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Check out my sweet new ride, isn't she a beauty? :)
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>>4293155
bury nice, i check your doubles
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>>4293158
Shut up idiot
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ah is that a '64?

had one of those back in the day!

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hi this is literally me (and not LoLo) irl btw
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Will you be my gf?

I'm losing weight so maybe then I'll be moderately attractive.
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>>4293051
post cock
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go away ugly beech face

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hey what's that on the ceiling
april fols
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>>4292861
Good thread I posted in it
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>>4292861
You actually got a laugh out of me
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I like it!

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Bernie Sanders' GAPING prolapsed asshole with hemorrhoids sprinkled all around sags down the floor as he removes his clothing in front of a crowd of millions
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I'd love to plunge my 8+ inch penis into these girls
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How do you hide your boner in public?
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>soviet union
>short-range air-to-air missile.
>in service 1960,
>weight 90 kg (200 lb) (R-13M)
>length 2.830 m (9 ft 3.4 in) (R-13M) 3.48 m (11 ft 5 in) (R-3R)
>diameter 127 mm (5.0 in)
>warhead 7.4 kg (16 lb)
>solid-fuel rocket engine
>wingspan 631 mm (24.8 in) (R-13M)
>operational range 1.0 to 35.4 kilometres (0.6 to 22 mi)
>speed Mach 2.5
>guidance system infrared homing
>launch platform MiG-21, MiG-23, Sukhoi Su-17/20/22
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>>4292625
Please, this is a family-friendly board.

Is green apple the best candy flavor?
Also, I need green apple flavored something in my mouth, right now!! xQ
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Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>4292383
it is the best, agreed
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>>4292383
Green apple flavor condom on my benis right now bb

ass
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Steven Pinker

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>4292340
im voting trump

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I'm a shoveldog Pepe!
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>a fucking #21

That's your idea of rare? They printed hundreds of these. You're like a kid, trying to scam me out of my holographic foil Darkai with some snivy on a box top shit.
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>>4292281
I'm a happy Pepe!
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Post actual shovel dog

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Oh no! Mick Wazowski is stuck in a perpetual state of being spooped! The only way you can save him is by getting dubs and good luck (or better) in the same post!
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>>4292231
Check em?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Don't worry, Wazoosker, the same thing has happened to me plenty of times.
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This is fucked man. Get me out of here!

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what kind of sushi is this?
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>>4292078
i'll give it a try. from the top:
the first row of rolls is tuna, and then avocado. pickled ginger to the right. the first four nigiri are tuna, then some kind of whitefish (mackerel?).
the second row of nigiri the first 3 are yellowtail, then cooked shrimp. i can't identify the red fish with v shape...
next row is two salmon, i can't identify the white fish with the stripe of fat, more shrimp, and octopus.
fifth row, idk, and then omelette (i've had these, they're a little sweet)
bottom row, it's fish eggs but idk the species. in the middle is salmon roe with cucumber slices, then more of the same roe that i can't identify. did i do well? i'm not an expert in sushi.
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>>4292276
its all sushi
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>>4292078

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GRAND DAD
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FLEENSTONES?
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UGGGHHHHH
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GRAND DAD

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I want /s4s/ to beat the reply record.
Swaglorde pls sticky so we can break our own record.
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>>4291901
He probably won't but here's a reply... I believe in you anon.
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SWAAAAAGLOOOORDE!!!
PLEEEEASSSSE?!
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What anime is that from?

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This is a picture lobster and scallop Alfredo I found on Google thanks
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>>4291890
Looks pretty gud. Can't go wrong with seafood tbh
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>>4291894
you really can't. unless you go to a shoddy restaurant that serves stinky ol' fish.
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or lolo's vagina which stinks like fish

You mean the Africans that burn their fertile land, waste resources given to them by charities, rape each other, over populate and are a detriment to the world?
Did you know that when Africans are given seeds instead of planting them they just eat them?
By helping Oogabooga and Click Clack you are KILLING your own culture.

Do you think your ancestors died so our women could be raped and create disgusting mudslime babies? No.
Look at what whites have created, how far we have gotten and the obstacles we have gotten past, namely other lesser "peoples". The niggers are a problem that will take care of itself, all we need to do is ignore it and stop selling it weapons.
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pretty reasonable tbqh
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>>4291854
But African culture has enriched our lives with lip discs and bush meat.
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>>4291865
Black thought process:
1. Why do white people say we commit so much crime? This is a horrible, racist misrepresentation of our people.
2. I have to do something about this to fix it.
3. Fuck it I'll just go commit crimes.

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For years, we have used "fig" as a euphemism for the r00d term "f*g."
This has usually worked, and has also been applied to allomorphs such as "namefig," "oldfig," and "samefig."
However, when "f*g" is extended to its full form of "f*ggot," using "figgit" as a euphemism has proved to be less than successful.
As such, I have proposed a new way of presenting this r00d word in an acceptable manner, based on the following research:

>People used to say "do it f*ggot" over the internet
>Through language evolution, this is now almost always shortened to "do it fgt"
>"fgt" is the same as "sgt" but with the "s" replaced with "f"
>"sgt" is short for "sergeant"
>"fgt" is actually short for "fergeant"

So, instead of the awkward sounding "do it figgit" or the r00d "do it f*ggot," we can now say the objectively superior "do it fergeant," and we may also use "fergeant" in other contexts, such as calling somebody an "ancient fergeant" as a sophisticated form of "oldfig."

I want you to help move [s4s] into the future by using this term instead of its alternatives. Do it, fergeants!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>4291512
as a nice fergeant, i support this new term, but i hope fig still keeps its place in our society.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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I'm sorry but this is bad meme
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