
>>4443553
1st
still got a few hours to go
this is slow board
>>4443553
Thank you, my friend
Isn't she a cutie?
>>4438634
isn't this OC?
>>4438634
yes
Alright, so this is my first time on 4chan... i can`t find any board to the best of my knowledge for fail story`s specifically and since this is shit i have to say hopefully it can make a home here..
Alright so on to the story!
this happen what 2 years ago...
i had a girl and i was over at her place i was 16 at the time she was only a year older then me.
i was over at her place we watched Netflix (the walking dead how romantic) it was about 4 in the afternoon, her mom had to go leave and do something can`t remember what... but she said that my girlfriends dad will be home in 30 minutes.
So her mom leaves we wait a couple minutes then we decided to have sex (of course i was smart enough to bring and use a condom, i always carry them on me... but to this day have not had any luck with anyone else since we broke up for an unrelated reason)
anyway so we are doing everything one would do well having sex.
when suddenly we hear the garage opening her dad was not suppose to be home for another 15 mins! we both look at each other, i sprint to the bathroom to clean up she goes to her room....
So i clean up best i can... not knowing what to do with the condom we just used (i obviously can`t put it in the garbage because if they find it well then where both in a world of shit)
so i got this brilliant idea! flush it down the toilet! what can possibly go wrong! so i flush it.. came out of the bathroom dressed and everything all good... or at least that was what i thought...
next day she texts me... apparently i clogged there toilet on the second floor... and when they found out what caused it... they where not happy and no amount of explanations could explain why a condom clogged there toilet...
in hindsight probably would have been best if i just tossed it in the trash...
fuck my life...
1st
This is going to sound really stupid but since i am new what is a >>4444444``
oh damn, what's going on
>>4443495
Hahaha I love it when that happens no homo
uhu
>>4443519
Dat boi dawg, i'd suck ur dick witha no homo
be american
get shot
1st
>>4443489
you usually only get shot if you're in a school
americans are way too rude
rude people like to kill
>try to get bf to let me drink his pee
>he wont let me
;__________________;
>>4443415
Just wait for a time when he forgets to flush. Or better yet disable the flushing mechanism on your toilet and pretend it broke. Once the bowl is yellowed time to drink up.
>>4443415
whosoever art thou quoting?
Im tired of living this way, s4s.
>>4443368
enjoy it while you can.
>>4443368
I'm tired of hearing that from you fuccboi *slaps you're ass*
dont worry op, everything always changes
HAIIIII
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS IMAGE IS FROM??? WHERE CAN I FIND THE TOP IMAGE POSTS OF ESFORES???
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4443320
here you go bby :^)
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/statistics/image-reposts/
>>4443350
those two asses at the top are so beautiful
>>4443355
those repeating digits are so beautiful
Greetings people of s4s,
I have come here in peace seeking few memes for the entertainment of my people, I have roamed all the boards inquiring about who possesses the dankest memes, every single one of them told me the magnificent stories about your memes, and now I am here in need, appealing you good people,hoping that i won't be discomfitured, i only possess this GIF of an overweight woman wobbling in water, what can you give in return.
>>4443241
Is this LoLo?
>>4443241
heres the best one ever
Introducing
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AHAHAHEYHEEWHEEWHOO
HOOOOOWAHEYHEHOWHAHOWEHOWEEHA
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>>4443231
SLACK
>>4443246
HEHEHOYHHAAAHHhh OoooOOOO(good shgit)Ooooooooowww HYEHEHEAHAHHAWWWWww
Have I got a story for you, /s4s/
>Be me, American born Indian
inb4 poo in loo, which is relevant later
>Parents take road trip to St. Louis for cousin's brother's bowling rival's dog groomer's pimp's baby shower
>lolidgaf.jpeg
>Stay home playing vidya, studying for finals
>Parents came back today
>Mom cracking up as she walks in
>Takes out phone, shows me and sister video
>Shows dad walking around a portapotty by BROADWAY THEATER
>Realizes it's locked
>Goes around to bushes near street
>Without thinking, does his business in them
>MFW Dad did not poo in loo
>MFW Dad used an undesignated shitting street
>MFW Dad is confused when I remind him theres a fine for public defecation in the United States
This guy is a doctor, /s4s/
I fucking love being in a brown family
>>4443123
who are you quoting
hoo ru kwoting?
Not a quote, literally just happened
Lmk if missing something, am a new fag around these parts
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1. Think of something funny that can be expressed in two lines. The punchline should be contained in the second line. Aim for a relatable sentiment that others would also find funny.
DAE le memes?
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>>4442663
......................ORA
>>4442663
.......................... ORA ORA
>>4442663
.............................................. ORA ORA ORA..............
