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Sleeping phoners
Post them
how do i take a photo of my phone with my phone?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4029213
You're phoner is sleeping so use someone else phoner, or you laptop.
>>4029197
sleep tight phoner
What did you anons get for Christmas?
I got a framed painting of the great anime war
I gotta DIY suicide bomber kit
I got shit for Christmas
le yellow chinese mp3 boy on the front page
>>4028857
Who is this semen demon?
no homo, but i want to suck his peepee and drink his sparkling wee
>>4028866
This dubs
D
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My parents got me the new iPhone for christmas
Did they think people actually text me or something?
;_;
i'm sorry were you saying sometthing?. i was too busy looking at the tsundere anime being patted
>>4028730
u can send it to me i have like a budget android urs is prob better.
>>4028730
but anon, we are "texting" right now! :3
Rub my belly, onii-chan.
>>4028407
*rubs belly*
Imouto is very cute~
>>4028413
o-onii-chaaaan~
>>4028407
*sexes you*
lol
know your meme
know your meme
know your meme?
know your meme.
I saw Mari Makinami Illustrious™ at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told her how cool it was to see her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her giggle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors...
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>>4028302
please step on my balls
i bet mari could fart and it would be really good
>>4028302
huh
#PrayForBag
#DubsForBag
>>4027656
nice bag
ill get dubs for your bag!
>>4027676
>7676 nicedubs m89 (MEightyNine)
you must reply to this thread like it was the biggest get of all time
>>4029738
*inhales DEEPLY through nose* nnnnnnnnnn f*ck yea i can NOT stop f*rting g*d D*MN dude it smells like SH*T mmmmmmmmmm
PSYCHO DAD KILLS ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY
my dad came in and destroyed my mom's store
#rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmeuwoHyFfA
absolute snowman
https://youtu.be/gpbeuqizyXc
>frotune
Your fortune: Bad Luck
lol. find the snek.
lol long snek is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Infinity snek
yes
>>4029643
u done goofed boi
>>4029643
>pic related
lolololololololol it take me a minute but I finaly get the joke lmoa u get it?
had it chum
>30
>-4
>>4029630
she's french toast and he uses butter as lube because there's no way he's straight?
>>4029630
I don't get it...is it that when the two slices of bread combine we have a severe case of incest?
